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2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State


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11 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

I’m not going back through all this, but if it hasn’t been said yet, Ryan Day looks silly af with that dyed beard.

it hasn't been said yet, but it's exactly the kind of hard-hitting analysis that's needed around here. He's not doing it for you or I, he's trying to relate to all of the little kids if you know what I mean

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4 minutes ago, Noozak said:

it hasn't been said yet, but it's exactly the kind of hard-hitting analysis that's needed around here. He's not doing it for you or I, he's trying to relate to all of the little kids if you know what I mean

He's not even hiding it. He parked right outside of the stadium.

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35 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

What's the shitter situation?

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10 minutes ago, utee94 said:

imma's got you covered.

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God damnit, I was too slow

28 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

I’m not going back through all this, but if it hasn’t been said yet, Ryan Day looks silly af with that dyed beard.

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2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

"Auburn went a bit wide left and got on the wrong bus.  He will not be kicking in this game, he's somewhere in Arizona" 

There will definitely be some boo-birds if Sideshow fucks up another kick. Really changes Texas gameplan inside OSU 35. Turns into four down territory at this point. 

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2 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

There will definitely be some boo-birds if Sideshow fucks up another kick. Really changes Texas gameplan inside OSU 35. Turns into four down territory at this point. 

Not to worry then because Texas won't even make into osu territory against these world beaters. 

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I know OSU is favored but according to the faithful at elevenwarriors.com it will be a minimum 2 score OSU victory but most likely will be a 4 score win. Texas has never seen a team as overpowering as tOSU. If they lose, there will be mass seppuku.  

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17 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

From today's ESPN+ article on the game:

"In general, the Longhorns are the most likely of the semifinalists to suffer a negative play and the most likely to make up for it with a third-and-long conversion."

And that is why Longhorn fans' life expectancy is lower than most.

 

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5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Considering the changes that would need to be made to accommodate a left-footed kicker.... is this really something you decide on a few minutes before kickoff?

I think Stone is pretty bad at field goals.

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5 hours ago, Helobious said:

Golden would (literally) be 4th or 5th on the depth chart at tOSU right now. That’s one of the best WR rooms in the history of the sport. There’s at least 3 future top 10 picks there right now. 

Why did your husband let you out of the kitchen?

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6 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I think Stone is pretty bad at field goals.

He would have to be.

As Auburn was lining up for the extra point in the first OT, I had a "Well, this is potentially a 'move over Craig Curry and Blake Gideon' moment." Thank Christ he made it. 

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31 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

 

 

22 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

which one of you degenerates was this ? much better ways to make $30k after taxes 

Not me. I wagered $10 that the Surly game thread wouldn't collapse in chaos on the first negative play.

That would win $3.5 million dollars.

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7 minutes ago, Red Five said:

He would have to be.

As Auburn was lining up for the extra point in the first OT, I had a "Well, this is potentially a 'move over Craig Curry and Blake Gideon' moment." Thank Christ he made it. 

I watch every kick, FG or XP, like

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Which may also be how he kicks 

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Kenny Dlllingham on college football live. I gotta say i really like that dude. Seems smart, humble and hungry. I hope they run the Big 12. 

Also good analysis our game. Love the part about defense leader needing to make sub-15 second decision to counter Quinn’s late adjustments. 

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2 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

So weird, 3 weeks ago everyone was running Ryan Day out of Columbus and now they are unbeatable.

I'll help you out going forward in life. People are incredibly stupid and mind-bottling short-sighted. The average hump is even more stupid and short-sighted than you could imagine in your wildest and wackiest imagining. The more stupid and short-sighted they are, the more certain they are in their stupidity and short-sightedness. See Kanell, Danny and any other number of mind-numbing talking heads that just spew stupid and short-sighted thoughts as a career path. Being stupid and short-sighted means you will always find new ways to be stupid and short-sighted. Steady work if you can stand it. Once you understand this, and are not yourself stupid and short-sighted, you will be forced to endure a lifetime of battling the stupidity and short-sightedness all around you. But you should never again be surprised  at what the stupid and short-sighted are saying because you now understand the blathering morons are stupid and short-sighted and their words are as well. 

Calculate in the fact we're discussing a rust belt fanbase that managed to fly to the wrong State for the big game and it's easy to follow the flippity-floppity of fools.

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17 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

I'll help you out going forward in life. People are incredibly stupid and mind-bottling short-sighted. The average hump is even more stupid and short-sighted than you could imagine in your wildest and wackiest imagining. The more stupid and short-sighted they are, the more certain they are in their stupidity and short-sightedness. See Kanell, Danny and any other number of mind-numbing talking heads that just spew stupid and short-sighted thoughts as a career path. Being stupid and short-sighted means you will always find new ways to be stupid and short-sighted. Steady work if you can stand it. Once you understand this, and are not yourself stupid and short-sighted, you will be forced to endure a lifetime of battling the stupidity and short-sightedness all around you. But you should never again be surprised  at what the stupid and short-sighted are saying because you now understand the blathering morons are stupid and short-sighted and their words are as well. 

Calculate in the fact we're discussing a rust belt fanbase that managed to fly to the wrong State for the big game and it's easy to follow the flippity-floppity of fools.

TL;DR

Think about how stupid the average person is.

Then realize that half of them are dumber than that. 

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Well, if College Football Live is to be believed, I'm not sure why we bothered to make this trip.   Can we just say the entire team has the flu, is stuck in the snow/ice, or has an exam to prioritize over football?   No way Texas has a chance in this game.  

 

 

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