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9 hours ago, Tex Long said:

 

 Too much information.

On another issue, I'm fairly certain I've never had a full massage while other than sky-clad.

I'm also fairly certain I've never actually commanded my penis to erect itself... not successfully, at least.

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Posted
14 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well, they do sometimes work on your ass muscles.  Personally, I've always kept the boxers on.

It's just a butt, we all have one

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I’m pretty surprised to read about how many people on here have gotten massages. I seriously thought it was something only women, the insanely wealthy, or gay dudes did (nttawwt). I’ve never gotten one in my entire life except from someone I was dating. I can’t imagine paying for that. 

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Posted (edited)
6 hours ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Dude was a huge piece of shit in the locker room during his time at UT, not surprised at all at this.

First I've heard of that.  But he could've been a model teammate at Texas (and in Baltimore), and he's obviously a huge piece of shit for all this.

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Posted
14 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I’m pretty surprised to read about how many people on here have gotten massages. I seriously thought it was something only women, the insanely wealthy, or gay dudes did (nttawwt). I’ve never gotten one in my entire life except from someone I was dating. I can’t imagine paying for that. 

Then you haven’t had a proper massage. My wife and I each get a 90 minute massage each month from a therapist that comes to our house. It helps tremendously to work out the knots you get from sitting and working at a computer, workout recovery, any nagging aches and pains, etc. We consider it to be an integral part of our overall wellness.

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Posted
Just now, royiv said:

Then you haven’t had a proper massage. My wife and I each get a 90 minute massage each month from a therapist that comes to our house. It helps tremendously to work out the knots you get from sitting and working at a computer, workout recovery, any nagging aches and pains, etc. We consider it to be an integral part of our overall wellness.

He's a troll.  And if he's not trolling, he's an insanely weird and sheltered individual.  Don't feed him

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Posted

I went to a lady in Travis Heights for years.  Great masseuse plus a very (very) new-agey environment.  Shades of wicca, herbs, really boring instrumental music but man she could jam her bony little elbow into my shoulder blade and seemingly hit my spleen.  She was super strong and definitely got the knots out.

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1 hour ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Dude was a huge piece of shit in the locker room during his time at UT, not surprised at all at this.

Oh man, this is about to get good now...

Spill it!

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Posted
54 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

I like hot rock massages

I like when the little Asian ladies climb up on the table and basically do ballet on your back.  

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Posted
7 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I went to a lady in Travis Heights for years.  Great masseuse plus a very (very) new-agey environment.  Shades of wicca, herbs, really boring instrumental music but man she could jam her bony little elbow into my shoulder blade and seemingly hit my spleen.  She was super strong and definitely got the knots out.

 

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Posted
6 hours ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

I'll just say that he used to sexually assault low level staffers so none of this is surprising. 

Putting your dick and balls on people in the locker room, that kind of shit.

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