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Posted
1 hour ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Reunited and it feels so good. 

This is the funniest hire since the Mike Stopps meltdown, but in a much different way. I’m trying to think of an analogy, but can’t. Too damn funny but a little disappointed that Jerry Gray isn’t involved.

It’s the giant decorative crab of db coach hires

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Posted
1 hour ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Reunited and it feels so good.

Reunited, and it feels so good
Reunited 'cause we understood
There's one perfect fit
And, brother, this one is it…
We both are so excited 'cause we're reunited, hey, hey…

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Posted
4 hours ago, Codaxx said:

probably shouldnt hire a position coach that is older than Bobby Burton. We need some standard. Would love to have him as an analyst.

Shit, dude, Bobby isn't THAT old.

Posted
19 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

lol at y'all thinking Akina doesn't know how to coach

3 Thorpe winners, 6 Thorpe finalists, 41 NFL DBs including 7 Pro Bowlers.

 

I don’t need Schloss hiring Jim lefever.   This hire doesn’t make any sense.  It’s Sark showing us who’s boss

Posted
6 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

I’m not getting fussed over Sark hires yet, but this is comical. We would fucking roast the hicks in college station if they hit up hospice for a hire like this.

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Posted (edited)

Is he just coaching the left side or both corner positions? Can there be only one?

 

Who is coaching Nickelback, Chad Kroeger?

 

Also, I thought I remembered back in the day that we and the coaches were concerned because the line and the DBs weren't on the same page because Akina was good at coaching man but not good at coaching zone - or something like that - maybe I don't remember,

 

 

 

 

 

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Is he just coaching the left side or both corner positions? Can there be only one?
 
Who is coaching Nickelback, Chad Kroeger?
 
Also, I thought I remembered back in the day that we and the coaches were concerned because the line and the DBs weren't on the same page because Akina was good at coaching man but not good at coaching zone - or something like that - maybe I don't remember,
 
 
 
 
 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

Jeez, the guy is 68. This is a ridiculous hire. Texas is going to lose recruits over this.

I was told not to worry about the numbers.

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Posted
24 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

He’s the opposite. This is a bad take and you should feel bad. 

I don't know who you think you're talking to but while you were drinking Aleezee at  KA parties I was on Surly breaking news on head coaching rumors

Posted
4 hours ago, texifornia said:

I mean... The dude can coach. If you want to maximize a two year championship window and mentor our young CB coach it's not a terrible hire.


Dude it’s a terrible hire. In 754 years of coaching Akina still cannot teach corners what a zone defense is. And that basically what we run. 

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

I don’t need Schloss hiring Jim lefever.   This hire doesn’t make any sense.  It’s Sark showing us who’s boss


Only in orangebloods land does hiring a guy who's coached 3 Thorpe award winners, 41 NFL Dbs, 7 pro-bowl DBs, and 12 All-American DBs not make any sense.

He's one of the best, if not THE best, DB coach in college football history.

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Posted
1 minute ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


Only in Orangebloods land does hiring a guy who's coached 3 Thorpe award winners, 41 NFL Dbs, 7 pro-bowl DBs, and 12 All-American DBs not make any sense.

He's one of the best, if not THE best, DB coach in college football history.

Devils advocate 

 

Age and all that age implies

Posted
1 minute ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


Only in Orangebloods land does hiring a guy who's coached 3 Thorpe award winners, 41 NFL Dbs, 7 pro-bowl DBs, and 12 All-American DBs not make any sense.

He's one of the best, if not THE best, DB coach in college football history.


That’s why for the past decade everyone has been beating down his door to get him to coach at their school. 

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Posted

The DC (and real MVP) for the Super Bowl champ Philadelphia Eagles Vic Fangio is 66. That decrepit old man got through to the Philly youngsters ok (even though the pussy ass Dolphin players ran him off because he coached them too hard). He dialed up a great game plan that made Mahomes look downright ordinary. They had another couple coaches in their 60s as well. It’s not a death sentence and there’s a lot to be said for experience and wisdom.

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Posted
Just now, Hornius Emeritus said:


Please tell me what you know about his offers or lack thereof.


Look Mrs Akina, he isn’t a fucking analyst or position coach at Stanford in the midst of complete irrelevance because Nick Saban, Kirby Smart and Dabo were fighting over him and he decided to take the 2-10 school as a compromise. 

Posted
1 minute ago, Newy25 said:


That’s why for the past decade everyone has been beating down his door to get him to coach at their school. 

It's not like he's been sitting on the couch for that whole time.  He was a P5 DB coach or DC for all but one of those years.

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Posted (edited)
2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


Look Mrs Akina, he isn’t a fucking analyst or position coach at Stanford in the midst of complete irrelevance because Nick Saban, Kirby Smart and Dabo were fighting over him and he decided to take the 2-10 school as a compromise. 

????  He was DC at Arizona.   Also: seven first round picks.

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Posted
12 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


Only in orangebloods land does hiring a guy who's coached 3 Thorpe award winners, 41 NFL Dbs, 7 pro-bowl DBs, and 12 All-American DBs not make any sense.

He's one of the best, if not THE best, DB coach in college football history.

Oh.  didn't think of that.  I hope CDC has Jimmy Johnson and Bill Parcells on his short list if Sark decides to bolt

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