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I spent a few days in Hawaii on the way to Australia a few years ago, so that makes me an expert on all things Hawaiian.   Let me break down the issue in this thread for you:   OP likes drugs.

 

My professional opinion on Hawaii is that it would be a much nicer place if you didn't have to listen to that god damn Hawaiian Music _everywhere_.   

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1 hour ago, 'stache said:

The Hawaiian state fish is the humuhumunukunukuapua'a. And they eat a lot of spam. 

Spam is vastly underrated. A buddy of mine use to be an organizer for Spam-o-rama in Austin. Great event, great food.

Fight me!

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27 minutes ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

I spent a few days in Hawaii on the way to Australia a few years ago, so that makes me an expert on all things Hawaiian.   Let me break down the issue in this thread for you:   OP likes drugs.

 

My professional opinion on Hawaii is that it would be a much nicer place if you didn't have to listen to that god damn Hawaiian Music _everywhere_.   

Just for you. And I bet this dude knew the way around Spam.

And for @BurntEyes  https://www.spam.com/recipes/hawaiian

 

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1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

So, I had no idea what the fuck this thread was about. So, I did some Google work and found the following article. 

Dispute in Hawaii

I read most of it. We all know I'm gifted with the art of regards. So when I say, I'm more confused after reading that article than I was by OP it probably comes as no surprise.

Seems like a good thread, I guess. Maybe not, I suppose.

 

I have no idea where we're going here, but we're making good time.

 

15 minutes ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

I spent a few days in Hawaii on the way to Australia a few years ago, so that makes me an expert on all things Hawaiian.   Let me break down the issue in this thread for you:   OP likes drugs.

 

My professional opinion on Hawaii is that it would be a much nicer place if you didn't have to listen to that god damn Hawaiian Music _everywhere_.   

Expert thread is that way.  >>>

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7 hours ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

I spent a few days in Hawaii on the way to Australia a few years ago, so that makes me an expert on all things Hawaiian.   Let me break down the issue in this thread for you:   OP likes drugs.

 

My professional opinion on Hawaii is that it would be a much nicer place if you didn't have to listen to that god damn Hawaiian Music _everywhere_.   

In Hawaii, they just call Hawaiian music "music."

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I once had a Hawaiian wife -well she wasn't really my wife and she wasn't Hawaiian - but I liked to dream. She would hand me a Pina Colada in her muumuu as I laid in my hammock watching the crystal blue seas, and she would quietly sing as she swayed her hips gently to the beat of the waves. Reality was a bitch when I'd wake up to Edith screaming at me in our trailer home to get my fat ass off the couch and mow the lawn. But if I stayed asleep, it was beautiful, especially when I kept my hands down my pants.

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