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I spent a few days in Hawaii on the way to Australia a few years ago, so that makes me an expert on all things Hawaiian.   Let me break down the issue in this thread for you:   OP likes drugs.

 

My professional opinion on Hawaii is that it would be a much nicer place if you didn't have to listen to that god damn Hawaiian Music _everywhere_.   

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27 minutes ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

I spent a few days in Hawaii on the way to Australia a few years ago, so that makes me an expert on all things Hawaiian.   Let me break down the issue in this thread for you:   OP likes drugs.

 

My professional opinion on Hawaii is that it would be a much nicer place if you didn't have to listen to that god damn Hawaiian Music _everywhere_.   

Just for you. And I bet this dude knew the way around Spam.

And for @BurntEyes  https://www.spam.com/recipes/hawaiian

 

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1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

So, I had no idea what the fuck this thread was about. So, I did some Google work and found the following article. 

Dispute in Hawaii

I read most of it. We all know I'm gifted with the art of regards. So when I say, I'm more confused after reading that article than I was by OP it probably comes as no surprise.

Seems like a good thread, I guess. Maybe not, I suppose.

 

I have no idea where we're going here, but we're making good time.

 

15 minutes ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

I spent a few days in Hawaii on the way to Australia a few years ago, so that makes me an expert on all things Hawaiian.   Let me break down the issue in this thread for you:   OP likes drugs.

 

My professional opinion on Hawaii is that it would be a much nicer place if you didn't have to listen to that god damn Hawaiian Music _everywhere_.   

Expert thread is that way.  >>>

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7 hours ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

I spent a few days in Hawaii on the way to Australia a few years ago, so that makes me an expert on all things Hawaiian.   Let me break down the issue in this thread for you:   OP likes drugs.

 

My professional opinion on Hawaii is that it would be a much nicer place if you didn't have to listen to that god damn Hawaiian Music _everywhere_.   

In Hawaii, they just call Hawaiian music "music."

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I once had a Hawaiian wife -well she wasn't really my wife and she wasn't Hawaiian - but I liked to dream. She would hand me a Pina Colada in her muumuu as I laid in my hammock watching the crystal blue seas, and she would quietly sing as she swayed her hips gently to the beat of the waves. Reality was a bitch when I'd wake up to Edith screaming at me in our trailer home to get my fat ass off the couch and mow the lawn. But if I stayed asleep, it was beautiful, especially when I kept my hands down my pants.

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9 hours ago, Bevo said:

I once had a Hawaiian wife -well she wasn't really my wife and she wasn't Hawaiian - but I liked to dream. She would hand me a Pina Colada in her muumuu as I laid in my hammock watching the crystal blue seas, and she would quietly sing as she swayed her hips gently to the beat of the waves. Reality was a bitch when I'd wake up to Edith screaming at me in our trailer home to get my fat ass off the couch and mow the lawn. But if I stayed asleep, it was beautiful, especially when I kept my hands down my pants.

That ain’t a pineapple you’re pickin’ there.

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On 1/17/2025 at 11:25 PM, msucolt45 said:

 

I’m as liberal on most causes as those on this site, but could she NOT garner as much face time in the media for asking stupid questions. People should/would just want to think why is she even there.

 

Hook’em!!!

 

 

8 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

As a native Texan, I can put the Hawaiian Senator in the same box of collective dumbasses as some the elected delegates that have represented Harris County the last 20+ years. Lawdy help us!

Hook’em!!!

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Just now, msucolt45 said:

To explain why the Hawaiian Senator is a complete dumbass? I’ll sit myself out on this one, kind of like the elected officials of Harris County the last 20+ years.

Hook’em!!!

To explain your stupid thread and why you’re connecting it to Harris county politicians. 

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8 minutes ago, miguelito said:

I don't mind pineapple on pizza, but I understand some folks are allergic to the idea.

I didn't get a Hawaiian pizza last night: It was Greek with Italian sausage. But, since all three are on the Mediterranean, I would like to point out that artichoke hearts have too strong of a flavor for pizza and should never be put on it.

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5 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I didn't get a Hawaiian pizza last night: It was Greek with Italian sausage. But, since all three are on the Mediterranean, I would like to point out that artichoke hearts have too strong of a flavor for pizza and should never be put on it.

so did you cum or what?

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38 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Bro end of page two, a CRish thread in Daily Texan and the following relevant image hasn't been posted on Surlh no less.

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

Book'em Dano!

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6 hours ago, randomhorn said:

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