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  On 1/14/2025 at 12:43 PM, Schulz2.0 said:

Sir, I'll have you know my wife drives a Subaru. I... shit.

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I have a friend that uses Subarus for his sales fleet in NM/CO/WY/MT. He was riding with a salesman through a small town in Wyoming and a sheriff pulled them over. When he stepped up to the car, the sheriff looked at them, took a breath and said "Oh, I figured you two for a couple of lesbians."

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To continue the derail. Dad drives one. Has a rainbow sticker that says Peace on the back. Under it he has a few Unit patches not everyone will recognize and rocks the Purple Heart plates.

As he says, fuck it, confuse them all.

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  On 1/14/2025 at 2:17 PM, ABZ said:

I have a friend that uses Subarus for his sales fleet in NM/CO/WY/MT. He was riding with a salesman through a small town in Wyoming and a sheriff pulled them over. When he stepped up to the car, the sheriff looked at them, took a breath and said "Oh, I figured you two for a couple of lesbians."

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Gonna get pretty dicey here in Austin. I'm off to pick up 6-7 cases of shitter paper and a months worth of perishable food. I pray I havent waited too long to secure my provisions. 

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  On 1/14/2025 at 10:13 PM, Blotto said:

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Gonna get pretty dicey here in Austin. I'm off to pick up 6-7 cases of shitter paper and a months worth of perishable food. I pray I havent waited too long to secure my provisions. 

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I just need to bust out my cross country skis and to get your address.   I'll come take whatever I need.

 

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Sweatergawd the fuckin weather only gets ‘close school’ levels right after a long weekend or right in the middle of the week…so my kids are always at home when I’m working.

Can’t this shit start on a Friday evening and be gone by Sunday night?  Now I’ll be F5’inf the district Facebook page, reading all the Karen comments saying ‘just close the school FOR THE CHILDREN’.  Karen, if you want your kids home so bad, just keep em there…rest of us have jobs 

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  On 1/14/2025 at 10:40 PM, Homercles said:
Sweatergawd the fuckin weather only gets ‘close school’ levels right after a long weekend or right in the middle of the week…so my kids are always at home when I’m working.
Can’t this shit start on a Friday evening and be gone by Sunday night?  Now I’ll be F5’inf the district Facebook page, reading all the Karen comments saying ‘just close the school FOR THE CHILDREN’.  Karen, if you want your kids home so bad, just keep em there…rest of us have jobs 

Just turn on SpongeBob and lock your office door

I’m pissed this weather is on a holiday

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  On 1/14/2025 at 2:24 PM, InkaUtexas said:

To continue the derail. Dad drives one. Has a rainbow sticker that says Peace on the back. Under it he has a few Unit patches not everyone will recognize and rocks the Purple Heart plates.

As he says, fuck it, confuse them all.

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 I think he is trying to suggest something about the duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir.

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  On 1/14/2025 at 10:40 PM, Homercles said:

Sweatergawd the fuckin weather only gets ‘close school’ levels right after a long weekend or right in the middle of the week…so my kids are always at home when I’m working.

Can’t this shit start on a Friday evening and be gone by Sunday night?  Now I’ll be F5’inf the district Facebook page, reading all the Karen comments saying ‘just close the school FOR THE CHILDREN’.  Karen, if you want your kids home so bad, just keep em there…rest of us have jobs 

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This will absolutely change as it is still a week away, but it’s pretty clear there will be another winter storm in Texas next week.

 

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  On 1/15/2025 at 2:36 AM, Hate said:

This will absolutely change as it is still a week away, but it’s pretty clear there will be another winter storm in Texas next week.

 

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go fuck* yourself total snowfall

 

*includes sleet

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Weather models always struggle with cold fronts like this. There is snow pack in the Midwest which means the air will not moderate like the last front did. Also, this is more of a direct hit than the glancing blow we got last time. It’s likely to be colder than what the models are suggesting right now. By Saturday, there should be pretty good agreement on how this is going to shake out. The fact that the NWS is showing a possibility of wintry mix 6 days out in Houston shows the confidence they have that cold air will be in place.

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  On 1/15/2025 at 9:55 PM, Hate said:

Weather models always struggle with cold fronts like this. There is snow pack in the Midwest which means the air will not moderate like the last front did. Also, this is more of a direct hit than the glancing blow we got last time. It’s likely to be colder than what the models are suggesting right now. By Saturday, there should be pretty good agreement on how this is going to shake out. The fact that the NWS is showing a possibility of wintry mix 6 days out in Houston shows the confidence they have that cold air will be in place.

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It's gonna be cold, that seems certain.  However, it looks like it's more moderate than "2021, we all gonna die" cold.

The question is whether it's gonna be wet.

Ain't that always the question?

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  On 1/15/2025 at 10:33 PM, BabaYaga said:

 

That's up to you.  Does she like smooth jazz and box wine?

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Would she be with a dude like me if she didn't go for such low-brow things?  Think, man.  Think.

  On 1/15/2025 at 10:37 PM, InkaUtexas said:

He is talking about his farts.

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Also a fair assumption.  Weather will be cold.  I will surely be making some sort of warm, bean-ish concoction at some point this weekend.

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