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Posted
33 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Sure...Β 

This is the get in the motherfucker thread.

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You might be lost.Β 

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The type of offense that kills Ohio State is smashmouth ball control. Like ASU or Michigan. Not us. We can win but should be underdogs and will need to win the turnover battle badly. I love Texas but we should be +7 in this game.

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Posted
15 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

You are smoking some strong weedΒ 

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1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

At DraftKings, the line opened at Texas +6.5, O/U 54

I like when I start threads like this because it thins the wishy-washy fanbase out from the absolutely delusional fucks like myself.Β 

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Pretty sure they are not worried about our smoke in the least bit. We just need to focus on the shit we can control and let the chips fall where they may.Β 

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Horns by 90!!!!!

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Posted
14 hours ago, ztejas said:

pipe-hittin bitches

Jeff Goldblum What GIF by The Late Late Show with James Corden
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Only way I can figure this is that you wantΒ some UT co-eds to head to Columbus and seduce Jeremiah Smith into a completely debilitating crack addiction.

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damn right walter white GIF by Breaking Bad

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THE is going to have to attempt to trademark another word for their program after this game.

EVISCERATEDΒ 

And just a reminder for the chicken littles.

TEXAS is the team that's playing in the semifinals in BACK TO BACK years. Imagine that after losing that Texas Bowl, and worse.

We're the consistent, dominant program in college football at this very second.

Other teams are terrified of playing us.

We're the bad draw.

They about to find out.

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Posted
28 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Jeff Goldblum What GIF by The Late Late Show with James Corden
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Only way I can figure this is that you wantΒ some UT co-eds to head to Columbus and seduce Jeremiah Smith into a completely debilitating crack addiction.

don't you even pulp fiction bro ? hard pipe hittin mother fuckers.Β 

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Posted
32 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Jeff Goldblum What GIF by The Late Late Show with James Corden
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Only way I can figure this is that you wantΒ some UT co-eds to head to Columbus and seduce Jeremiah Smith into a completely debilitating crack addiction.

No. The Texas defense will take a lead pipe and beat the spirit out of you.

Posted
4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

The Texas defense will take a lead pipe and beat the spirit out of you.

Marcellus was talking about dudes high on crack/meth that give absolutely no fucks and have the ability because of crack/meth to stay up and motivated for days on end.

zero to do with a lead pipe.

Posted
3 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Marcellus was talking about dudes high on crack/meth that give absolutely no fucks and have the ability because of crack/meth to stay up and motivated for days on end.

Yeah. Kind of sounds like our defense.Β 

Quit being a pedantic asshole. This is a hype thread not English 101 at Vassar.

Posted (edited)
7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Quit being a Β asshole

Are you new here?

Further I think anything that can be done to diminish J.Smith would be worth the effort.

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