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2 minutes ago, F250 said:

I was going to say if you think Matamoros is sticky then Nuevo Laredo is sticky butt crack in comparison.

Probably I felt the opposite because during one of my few Matamoros visits, I strolled alongside the river for who knows how long. When I get to NL, I truck due south onto the high ground.

Maybe it's all about how much river you get close to.

I did get a taxi ride in NL with a dude with a great mullet, excuse me, Los Bukis haircut. "I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride" came on and he said it was his favorite song. I said "well if it's your favorite song, turn it up and let's sing it!" Windows down, we howled out "I'm WAWWWWNTED (wanted) DEAD OR ALIVE."

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6 minutes ago, F250 said:

I was going to say if you think Matamoros is sticky then Nuevo Laredo is sticky butt crack in comparison.

It really is weird how that smell hits you as you cross over the Rio Grande. My first time I ever crossed over I asked how do they keep the smell on the other side.

Now Matamoros on the other hand is really pleasant compared to NL. The only bad smell I remember was my buddy that caught the flu but wanted to party in South Padre/Matamoros for spring break anyway.

After an evening of drinking we stopped at a taco stand and my sick drunk buddy ripped an SBD. The women at the taco stand were complaining about the red headed American farting, the people behind us were gagging. It was a horrific smell. Then he kept doing it in the line to cross back over the border.

I have bailed on more than one concert, wife in tow, due to repeated air foulings. She never complains. Nor does she mention my hypocrisy. In my defense, I wouldn’t rip a fart I knew would be disgusting in a public forum.

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Scott Jennings belongs on the Mount Rushmore of boot-licking douchebags.

Catherine Rampell laughing at that twat:

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https://www.cnn.com/2025/02/03/politics/video/trump-canada-tariffs-pause-catherine-rampell-scott-jennings-digvid-tsr

reposting this link to make sure everyone watches this clip from cnn aired about 45 minues after the dotard-trudeau call

rampell is openly laughing at the trumpkin trying to wishcast a morel viktary

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3 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

I have bailed on more than one concert, wife in tow, due to repeated air foulings. She never complains. Nor does she mention my hypocrisy. In my defense, I wouldn’t rip a fart I knew would be disgusting in a public forum.

Speaking of ruining concerts. My friend that stunk up Matamoros got way too drunk at an REK Jr. concert at Gruene Hall. He walked on stage yelling "Robert Earl Keen!!!" right before tripping and falling into the drum set knocking a bunch of shit over.

The rest of us walking away pretending not to know him.

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