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27 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Personally, I'm waiting for @Helobious to weigh in.

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I’ve made it known tOSU will skullfuck us. Ctj can dress it up as sarcastically as he wants, but the comparisons to 2019 LSU are legit. They’re a fucking freight train right now.

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Man I am feeling so much better about this game, now.

All we need is a "ballgame" proclamation and I'll go bet the house on the Horns.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Helobious said:

I’ve made it known tOSU will skullfuck us. Ctj can dress it up as sarcastically as he wants, but the comparisons to 2019 LSU are legit. They’re a fucking freight train right now.

2019 LSU didn't skullfuck us.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Helobious said:

I’ve made it known tOSU will skullfuck us. Ctj can dress it up as sarcastically as he wants, but the comparisons to 2019 LSU are legit. They’re a fucking freight train right now.

 

1 hour ago, utee94 said:

Man I am feeling so much better about this game, now.

All we need is a "ballgame" proclamation and I'll go bet the house on the Horns.

ballgame

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Posted
3 hours ago, Tx74 said:

Will I make it through the game without cussing Sark's play calling?

Texas could have 12 drives and score touchdowns on 11 of them and win 77-3.

Several surly posters would find something to bitch about on that one drive.

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8 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Texas could have 12 drives and score touchdowns on 11 of them and win 77-3.

Several surly posters would find something to bitch about on that one drive.

red zone issues!  why the field goal on that one drive?

 

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Posted
38 minutes ago, thrillhammer said:

red zone issues!  why the field goal on that one drive?

 

where's the killer instinct????

Posted
2 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

my first thought was

 

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my second thought was

 

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then I thought..

 

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I finally decided on..

 

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No one ever mentions the perfect Playboy Bunny shadow she is casting for the cover.

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5 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

No one ever mentions the perfect Playboy Bunny shadow she is casting for the cover.

I will subscribe to your newsletter. You clearly have an eye for detail

Posted
1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

People are comparing 2 loss Ohio state to a 15-0 LSU team with one of the most prolific offenses we’ve ever seen? Ok then. 

An Ohio State team that looked like dog shit three games ago. 

Posted
5 hours ago, Helobious said:

I’ve made it known tOSU will skullfuck us. Ctj can dress it up as sarcastically as he wants, but the comparisons to 2019 LSU are legit. They’re a fucking freight train right now.

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Posted
2 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

Texas could have 12 drives and score touchdowns on 11 of them and win 77-3.

Several surly posters would find something to bitch about on that one drive.

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Posted
2 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

People are comparing 2 loss Ohio state to a 15-0 LSU team with one of the most prolific offenses we’ve ever seen? Ok then. 

Whom we nearly beat with a dogshit team ourselves. 

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Posted
7 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

2019 LSU didn't skullfuck us.

Please Mr. Custer, I don't want to go
Hey, Mr. Custer, please don't make me go
I had a dream last night about the comin' fight
Somebody yelled "attack!"
And there I stood with a arrow in my back.

Posted
4 hours ago, Deej said:

An Ohio State team that looked like dog shit three games ago. 

It is bizarre.  Prior to the NYD bowls there was a line of Texas -1.5 vs OSU.  Now I'm suddenly supposed to believe Ryan Day and Will Howard are invincible?

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Posted
On 1/7/2025 at 1:26 PM, Valmy77 said:

2019 LSU didn't skullfuck us.

Correct. 
We stepped on our own pornstar dicks to let the Tigers barely slink & flop by.

Of course, no moral victories at all.

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I want to believe. 
 

Howard will fuck up. More than once. 
 

I just don’t think Sark can help but stay stubborn with play calls at key moments that Ewers has shown an inability to execute, and I fear it’s a less than a touchdown game where we miss 2 FG

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Posted (edited)

Everybody calm down. Their o-line is not good, and we have some strong, fast edges to push them around. We also have one of the best secondaries in the country. He may have Jeremiah Smith and Egbuka, but we still have the Thorpe winner.  Mukuba. Jelani Mcdonald, Taaffe, and plenty of depth. Our WR's are not to be taken lightly. Golden, Helm. Wingo. Moore are all capable of posterising their secondary. This isn't a gimme for either coach, but we are the only top team they have played (Oregon was never going go win it, and they won't until we're all dead for another 75 years). Plus, their o-line and d-line look a bit small-ish  compared to our shitty conference. tOSU is an outlier. 

Ryan is also a perennial loser against teams with equal taken. We aren't fucking Tennessee, and Oregon got their skulls drug because they played them before and knew what they were going to do. 

We also have an o-line that can protect, and a defensive front who went 97 plays without giving up. That's some superhuman level shit. This will be a close game. If we can rattle Howard with our ridiculous edge depth/safety/corner blitz a few times, he could get Bert Auburn level bad,, then we're gonna win. 

So let's compare the now NIL league. Which is basically minor league football. Or even the final 4 in basketball. One team may look bigger and stronger, but can they outlast the team with similar talent and coaching? We shall see. I truly do believe tOSU is not going to win. Why you ask? It's being played in our home state and it might as well be held at DKR with as many fans coming in. This isn't turtle Tom. Sark will dial up some shit, and PK is an elite DC. 

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5 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Everybody calm down. Their o-line is not good, and we have some strong, fast edges to push them around. We also have one of the best secondaries in the country. He may have Jeremiah Smith and Egbuka, but we still have the Thorpe winner.  Mukuba. Jelani Mcdonald, Taaffe, and plenty of depth.
 

Ryan is also a perennial loser against team with equal taken. We aren't fucking Tennessee, and Oregon got their skulls drug because they played them before and knew what they were going to do. 

We also have an o-line that can protect, and a defensive front who went 97 plays without giving up. That's some superhuman level shit. This will be a close game. If we can rattle Howard with our ridiculous edge depth, then we're gonna win. 

So let's compare the now NIL league. Which is basically minor league football. Or even the final 4 in basketball. One team may look bigger and stronger, but can they outlast the team with similar talent and coaching? We shall see. I truly do believe tOSU is not going to win. Why you ask? It's being played in our home state and it might as well be held at DKR with as many fans coming in. This isn't turtle Tom. Sark will dial up some shit, and PK is an elite DC. 

All of this. I will add that the OG bodies at OT have looked fine as long as they are run blocking - think old school Nebraska OTs. Force them to pass protect from the snap and the deficiencies in reach, footwork and quickness will become more obvious. In running situations, lower pad level plus strength can compensate, especially when pulling. That’s why Counter works better with this group than IZ where you have to whip your man face to face. Neither UTenn or Oregon was able to put OSU’s offense in situations where they had to pass very often. 

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1 minute ago, sushihorn said:

All of this. I will add that the OG bodies at OT have looked fine as long as they are run blocking - think old school Nebraska OTs. Force them to pass protect from the snap and the deficiencies in reach, footwork and quickness will become more obvious. In running situations, lower pad level plus strength can compensate, especially when pulling. That’s why Counter works better with this group than IZ where you have to whip your man face to face. Neither UTenn or Oregon was able to put OSU’s offense in situations where they had to pass very often. 

Exactly. Neither team had anywhere close to what we're putting out. It's going to be a long day at the job for Howard. 
 

We can stop the run, and pass pro. Our athlete are just on another level. I would love to have Smith, but if he has to he used countless times, then they are fucked. We have some pipe hitting motherfuckers. 

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Honestly the craziest thing is the defensive snaps/time last game. They were not 97 snaps across a game. They were front loaded as fuck. For the first half they were on the field on D for over 10 min more than them. Then when it mattered in OT, the defense was a rock. We 100% have the best defense in country and it ain't even close.

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On 1/7/2025 at 12:11 PM, Helobious said:

I’ve made it known tOSU will skullfuck us. Ctj can dress it up as sarcastically as he wants, but the comparisons to 2019 LSU are legit. They’re a fucking freight train right now.

Whew, ok, now I really feel good about our chances.

Posted
2 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Everybody calm down. Their o-line is not good, and we have some strong, fast edges to push them around. We also have one of the best secondaries in the country. He may have Jeremiah Smith and Egbuka, but we still have the Thorpe winner.  Mukuba. Jelani Mcdonald, Taaffe, and plenty of depth. Our WR's are not to be taken lightly. Golden, Helm. Wingo. Moore are all capable of posterising their secondary. This isn't a gimme for either coach, but we are the only top team they have played (Oregon was never going go win it, and they won't until we're all dead for another 75 years). Plus, their o-line and d-line look a bit small-ish  compared to our shitty conference. tOSU is an outlier. 

Ryan is also a perennial loser against teams with equal taken. We aren't fucking Tennessee, and Oregon got their skulls drug because they played them before and knew what they were going to do. 

We also have an o-line that can protect, and a defensive front who went 97 plays without giving up. That's some superhuman level shit. This will be a close game. If we can rattle Howard with our ridiculous edge depth/safety/corner blitz a few times, he could get Bert Auburn level bad,, then we're gonna win. 

So let's compare the now NIL league. Which is basically minor league football. Or even the final 4 in basketball. One team may look bigger and stronger, but can they outlast the team with similar talent and coaching? We shall see. I truly do believe tOSU is not going to win. Why you ask? It's being played in our home state and it might as well be held at DKR with as many fans coming in. This isn't turtle Tom. Sark will dial up some shit, and PK is an elite DC. 

I like the way you think!

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