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  On 1/9/2025 at 12:39 AM, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Everybody calm down. Their o-line is not good, and we have some strong, fast edges to push them around. We also have one of the best secondaries in the country. He may have Jeremiah Smith and Egbuka, but we still have the Thorpe winner.  Mukuba. Jelani Mcdonald, Taaffe, and plenty of depth. Our WR's are not to be taken lightly. Golden, Helm. Wingo. Moore are all capable of posterising their secondary. This isn't a gimme for either coach, but we are the only top team they have played (Oregon was never going go win it, and they won't until we're all dead for another 75 years). Plus, their o-line and d-line look a bit small-ish  compared to our shitty conference. tOSU is an outlier. 

Ryan is also a perennial loser against teams with equal taken. We aren't fucking Tennessee, and Oregon got their skulls drug because they played them before and knew what they were going to do. 

We also have an o-line that can protect, and a defensive front who went 97 plays without giving up. That's some superhuman level shit. This will be a close game. If we can rattle Howard with our ridiculous edge depth/safety/corner blitz a few times, he could get Bert Auburn level bad,, then we're gonna win. 

So let's compare the now NIL league. Which is basically minor league football. Or even the final 4 in basketball. One team may look bigger and stronger, but can they outlast the team with similar talent and coaching? We shall see. I truly do believe tOSU is not going to win. Why you ask? It's being played in our home state and it might as well be held at DKR with as many fans coming in. This isn't turtle Tom. Sark will dial up some shit, and PK is an elite DC. 

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  On 1/7/2025 at 9:57 PM, Steamboat1874 said:

No one ever mentions the perfect Playboy Bunny shadow she is casting for the cover.

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Never noticed that.
I always start wondering how close the other shadow is to zeroing in on nipplage.
Another inch or so, hard to tell without more definition there.

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  On 1/9/2025 at 2:52 AM, Scholz said:

Thank God this game isn’t at The Shoe. At night.

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But wait, there's more! We pkay them the first game of the season...at the Shoe...and I believe it's a night game. Both teams will be starting a new QB (Arch will crucify their secondary and LB'S. He'll have been in this system for 3 years to learn and grow. He's gonna be absolutely amazing. He's truly gifted. 

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  On 1/9/2025 at 4:26 PM, Pig Bellmont said:

Don’t worry guys, we don’t even need to play the game

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That's a relief. I was worried all of our guys were going to get hurt facing an unstoppable force on offense and an immovable object on defense. 

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Thanks to CTJ's post I won't have to pirate my neighbor's cable to watch the game.

That or create a dummy email account to sign up for another YoutubeTV free trial with another credit card I haven't used in years.

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Honestly though my biggest worries are Jaylen Gilbeaux and Quinn just throwing go routes. I just don’t understand how Quinn’s accuracy deep is sooooo bad. It’s like Sark is telling him , “Yea just throw it deep to keep the safeties deep, but don’t try and complete it” . 
 

I know they practice deep routes everyday and throws and I just don’t understand 

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  On 1/9/2025 at 8:01 PM, D3zii said:

Honestly though my biggest worries are Jaylen Gilbeaux and Quinn just throwing go routes. I just don’t understand how Quinn’s accuracy deep is sooooo bad. It’s like Sark is telling him , “Yea just throw it deep to keep the safeties deep, but don’t try and complete it” . 
 

I know they practice deep routes everyday and throws and I just don’t understand 

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Wild-ass guess.  The sidearm delivery probably only produces accuracy over a pretty short throw and at relatively low velocity.  You don't see third basemen and outfielders with sidearm throws.

And the sidearm delivery lets him throw about 3/4 velocity, fast, accurate short passes without setting his feet, much like a shortstop.  Doesn't work so well for airing it out.

 

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  On 1/9/2025 at 8:26 PM, TwiceHorn said:

Wild-ass guess.  The sidearm delivery probably only produces accuracy over a pretty short throw and at relatively low velocity.  You don't see third basemen and outfielders with sidearm throws.

And the sidearm delivery lets him throw about 3/4 velocity, fast, accurate short passes without setting his feet, much like a shortstop.  Doesn't work so well for airing it out.

 

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Well if that’s the case Sark isn’t the QB whisperer we thought he was because why hasn’t he fixed that yet?? Specially considering he loves the deep ball

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So when Ohio State frog stomps us we will have a national championship game between two teams who lost at home to 20+ point underdogs.

NIU -28.5

UM -20.5

What a steaming pile of midwestern shit

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  On 1/10/2025 at 7:59 PM, Pimphand said:

So when Ohio State frog stomps us we will have a national championship game between two teams who lost at home to 20+ point underdogs.

NIU -28.5

UM -20.5

What a steaming pile of midwestern shit

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Just to point out it hasn't happened, yet.

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  On 1/10/2025 at 7:59 PM, Pimphand said:

So when Ohio State frog stomps us we will have a national championship game between two teams who lost at home to 20+ point underdogs.

NIU -28.5

UM -20.5

What a steaming pile of midwestern shit

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Just to point out that if it does happen what does it say about the steaming pile of southern shit that is football this season?

It's like the overrated chant.  What a stupid fucking thing to say.  

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