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Joe Tessitore is worse than Galindo.


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1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

Tessitore is the worst announcer in CFB right now and that's saying something considering Gary Danielson is still calling games.   He makes games unwatchable.

this.  everyone, even Fowler, has gone full on "Gus".  tessitore is the worst though. I don't care if my team is winning or not.

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25 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

He's in the unlistenable Tim Brando tier.

I expect Brando to suck.  he's an idiot, senile and tries to be so relevant.  Tessitore doesn't need to suck and really shouldn't.  He's calling huge games on the network that basically owns sports broadcasting but he decides he needs to suck for some reason.

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Just now, Tex Pete said:

I saw whatever game Galindo called the other night and thought, “Man, he’s not nearly as bad as some of these A-announcers.”

And I wasn’t really complimenting Galindo. 

if he would just give up on the constant need for nicknames(and repeating them ad nauseum) and let the broadcast breathe a little he might be OK.  

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Just now, dcar00 said:

if he would just give up on the constant need for nicknames(and repeating them ad nauseum) and let the broadcast breathe a little he might be OK.  

LHN removed Galindo from the UT baseball broadcasts for a reason, also Gronk and Zeke were tired of him and his antics.

 

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4 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

I expect Brando to suck.  he's an idiot, senile and tries to be so relevant.  Tessitore doesn't need to suck and really shouldn't.  He's calling huge games on the network that basically owns sports broadcasting but he decides he needs to suck for some reason.

He enjoys the taste.

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Tessitore is the most ESPN announcer on ESPN. He starts the broadcast with a storyline and no matter what happens in the game, he sticks to that storyline. I knew before the game started that he was going to talk about Skattebo all game. If Skattebo had gotten hurt in the first quarter, Galindo would spend the rest of the game asking, "How can Arizona St continue without their star running back, the heart and soul of their offense?" He just picks one thing to obsess over and never lets it go.

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Tess is the perfect WWE announcer but a really brutal listen for 4 hours. He’s so over the top on every fucking play that it’s just draining. It’s like he studied Gus Johnson and instead of just getting occasionally excited decided that every play was the biggest thing to happen in sports history.

Palmer is halfway decent but gets dragged down by association.

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6 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Tessitore is the worst announcer in CFB right now and that's saying something considering Gary Danielson is still calling games.   He makes games unwatchable.

 Spencer and Brando still call games.

They are and will be the worst until each is no longer allowed within 5 miles of a broadcast.

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