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On 4/15/2025 at 12:14 PM, mwaadeeb said:

Dumb. Why not 2 NCs and two Heismans because he’s getting paid millions of dollars to get an education and rail coeds on town lake? 

Keep Arch away from Town Lake please

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RIP to the Roadtrip of the Century: FYRE FEST 2 Postponed

You can read about it here. 

We’re not crying, you’re crying.

FYRE FEST 2 has been officially postponed. Yes, the Surly Horns beachy fever dream we were manifesting in Playa del Carmen has fizzled faster than a sparkler in a hurricane.

Our team was ready.
We were supposed to be rolling deep from Austin to Mexico in the Surly Horns Cybertruck, windows down, speakers up, living on a steady diet of road snacks and delusion. This was more than a music festival—it was a moment. A vibe. A questionable financial decision with a whole lot of Instagram potential.

And let’s not forget the most tragic cancellation of all: Bibi Hadid will NOT be joining us. We repeat, Bibi Hadid is OUT. Even worse, @immamac has informed me that she's not returning our deposit, but that’s a separate trauma we’re working through with our lawyer.

Playa del Carmen officials swear no permits had been issued. Do we believe them? Do we believe anyone anymore? TBD. The trust is broken, and so are our dreams of overpriced margaritas and sand in our shoes.

We know many of you were counting on our coverage of the chaos, and we were counting on a few unforgettable selfies in questionable outfits. But for now, all we can say is: stay tuned. We’ll be posting updates as we attempt to untangle the refund situation (pro tip: Venmo transactions labeled “concert vibez” apparently aren’t protected under buyer protection).

So here we are. Stuck in Austin. No beach. No lineup. No Bibi. No festival. Just us, a Cybertruck with a full tank, and way too much canned rosé.

@South Austin, please go ahead and request Bibi's used panties. I hope it freaks her out. 

#FYREWASLIT
#UntilItWasn’t
#BibiComeBack

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Posted (edited)
3 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

And let’s not forget the most tragic cancellation of all: Bibi Hadid will NOT be joining us. We repeat, Bibi Hadid is OUT. Even worse, @immamac has informed me that she's not returning our deposit...

This is consistent with all of my research.  Bibi Hadid has never returned my deposit.

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On 4/13/2025 at 8:04 PM, BigHorn'13 said:

Gotta think Agbo is transferring, right? Seems like a great teammate given the switch back and forth between OL and TE, but if he's trying to actually get snaps, it ain't gonna happen here. 

 

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Agbo to the portal.

Called it. 

59 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

Goodbye, and good luck.

Indeed. Hook'em Agbo! 

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On 4/9/2025 at 10:12 PM, Zeus said:

Fuck man I don’t think anyone realizes how blessed we were at WR for these last two years. 
 

No giant portal grabs and no experience there is going to take time, hopefully these guys gel with Arch quick. 

Arch already has a connection with both Wingo and Moore. 

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Pretty excited about the blocking across the offense. Personnel on the OL to take a step forward in the run game, I think Endries could be an improvement on Helm there and Mosley/Wingo/Moore should be pretty stout. Goes without saying that Parker Livingstone is gonna be tossing fools around. 

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Sark is like this past Monday, Schloss can Jonah at least attend a team meeting this Spring? But after tonight Sark is like you be you kid and we’ll see you in August.

Hook’em!!!

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3 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I think we’re still a portal No. 1 WR away, but the roster is for sure getting there. 

Can we get a good red zone play caller in the portal?

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Bobby Burton
 
Today is the first day of practice in full pads for the Horns. The team gets going at 9am.
Texas coach Steve Sarkisian will meet with the media immediately following practice.
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After gathering intel from the first three days of practice, it’s clear that Arch Manning is stepping up.
The redshirt sophomore from New Orleans has been described as accurate, with the ball coming out quickly.
But perhaps the bigger piece overall is what one source told me more succinctly.
”He’s got a command of the offense, of how it’s supposed to run, the timing of it. He’s just impressive,” the source said. 
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Saturday’s practice was marked by the team going at it pretty heavily despite not being in full pads.
The team even worked inside run on Saturday. While some onlookers called out DJ Campbell’s performance and style of play, I’m told Neto Umeozulu has looked the part as a starter thus far into camp.
We’ll see if that continues, but it’s very likely that the guard-center-guard combo could be a different type of interior with a different strength than a year ago (or the past couple of years).
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On Saturday, during team period, I’m told Parker Livingstone found the end zone a couple of times. He continues to have a breakthrough spring camp.
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With Trey Moore working exclusively as an off-ball linebacker thus far into camp, it’s given more opportunity for Zina Umeozulu to step forward. Zina, like his brother, is earning positive comments behind the scenes.
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If you’re looking for a breakout star on defense, Jelani McDonald could be the guy to watch.
McDonald has worked primarily at safety in camp and has looked more like an elder statesman than the relative newcomer he was a year ago.
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If we get more elevated (i.e., brutalism) on our inside OL, I would love for us to run more inside zone.
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5 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I think we’re still a portal No. 1 WR away, but the roster is for sure getting there. 

I think they’re fine there but wouldn’t have it.  They really need an experienced returner and maybe a starting level DT now.  

Dont like the idea of a fresh kid doing returns. 

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18 minutes ago, Drew said:

I think they’re fine there but wouldn’t have it.  They really need an experienced returner and maybe a starting level DT now.  

Dont like the idea of a fresh kid doing returns. 

It’s a very young WR room. The Stanford kid helps, but they don’t have true No. 1. Moore might get there and he’s a junior, but I’d like some insurance. It’s a national championship roster. 
 

We just lost to a team with 3 first round WR’s. That should be the goal. 

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Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

It’s a very young WR room. The Stanford kid helps, but they don’t have true No. 1. Moore might get there and he’s a junior, but I’d like some insurance. It’s a national championship roster. 
 

We just lost to a team with 3 first round WR’s. That should be the goal. 

I feel like wingo and Moore will end up being that.  They got some studs behind them too
 

So what you really mean is you want a Jr/Sr guy to step in and be the top guy right now?   

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4 minutes ago, Drew said:

I feel like wingo and Moore will end up being that.  They got some studs behind them too
 

So what you really mean is you want a Jr/Sr guy to step in and be the top guy right now?   

Yeah a junior speedster/complete WR with 1500 yards and 10 TDs would be what I was looking for. Singleton Jr have been ideal, but I’d imagine he only considered Auburn.

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6 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Yeah a junior speedster/complete WR with 1500 yards and 10 TDs would be what I was looking for. Singleton Jr have been ideal, but I’d imagine he only considered Auburn.

I feel like one of these guys could do that. Or maybe they just have 3-4 700-900 yard WRs plus a stud TE will make it all good. 
 

id prefer arch not to have a guy to lock onto unless he shows it like golden did late. 

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2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

It’s a very young WR room. The Stanford kid helps, but they don’t have true No. 1. Moore might get there and he’s a junior, but I’d like some insurance. It’s a national championship roster. 
 

We just lost to a team with 3 first round WR’s. That should be the goal. 

we didn't lose because of their wrs boss 

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