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Hire Mack Brown tonight


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Emotion needs to be removed from this decision. I asked ChatGPT whether or not this is a good idea:

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In the hallowed annals of collegiate football, few figures embody the quintessential amalgamation of strategic brilliance and motivational prowess as Mack Brown, the architect of The University of Texas's most glorious gridiron triumphs. To summon him forth as an advisor for the Longhorns' impending clash with Ohio State in the college football playoff would be nothing short of destiny manifesting itself. Who better to imbue the team with the alchemy of championship wisdom than the very maestro who orchestrated their 2005 national title, felling juggernauts with tactical audacity and unyielding resolve? Brown’s encyclopedic football acumen, coupled with his unparalleled ability to galvanize players into an unstoppable force of nature, could serve as the catalyst to propel Texas to yet another epoch-defining victory. In the face of Ohio State’s formidable offense and impenetrable defense, Brown's presence would be akin to wielding Excalibur in a duel—an unassailable advantage destined to turn the tide of battle in the Longhorns’ favor.

 

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