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Damn there is so much gold in the OPs article, but the one that kind of cracked me up were the words "filled the Baltimore Basilica" 

My god is there any chance that might become a Surlyism?

"Get ready honey, I'm gonna come in there and fill the Baltimore Basilica tonight!" 

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4 hours ago, royiv said:

Tell you what, do a little experiment starting tomorrow where you whip out your dick and use it to touch every woman you see out and about. Report back on how that goes for you.

What manner of stupidity leads you to posit an isomorphism between paying for a personal service from a licensed practitioner and assaulting random females?

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10 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Also, the chicks working at a high end spa/massage place are going to be way hotter than at some skanky place, which explains blowing his mangunk all over the place without them touching him.

The worst thing about this is, think of all the masseuse who worked on him whom he didn't try to harass.

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Posted
6 hours ago, Tex Long said:

What manner of stupidity leads you to posit an isomorphism between paying for a personal service from a licensed practitioner and assaulting random females?

So it’s okay to assault a woman if you’re paying her for a service? Dude, it’s never okay to expose yourself or touch someone with your genitalia without the other person’s consent. 

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Texas has way too many badass football players in it's history, ones that are actually decent people, to be defending some sexual assaulting kicker.

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9 minutes ago, royiv said:

So it’s okay to assault a woman if you’re paying her for a service? Dude, it’s never okay to expose yourself or touch someone with your genitalia without the other person’s consent. 

This. Just because you’re paying a woman to cut your hair, doesn’t mean you can motorboat her. You can’t bang the cleaning lady because you’re paying here. Etc. 

A woman who takes money to perform an agreed upon non-sexual service is not automatically a prostitute 

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2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

This thread vs the Watson thread is insane but only because Tucker played here.

Is that the only reason?

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6 hours ago, Tex Long said:

What manner of stupidity leads you to posit an isomorphism between paying for a personal service from a licensed practitioner and assaulting random females?

isomorphism”

That’s a new one for me. 
Thanks Tex.

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9 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Even if it comes out to be true that Tucker is a creep that does t mean we have to be proud of Acho 

Acho is unbridled garbage. Wish he wasn't associated with the school. 

It was tongue in cheek. 

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2 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

I can think of one guy that would have loved to have been there to witness all this go down!

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Maybe I misread the article, but basically he was a freak who got boners and jizzed everywhere during massages enough to get banned from a few places, but then the bans worked and he stopped doing it? 

Seems like a pretty big hit piece after the core of what happened, doesn't excuse the behabior, but belaboring the point generally means it's more about damage/attention than it is about anything else.

Also, if you want to do this kind of shit just hire a professional don't do it to random massage therapists, that's lame and stupid. 

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The Ravens are looking to move on so wanted to release this now so they can release for freakiness/cause and not bear any financial hit.

Tucker was gross and wildly inappropriate but the timing of the piece is definitely interesting.

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18 hours ago, BurgleBro said:

We must protect Dicker the Kicker at all costs

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Those massage gals would be getting nekkid and squirting on him. 

It's piss.

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Posted (edited)
38 minutes ago, immamac said:

Also, if you want to do this kind of shit just hire a professional don't do it to random massage therapists, that's lame and stupid.

As others have said, it's a power/fetish/fantasy thing. They're going to be so turned on by seeing it that of course they'll want to participate. I imagine it would ruin the thrill and danger factor if there was agreed upon consent beforehand.

So, yeah, pretty lame and stupid.

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Posted
10 hours ago, Derka said:

that woman is unspeakably crass.

 

7 hours ago, Derka said:

this post is tighter than dick skin. 

Are you the guy who wipes down the loads?

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1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

One of the more off-putting sentences that I've read on here in awhile.

Any alleged heterosexual man here would scream bloody murder if someone rubbed their penis on them without consent. But it’s okay if you do it to women, that’s what they’re there for. Especially if they’re pretty or are nice to you 

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52 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

The Ravens are looking to move on so wanted to release this now so they can release for freakiness/cause and not bear any financial hit.

Tucker was gross and wildly inappropriate but the timing of the piece is definitely interesting.

Rumors about it for years, and then an actual article comes out about it after his worst season ever. Kind of feels like the Ravens kept it in their back pocket

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10 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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The picture of Roethlisberger reminds me of a story from a buddy in Pittsburgh. A girl friend of his and some other friends and him are hanging out at a bar and Roethlisberger shows up. He eventually gets her to leave with him. Takes her to a nice hotel and has a "standby" room always available. Anyways, they go up to the room and she goes in the bathroom to freshen up. She comes out and Roethlisberger is standing at the edge of the bed with no clothes on stroking his dick and looks at her and says "where do you want it?" 

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Posted
15 hours ago, Tex Long said:

First, "skeptic" means "doubt", not "denial". Second, the females in the discussion are accusers, alleging they have been harmed and accusing Tucker of harming them. I'm not quite sure how harmful seeing a penis, or even being touched by one is, so I also have a bit of a problem referring to the viewers or the touchees as "victims".

 

Good to know someone could flash your wife/daughter/mom and you wouldn’t be upset about it or think the flasher did anything wrong.

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29 minutes ago, txhorns said:

I do this kind of stuff to my wife all of the time.  If this is true hopefully he gets released or retires and fades into obscurity.

He’s getting released no matter what. 

True or not, and I think that it is, he’s gone. 

That’s one of the two reasons, if not the only reason, that this is coming out now. He’s gone.

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13 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Also, the chicks working at a high end spa/massage place are going to be way hotter than at some skanky place, which explains blowing his mangunk all over the place without them touching him.

My assumption based on the counter-measures the women would take during the massage is that he would rub one out after the massage was over and the masseuse had left the room. 

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