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  On 2/14/2025 at 10:30 PM, cmontexas said:

Another remedial reader. F on the book report.

The very first post I made yesterday 

Here is where I refer to the heat I deservedly took a few weeks back when I initially made the suggestion. You can note that was before his extension/buyout. He left anyway and I pointed out what he said when asked about the 2025 Longhorn running back depth chart.

The very next sentence in my controversial, overly critical assessment of Choice

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Posted
  On 2/14/2025 at 10:30 PM, cmontexas said:

Another remedial reader. F on the book report.

The very first post I made yesterday 

Here is where I refer to the heat I deservedly took a few weeks back when I initially made the suggestion. You can note that was before his extension/buyout. He left anyway and I pointed out what he said when asked about the 2025 Longhorn running back depth chart.

The very next sentence in my controversial, overly critical assessment of Choice

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  On 2/14/2025 at 9:26 PM, cafe society said:
  On 2/14/2025 at 8:43 PM, SydneyCarton said:

Hmm. I wonder if maybe Baker said "fuck it" because he got sick of Brandon Harris's shit. That couldn't be a thing, right?

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I like to think I pay close attention to the recruiting goings on, as much as I can, anyway.  I trust your information, Sydney, so I have to assume that Harris completely fucked up a recruitment for Baker.  Hope it isn't too late for the two new hires (Joe and Dunson) to provide a firewall between Harris and the coaches.

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I surely hope it's not a thing. Losing Baker would suck. Could someone elaborate about issues with Brandon Harris?

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  On 2/14/2025 at 2:35 PM, Bevo said:

Kind of interesting - I spoke with a high school and current friend of Gideon. He said there were "a lot" of better athletes on the Leander team. But, he worked his ass off and studied a lot of film because his dad was the coach. He knew what other teams were going to do and got the defense lined up correctly. So, basically it was true that he was a coach on the field. As for the move, the guy basically said that it was just the right opportunity (money and upward mobility).

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Did he tell you about Gideons micro penis? That’s the only info I have from attending Leander. Other than his mom going off on me in high school for talking about his drop the following week in class. Oops. 

Posted
  On 2/14/2025 at 9:44 PM, 6th Street said:

Losing assistant coaches is natural for good programs. Bama had high turnover during its run but continued to refresh with solid talent. 

Just glad we're not in the days of dragging around dead weight like Drew Mehringer, Warehime, Tim Nunez, Mac McWhorter, Bobby Kennedy, etc. 

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Who are you and what have you done with 6th Street

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Posted
  On 2/14/2025 at 10:53 PM, Hank_Hill said:

Did he tell you about Gideons micro penis? That’s the only info I have from attending Leander. Other than his mom going off on me in high school for talking about his drop the following week in class. Oops. 

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I could say more but since they are close friends, I don't want to cause any problems between them. Regardless, probably pretty few people here knew his dad was a coach at Leander. And I found it interesting that he was an average athlete at a suburban white school.

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  On 2/14/2025 at 11:13 PM, Bevo said:

 

I could say more but since they are close friends, I don't want to cause any problems between them. Regardless, probably pretty few people here knew his dad was a coach at Leander. And I found it interesting that he was an average athlete at a suburban white school.

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His dad stood in as our soccer coach for a  practice after we canned the previous idiot and it was the funniest shit. The phrase “running around like a bunch of retarded fire ants” comes to mind any time I think of coach Gideon.

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Posted
  On 2/14/2025 at 11:11 PM, someguy said:

Baker is very, very happy at Texas. 

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Baker would be the guy I'd want to lose least.  Not only because I think he's shown he can coach, but his ties to Georgia are even more important with Choice leaving.

Posted
  On 2/14/2025 at 10:30 PM, cmontexas said:

Another remedial reader. F on the book report.

The very first post I made yesterday 

Here is where I refer to the heat I deservedly took a few weeks back when I initially made the suggestion. You can note that was before his extension/buyout. He left anyway and I pointed out what he said when asked about the 2025 Longhorn running back depth chart.

The very next sentence in my controversial, overly critical assessment of Choice

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Are you ok? Do we need to call someone? You’ve claimed to quote your first post and then paraphrase multiple posts while fucking up all the tenses. Does it smell like burnt feathers or do you just think BillFromLakeTravis is a smart poster? Press 1 if you’ve been Ryan day’d.

  On 2/14/2025 at 11:13 PM, Bevo said:

 

I could say more but since they are close friends, I don't want to cause any problems between them. Regardless, probably pretty few people here knew his dad was a coach at Leander. And I found it interesting that he was an average athlete at a suburban white school.

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Gosh who don’t you have in your Rolodex? The 80’s oilers o’line, gideons, the Rothschilds. 

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Posted
  On 2/14/2025 at 11:50 PM, Hank_Hill said:

His dad stood in as our soccer coach for a  practice after we canned the previous idiot and it was the funniest shit. The phrase “running around like a bunch of retarded fire ants” comes to mind any time I think of coach Gideon.

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Aren’t you a ginger? Seems like he might’ve been singling someone out…

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Posted
  On 2/14/2025 at 11:11 PM, someguy said:

You can avoid a lot of unnecessary confusion and noise if you can just get it through your head that IN NO WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM WAS CHOICE EVEN REMOTELY NUDGED OUT.  Full stop.  If you feel the urge to try to qualify or modify that statement, don't.  That's it.  Just leave it at that.

Baker is very, very happy at Texas.  I have no idea whether or not he'd leave to go to the NFL, if offered, but he is not disgruntled at Texas.

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What a time to be alive. Of all the Surly posters, I’m putting the most trust in some guy.

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Posted
  On 2/15/2025 at 7:02 PM, TheAuditor said:

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I'll save everyone the search....

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What did you fucking expect, you brainless shitnugget? She's over 90 years old!

When 90 years old YOU reach, look as good you will not...hmmmmmmm?

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Posted
  On 2/15/2025 at 7:13 PM, Rimbo said:

What did you fucking expect, you brainless shitnugget? She's over 90 years old!

When 90 years old YOU reach, look as good you will not...hmmmmmmm?

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I didn't comment on her current state,  I just posted her current picture given I figured everyone would wonder what that looks like now.  I fully expect to be dead by 90 so your hypothetical is unlikely to be resolvable.  Also please refer to me as Dr Brainless ShitNugget,  II.  Dad and I didn't waste time in Shitnugget school to have our accomplishments minimized.  

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Posted
  On 2/15/2025 at 7:18 PM, TheAuditor said:

I didn't comment on her current state,  I just posted her current picture given I figured everyone would wonder what that looks like now.  I fully expect to be dead by 90 so your hypothetical is unlikely to be resolvable.  Also please refer to me as Dr Brainless ShitNugget,  II.  Dad and I didn't waste time in Shitnugget school to have our accomplishments minimized.  

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Oh no, that still resolves the hypothetical in her favor. Unless you're into fucking dessicated corpses, in which case... you do you.

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Posted
  On 2/15/2025 at 7:39 PM, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Isn't Orohey more of a CB coach, and Joseph is more of a safeties coach? 

I wonder if Sark will make the switch?

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I don't know if Zach Barnett has special insight on this or not just in the FootballScoop article posted above he said Orphey was hired as cornerbacks coach.

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Posted
  On 2/15/2025 at 7:15 PM, Teryor said:

https://footballscoop.com/news/texas-approves-raise-extensions-for-steve-sarkisian-and-two-assistants

So Banks and Nansen just had raises/extensions announced by the school. Obviously doesn't guarantee either staying but it's a notable point.

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  On 2/15/2025 at 8:59 PM, Machinator said:

I don't know if Zach Barnett has special insight on this or not just in the FootballScoop article posted above he said Orphey was hired as cornerbacks coach.

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Yes, I think he will be primarily corners coach. 

 

What is interesting about those raises is they did not announce Terry Joseph extension or raise. OTF reported his contract ends at the end of the month.

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My god, i hate Facebook. They put so much click bait lies on there. Smh

Just saw a post that we were hiring Rashad Samples. 

Popped over here to verify. 

Thank you lord that it was fake. 

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Posted
  On 2/15/2025 at 8:59 PM, Machinator said:

I don't know if Zach Barnett has special insight on this or not just in the FootballScoop article posted above he said Orphey was hired as cornerbacks coach.

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Yeah, so that makes me wonder about if Joseph will move to safeties or he'll be replaced? I would have to think he'll move to safeties or else I would imagine something would have come out by now

Or, Orphey could just help Joseph. Just a though exercise. 

Posted
  On 2/15/2025 at 8:59 PM, Machinator said:

I don't know if Zach Barnett has special insight on this or not just in the FootballScoop article posted above he said Orphey was hired as cornerbacks coach.

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He's a Texas alum so good shot he has some connection to let him know what they've decided. He's also pretty reliable in my experience.

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  On 2/15/2025 at 9:29 PM, FCB said:

My god, i hate Facebook. They put so much click bait lies on there. Smh

Just saw a post that we were hiring Rashad Samples. 

Popped over here to verify. 

Thank you lord that it was fake. 

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Today I learned you are a billion years old. Facebook?

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Gerry mentioned on OTF that people close to the situation have told him Orphey is the Cornerbacks Coach. I’m curious of what that means for the rest of the secondary. Maybe a Joseph departure is also imminent. He & Gideon finally clicked this season. 

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Posted
  On 2/15/2025 at 11:59 PM, CastHorn said:

Gerry mentioned on OTF that people close to the situation have told him Orphey is the Cornerbacks Coach. I’m curious of what that means for the rest of the secondary. Maybe a Joseph departure is also imminent. He & Gideon finally clicked this season. 

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I would assume Joseph would coach safeties.

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Posted
  On 2/15/2025 at 11:59 PM, CastHorn said:

Gerry mentioned on OTF that people close to the situation have told him Orphey is the Cornerbacks Coach. I’m curious of what that means for the rest of the secondary. Maybe a Joseph departure is also imminent. He & Gideon finally clicked this season. 

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I dont know that Joseph has any NFL aspirations, but he definitely has ties to New orleans.

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I'm all for the guy from Baylor or fOSU Locklyn. Or hell, even the Chargers RB coach. Either way I don't think we'll be disappointed. Just need a guy to go into Alabama, Georgia, and FL

They say Hall is Choice 2.0

Locklyn has cred 

Chargers RB has NFL which can show kids he can get them tp the league.. Which never hurts. 

Posted
  On 2/15/2025 at 7:13 PM, Rimbo said:

What did you fucking expect, you brainless shitnugget? She's over 90 years old!

When 90 years old YOU reach, look as good you will not...hmmmmmmm?

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A bit trivial, but relevant to this topic/ I happened to catch where she turned 89 earlier this past week.  So, not yet quite to her 90’s, but hey, hopefully- if she has a decent quality of life- she makes it.

I was always more of a Mary Ann guy, myself.

🤘🏻

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  On 2/16/2025 at 2:11 PM, NTVTXN said:

A bit trivial, but relevant to this topic/ I happened to catch where she turned 89 earlier this past week.  So, not yet quite to her 90’s, but hey, hopefully- if she has a decent quality of life- she makes it.

I was always more of a Mary Ann guy, myself.

🤘🏻

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Seriously, thou shalt not desecrate Ginger. Ever.

Posted
  On 2/16/2025 at 6:45 PM, Machinator said:

(Paul Wadlington) A Few Thoughts On New DB Coach Mark Orphey

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Hanging out in landfills lol

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