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14 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

Doubled down this evening at Subway and ordered the exact same combination that ruined my pants except this time with penne pasta. 
If there is a portent of things to come, let it be the belabored squirting, farting, and heaving noises of the sauce bottle as she liberally applied it to my pasta.
It was enough to make any poster on this thread or child under 12 laugh spontaneously with no saving throw. 
Obviously I deserve whatever happens next but now that I suspect an enemy camped at the gate, I won't get surprised again. 

SMH. The crazy things people will do to create content and get likes.

(teasing)

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