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Shart 2025: The Shitshow We Deserve


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  • 3 weeks later...

"Do you paint houses?"

"No, but I will blast the back of that porcelain bowl like it needs a new paint job."

 

Good Lord it's hard to imagine the science involved in creating the shart/ shat that came out my ass this morning.  It smelled like Thriller looked. Pure death.

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As a frequenter of this thread in years past I will always be here as a show of solidarity. My contributions to these threads have dropped off dramatically, however.  I've suffered just one
shart per year in each of the last two years and although production has waned, quality hasn't suffered as each episode was a strip-to-near-naked affair. This past weekend marked the
anniversary of the last shart, which was brought on by getting drunk while judging beans at a chili cook-off. Since then I've fallen out of favor with the bar owners and was not invited to judge
for the first time in years (fine by me) and my alcohol consumption these days is social, light, and never to excess. Flying clean in 2025.... so far..... 

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