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On 4/15/2025 at 12:14 PM, mwaadeeb said:

Dumb. Why not 2 NCs and two Heismans because he’s getting paid millions of dollars to get an education and rail coeds on town lake? 

Keep Arch away from Town Lake please

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RIP to the Roadtrip of the Century: FYRE FEST 2 Postponed

You can read about it here. 

We’re not crying, you’re crying.

FYRE FEST 2 has been officially postponed. Yes, the Surly Horns beachy fever dream we were manifesting in Playa del Carmen has fizzled faster than a sparkler in a hurricane.

Our team was ready.
We were supposed to be rolling deep from Austin to Mexico in the Surly Horns Cybertruck, windows down, speakers up, living on a steady diet of road snacks and delusion. This was more than a music festival—it was a moment. A vibe. A questionable financial decision with a whole lot of Instagram potential.

And let’s not forget the most tragic cancellation of all: Bibi Hadid will NOT be joining us. We repeat, Bibi Hadid is OUT. Even worse, @immamac has informed me that she's not returning our deposit, but that’s a separate trauma we’re working through with our lawyer.

Playa del Carmen officials swear no permits had been issued. Do we believe them? Do we believe anyone anymore? TBD. The trust is broken, and so are our dreams of overpriced margaritas and sand in our shoes.

We know many of you were counting on our coverage of the chaos, and we were counting on a few unforgettable selfies in questionable outfits. But for now, all we can say is: stay tuned. We’ll be posting updates as we attempt to untangle the refund situation (pro tip: Venmo transactions labeled “concert vibez” apparently aren’t protected under buyer protection).

So here we are. Stuck in Austin. No beach. No lineup. No Bibi. No festival. Just us, a Cybertruck with a full tank, and way too much canned rosé.

@South Austin, please go ahead and request Bibi's used panties. I hope it freaks her out. 

#FYREWASLIT
#UntilItWasn’t
#BibiComeBack

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Posted (edited)
3 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

And let’s not forget the most tragic cancellation of all: Bibi Hadid will NOT be joining us. We repeat, Bibi Hadid is OUT. Even worse, @immamac has informed me that she's not returning our deposit...

This is consistent with all of my research.  Bibi Hadid has never returned my deposit.

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On 4/13/2025 at 8:04 PM, BigHorn'13 said:

Gotta think Agbo is transferring, right? Seems like a great teammate given the switch back and forth between OL and TE, but if he's trying to actually get snaps, it ain't gonna happen here. 

 

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Agbo to the portal.

Called it. 

59 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

Goodbye, and good luck.

Indeed. Hook'em Agbo! 

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On 4/9/2025 at 10:12 PM, Zeus said:

Fuck man I don’t think anyone realizes how blessed we were at WR for these last two years. 
 

No giant portal grabs and no experience there is going to take time, hopefully these guys gel with Arch quick. 

Arch already has a connection with both Wingo and Moore. 

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Pretty excited about the blocking across the offense. Personnel on the OL to take a step forward in the run game, I think Endries could be an improvement on Helm there and Mosley/Wingo/Moore should be pretty stout. Goes without saying that Parker Livingstone is gonna be tossing fools around. 

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Really good portal day. Best TE in the portal.  Top kicker and a good DL. 
 

they could still add a piece or two as well. 

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Sark is like this past Monday, Schloss can Jonah at least attend a team meeting this Spring? But after tonight Sark is like you be you kid and we’ll see you in August.

Hook’em!!!

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