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Justin Tucker: The new Old Freak Nasty?


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I'm practically best friends with Justin. Talked to him last week. He was just telling me that he had an appointment with the Urologist. The doctor told him that he absolutely had to stop masturbating. When Justin asked "Why?" the doctor said, "So I can examine you!"

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4 hours ago, Helobious said:

Where does it say that anyone is suing him? There were rumors online 5 years ago that he was a weirdo in massage parlors. Seems the newspaper recently got another tip and did some digging and several massage therapists came forward saying yeah he acted inappropriately. 

 

4 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Has one meh year and the Ravens say alright run the story

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Doubt that this is new information to the Ravens organization.

Whether this bad year was due to the divorce proceedings or was just age, my guess is that this provides the perfect excuse to cut ties. 

 

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Also Reddit, et al is saying he and Amanda are in the middle of a divorce?

That's probably why it came out.  It got dug up. 


If the tip didn’t come from the Ravens, then it came from his wife’s legal team.

The timing pretty much eliminates all other possibilities.

 

 

2 hours ago, Iceman said:

ya miss 8 FGs and your support system goes to shit.

did the Ravens even offer to let him retire?

"You're gonna have to make me leave"

"OK..."

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Houston Texans Playbook

 

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1 hour ago, Tex Long said:

 

 

Hey - any Baltimorians here? What can you tell us about the Baltimore Banner? 

Newspaper that started a few years ago after the Baltimore Sun was bought by a hedge fund and then gutted. Most of the Banner writers are former Sun writers. Newspaper has become increasingly popular in Baltimore especially after a former Sinclair executive bought the Sun from the hedge fund last year and pledged to make it a pro-MAGA newspaper.

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Old Shaggy poster here who apparently never created a new username with the switch over a few years back... I created an account to answer the question about the Baltimore Banner, but Deac Tracy said everything I would have said...

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3 minutes ago, Bmore-Horn said:

Old Shaggy poster here who apparently never created a new username with the switch over a few years back... I created an account to answer the question about the Baltimore Banner, but Deac Tracy said everything I would have said...

 

now i want some fried lake trout 

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I heard rumors Justin cheated on his wife and that is why he was kicking so poorly this year, but I was not aware of the massage rumor at all. I have basically lived in Baltimore since 2013, so essentially the same time as Justin. I actually met him in 2013 at a local restaurant and stopped to chat about Texas Football, seemed like a nice guy! 

Not sure what I am going to do with my Tucker jersey now... Ravens rarely ever draft any longhorns.. bah humbug

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Everyone here hates Earl Thomas, from his brief time as a free agent... the only significant longhorn I can recall being drafted here is Sergio Kindle! Whoops on that one! If I recall correctly, he fell down the stairs blackout drunk and never recovered. 

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Looks like I need to have a little chat with JT on the appropriate ways to lay pipe.

Also, the chicks working at a high end spa/massage place are going to be way hotter than at some skanky place, which explains blowing his mangunk all over the place without them touching him.

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16 minutes ago, Bmore-Horn said:

Everyone here hates Earl Thomas, from his brief time as a free agent... the only significant longhorn I can recall being drafted here is Sergio Kindle! Whoops on that one! If I recall correctly, he fell down the stairs blackout drunk and never recovered. 

Devin Duvernay.

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3 hours ago, Tex Long said:

First, "skeptic" means "doubt", not "denial". Second, the females in the discussion are accusers, alleging they have been harmed and accusing Tucker of harming them. I'm not quite sure how harmful seeing a penis, or even being touched by one is, so I also have a bit of a problem referring to the viewers or the touchees as "victims".

Tell you what, do a little experiment starting tomorrow where you whip out your dick and use it to touch every woman you see out and about. Report back on how that goes for you.

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30 minutes ago, royiv said:

Tell you what, do a little experiment starting tomorrow where you whip out your dick and use it to touch every woman you see out and about. Report back on how that goes for you.

…at a place where they are paid to rub you aggressively while you’re naked. Not that spunking in a legitimate massage spa is appropriate. 

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7 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

So this shit supposedly happened 8 to 13 years ago???

Way too fucking long ago for anyone to be bitching about any such alleged silliness 

Srsly. Can’t believe people are still talking about that holocaust thing. Like get over it already! 

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