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8 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Do they have a 45 year-old woman editing these pics? What's with the fucking color filters?

Based on the text it appears to be screen shots from the gram. So, worse, edited by 18 year olds.

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Posted
1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Sarks on the hot seat!

I am 100% certain that a goodly percentage of this board will be rife with excuses if the offense founders, just like last year and the later years of Brown, the Strong tenure and Mensa pain. 

Rinse and repeat. They always have and always will exist.

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Posted
4 hours ago, lazygringo said:

Man, these dudes are looking tiny.

helmets with the silly thing makes the helmet like 20% bigger makes their body look small

Posted
4 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

So, I don’t know if I’m alone in this but this offseason feels like an absolute beating. 2020 is the only offseason since the start of the Herman era that I remember being so unenjoyable. The Quinn vs. Arch stuff has been beaten to death but the people pushing it won’t shut the fuck up about it. I’d love to have a surly thread to keep up with offseason news and discussion, but I don’t want to be subjected to spillage from the 500 page Quinn bitch fest. 

Can we start negging discussion of last year’s QB room management on here? 

I’ve found myself logging in to my friend’s OB account recently. If that isn’t a cry for help I don’t know what is.

There’s like 2-3 posters you can just put on ignore to achieve the same effect. Their takes are generally terrible everywhere so not missing much

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Posted

Black was a 5 star freshman on the bench behind a returning starter and the Thorpe winner. He had a pick 6 that didn't count but he still did it. I feel like people are sleeping on him 

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Posted
30 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Black was a 5 star freshman on the bench behind a returning starter and the Thorpe winner. He had a pick 6 that didn't count but he still did it. I feel like people are sleeping on him 

have you seen the arms on kade phillips?

Posted
7 hours ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

So, I don’t know if I’m alone in this but this offseason feels like an absolute beating. 2020 is the only offseason since the start of the Herman era that I remember being so unenjoyable. The Quinn vs. Arch stuff has been beaten to death but the people pushing it won’t shut the fuck up about it. I’d love to have a surly thread to keep up with offseason news and discussion, but I don’t want to be subjected to spillage from the 500 page Quinn bitch fest. 

Can we start negging discussion of last year’s QB room management on here? 

I’ve found myself logging in to my friend’s OB account recently. If that isn’t a cry for help I don’t know what is.

Buddy, it’s only March. Buckle up 

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Posted
16 hours ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

So, I don’t know if I’m alone in this but this offseason feels like an absolute beating. 2020 is the only offseason since the start of the Herman era that I remember being so unenjoyable. The Quinn vs. Arch stuff has been beaten to death but the people pushing it won’t shut the fuck up about it. I’d love to have a surly thread to keep up with offseason news and discussion, but I don’t want to be subjected to spillage from the 500 page Quinn bitch fest. 

Can we start negging discussion of last year’s QB room management on here? 

I’ve found myself logging in to my friend’s OB account recently. If that isn’t a cry for help I don’t know what is.

Right On!.....I want more of the Arch - vs- Vince stuff......

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Posted
28 minutes ago, oldhorn2 said:

Right On!.....I want more of the Arch - vs- Vince stuff......

I still blame Mack for not convincing Vince to stick around for his Heisman and another Crystal Ball.

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Posted
21 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

I still blame Mack for not convincing Vince to stick around for his Heisman and another Crystal Ball.

You should blame the Texans for sucking ass hard enough to get the #1 overall pick

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Posted
18 hours ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

So, I don’t know if I’m alone in this but this offseason feels like an absolute beating. 2020 is the only offseason since the start of the Herman era that I remember being so unenjoyable. The Quinn vs. Arch stuff has been beaten to death but the people pushing it won’t shut the fuck up about it. I’d love to have a surly thread to keep up with offseason news and discussion, but I don’t want to be subjected to spillage from the 500 page Quinn bitch fest. 

Can we start negging discussion of last year’s QB room management on here? 

I’ve found myself logging in to my friend’s OB account recently. If that isn’t a cry for help I don’t know what is.

We haven't even gotten into the hyperventilating over injuries portion of the off-season.

Posted
20 minutes ago, someguy said:

We haven't even gotten into the hyperventilating over injuries portion of the off-season.

(Third-team right guard sprains his pinky finger)

"We're cursed!! Every single year this happens!" 

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Posted
2 hours ago, oldhorn2 said:

Right On!.....I want more of the Arch - vs- Vince stuff......

I think it’s obvious that arch wins in a foot race.  it remains to be seen if he’ll be a better quarterback. 

Posted
36 minutes ago, futureman said:

I think it’s obvious that arch wins in a foot race.  it remains to be seen if he’ll be a better quarterback. 

VY was deceptively fast. Not many defenders could catch up to him even though he seemed to be running in slo mo.

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Posted
2 hours ago, futureman said:

I think it’s obvious that arch wins in a foot race.  it remains to be seen if he’ll be a better quarterback. 

Yeah, because Arch runs with his feet while Vince was simply gliding over the surface of the field like Football Jesus. 

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On 3/28/2025 at 4:46 PM, Bodacious Bevo said:

So, I don’t know if I’m alone in this but this offseason feels like an absolute beating. 2020 is the only offseason since the start of the Herman era that I remember being so unenjoyable. The Quinn vs. Arch stuff has been beaten to death but the people pushing it won’t shut the fuck up about it. I’d love to have a surly thread to keep up with offseason news and discussion, but I don’t want to be subjected to spillage from the 500 page Quinn bitch fest. 

Can we start negging discussion of last year’s QB room management on here? 

I’ve found myself logging in to my friend’s OB account recently. If that isn’t a cry for help I don’t know what is.

i'm the opposite, this is the least intune i've been in a decade plus?  i have complete confidence we will be badass next year.  it's such an good feeling 

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1 hour ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

i'm the opposite, this is the least intune i've been in a decade plus?  i have complete confidence we will be badass next year.  it's such an good feeling 

Yeah, there's no reason to be obsessive over this. Especially not to the point of looking at OBs. For duck's sake have standards. 

Recruiting don't even need to pay any attention until summer OVs. Sark always pulls his classes together in season anyway. Nothing about the team will mean shit until camp starts at the earliest. 

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Posted
12 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

... and still not picking VY.

Thank you. I live in Houston and gleefully tell people I still root against the Texans with all my might for not picking Vince. They think that's an extraordinary level of pettiness, and I joyfully agree with them. Unfortunately, the Texans appear to be getting their shit together. I also happen to like CJ Stroud, which really sucks. I still enjoy seeing the Texans lose. 

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Posted
8 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Per OTF, Livingstone is really impressing so far in Spring practice. 

 

 

This shit is reaching “Troy Omeire is laying waste to this offseason!” levels of hype. 

“Courtnee Garcia had the catch of the day, yet again!”

Right. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

This shit is reaching “Troy Omeire is laying waste to this offseason!” levels of hype. 

“Courtnee Garcia had the catch of the day, yet again!”

Right. 

 I don't think they're doing him any favors. Eventually people will be let down when he's not actually a combination of Lance Alworth and Jordan Shipley. 

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Posted

It's the beginning of spring ball, and no pads are on yet, so these reports are way premature. 

That said, the Livingstone kid came in running a mid 21s 200, I believe a low 11s or 10.9 100, and was athletic enough to be a kick returner with multiple TDs at 5A Lucas Lovejoy in the metroplex. All at 6'4" or possibly 6'5" by now. 

If he has the right mindset and toughness to go with the physical traits there's no reason he wouldn't give DBs issues and at minimum get some rotation time. Wouldn't be the first goofy looking 6'4" white kid to be a productive power conference receiver. 

Just because the board's resident dip shit gave him a dumb nickname doesn't mean he can't play. That fucker is wrong so much you could make a living betting against everything he says. He's just very verbose in his stupidity. 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Alright, so here is the deal. If Livingstone comes in and has over 500 yards receiving this season, then you have to wear a custom made #13 jersey with “McJaggerson” on the nameplate to games until he graduates.

That's about 31 yards per game.

Posted
24 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

How do you do, Jordy Nelson.

 

15 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Shipley 3.0 would befine by me.

Here we go. Fuck tempering expectations! Let’s name more of the best white WRs to have played college ball in the last two decades!

Wes Welker 2.0!?!

Eric Decker starter kit, motherfuckers!

13 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Alright, so here is the deal. If Livingstone comes in and has over 500 yards receiving this season, then you have to wear a custom made #13 jersey with “McJaggerson” on the nameplate to games until he graduates.

1) I don’t wear jerseys. I’m a grown man and I am not hispanic. 

2) 500 yards is dogshit. 

3) I’m happy to place a bet with anyone on this board that this dude will catch for 1,000 in a season, ever, while at Texas. Willing to consider any amount of money or other terms for the wager. 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Here we go. Fuck tempering expectations! Let’s name more of the best white WRs to have played college ball in the last two decades!

Wes Welker 2.0!?!

Eric Decker starter kit, motherfuckers!

It's worse on IT. Any mention of the dude's name produces 2-3 pages of "white" jokes. Really hilarious stuff like pictures of white bread. Do you get it. It's because Parker Livingstone is white and not black. 

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