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15 minutes ago, Covri said:

Individual “nachos” are just cut up tostadas. Real nachos touch. 

You have to pull them apart and half the chips are soggy and you get inconsistent topping distribution. That’s a nacho 

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I'm not sure of the senator's opinion, but Hawaii is now releasing genetically altered male mosquitoes (the non-biters) that produce sterile offspring to combat the effects of Avian Malaria. The disease has already wiped out many native honeycreeper species, and the situation is exacerbated by climate change (apologies if this term melts any resident snowflakes. I know this thread definitely isn't CR), as there is no longer refuge at higher elevations. While it is too late for the 'akikiki, perhaps the 'akeke'e still has hope of surviving.

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9 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

I'm not sure of the senator's opinion, but Hawaii is now releasing genetically altered male mosquitoes (the non-biters) that produce sterile offspring to combat the effects of Avian Malaria. The disease has already wiped out many native honeycreeper species, and the situation is exacerbated by climate change (apologies if this term melts any resident snowflakes. I know this thread definitely isn't CR), as there is no longer refuge at higher elevations. While it is too late for the 'akikiki, perhaps the 'akeke'e still has hope of surviving.

Dengue can go fuck off with that bio-engineering shit. Without male mosquitos we will just have real butch female mosquitos. Amazon mosquitos that transmit malaria that messes up humans.

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10 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Dengue can go fuck off with that bio-engineering shit. Without male mosquitos we will just have real butch female mosquitos. Amazon mosquitos that transmit malaria that messes up humans.

I belive this has been done in Florida for several years, specifically to reduce Dengue. Although I would agree that Florida is not a place you want to take advice from.

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16 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Dengue can go fuck off with that bio-engineering shit. Without male mosquitos we will just have real butch female mosquitos. Amazon mosquitos that transmit malaria that messes up humans.

 

2 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

I belive this has been done in Florida for several years, specifically to reduce Dengue. Although I would agree that Florida is not a place you want to take advice from.

Inka: Oh, yeah, an Amazon mosquito, maybe, but not a Hawaiian mosquito. That's my point.

Hookem: Oh, yeah, I agree with that.

Inka: But then, of course, Amazon mosquitos are non-migratory.

Hookem: Oh, yeah, so it couldn't be there anyway.

Inka: Wait a minute. Suppose two mosquitos carried it together...

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2 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

I belive this has been done in Florida for several years, specifically to reduce Dengue. Although I would agree that Florida is not a place you want to take advice from.

either way brah, in hawaii gonna piss off the volcano goddess.

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3 minutes ago, bolverk said:

 

Inka: Oh, yeah, an Amazon mosquito, maybe, but not a Hawaiian mosquito. That's my point.

Hookem: Oh, yeah, I agree with that.

Inka: But then, of course, Amazon mosquitos are non-migratory.

Hookem: Oh, yeah, so it couldn't be there anyway.

Inka: Wait a minute. Suppose two mosquitos carried it together...

This depends. Are the mosquitos in a monogamous relationship?

We needed this thread.

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3 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

This depends. Are the mosquitos in a monogamous relationship?

We needed this thread.

No but they WERE both content producers on TikTok that taught STEMs info to the youth. So, it's shitty either way and it's all the Hawaiian Senators fault for not voting for SpaceX. 

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Just now, BurntEyes said:

No but they WERE both content producers on TikTok that taught STEMs info to the youth. So, it's shitty either way and it's all the Hawaiian Senators fault for not voting for SpaceX. 

Did she make Guam sink? If so, well I banish her to Upper Volta. Her and her gender neutral, non-monogamous, dengue bird killing mosquitos.

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8 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Did she make Guam sink? If so, well I banish her to Upper Volta. Her and her gender neutral, non-monogamous, dengue bird killing mosquitos.

Upper Volta?!?

Yeah, well, Burkina Faso says Up Your Volta.

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5 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

My grandmother called it HighWīyuh

When I met her in undergrad, my ex-wife was working in a head shop and they sold those dumb little bracelets each with the name of a state on them. Except on the Hawaiian one, they'd accidentally spelled it "Hawall."

We thought that was hilarious when we got stoned -- laughed our asses off. I think that's when we fell in love.

❤️ h-a-w-a-l-l 💔

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20 hours ago, Hairy Biped said:

I'm almost at the age where everything confuses me, and this thread is one of those everythings.  As a side note, does anybody know if they still make Hawaiian Punch?

 

18 hours ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

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I served as Executive Officer on a destroyer in Hawaii many moons ago.  One of the junior officers on our ship had a bad habit of getting very drunk out at the local bars and running his mouth.  He got into multiple scrapes with locals, and after a particularly rough one, he showed up on the ship with two black eyes and badly split lips.   After that, his nickname on the ship was Hawaiian Punch.  

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46 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

My grandmother called it HighWīyuh

Reminds me of a beer joint in Wichita Falls named Frank’s Eight-Ball Lounge.  Frank, the owner, was a WWII aviator who also played the trumpet.  Frequented this place a lot as a UT student in the 80’s when I came back home to visit.  Place had a jukebox that played Sinatra, Glenn Miller, The Letterman, etc.  It was guaranteed that as the night progressed and patrons and Frank imbibed, he would play the trumpet at the end of Bobby Vinton’s “Blue Velvet”.  The crowd loved it.

Anyway, we almost always put a quarter in the jukebox for this song.  @Armybrat, this one’s for you.

 

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