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Posted
11 hours ago, ATXbronco said:

"One said she placed a heavy heating pad over his pelvis"

 

Do you have to pay extra for that?

 

a weighted blanket for my hawg...

Posted
2 hours ago, Js1 said:

This. Just because you’re paying a woman to cut your hair, doesn’t mean you can motorboat her. You can’t bang the cleaning lady because you’re paying here. Etc. 

A woman who takes money to perform an agreed upon non-sexual service is not automatically a prostitute 

Well then why are her tits so big if she doesn't want me motorboating them?

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Apparently YouTube is tracking my Surly thread views.

This was just suggested viewing.

…achieving orgasm without using your hands, you say?

Who’s ever even heard of such a thing?

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Posted
50 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

We should let this play out before we cast him aside. Had we done that another time, we’d be winning basketball games. 

We did let it play out.  Beard fucked up and thought he could dictate terms to the university.  The university told him to go fuck himself.

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Posted
56 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

We should let this play out before we cast him aside. Had we done that another time, we’d be winning basketball games. 

Last I checked, Tucker wasn't kicking FGs for us anymore.

Frankly Beard can eat shit. When you rep The University, as a leader of one of our primary teams, your leash has very little slack.

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Posted
31 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Apparently YouTube is tracking my Surly thread views.

This was just suggested viewing.

…achieving orgasm without using your hands, you say?

Her facial expression checks out for the stated goal. 

Posted
13 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

She could cut diamonds with that chin 

There is absolutely nothing wrong with that. I hope she takes him to the cleaners in the divorce.

Posted
10 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

There is absolutely nothing wrong with that. I hope she takes him to the cleaners in the divorce.

As long as she doesn’t take him to the spa.

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Posted
11 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

There is absolutely nothing wrong with that. I hope she takes him to the cleaners in the divorce.

 

1 minute ago, royiv said:

As long as she doesn’t take him to the spa.

Same, same.  (Apparently.)

Posted
17 hours ago, Rimbo said:

What you were doing was neither doubting nor skepticism.

There's a vast, VAST ocean between, "Let's wait for all the facts to come out" (skepticism) and "oh we know women are liars" (what you wrote).

I never said women are liars. Read and understand what i wrote. I said be skeptical because women are no better than men about truth telling. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, immamac said:

Maybe I misread the article, but basically he was a freak who got boners and jizzed everywhere during massages enough to get banned from a few places, but then the bans worked and he stopped doing it? 

Seems like a pretty big hit piece after the core of what happened, doesn't excuse the behabior, but belaboring the point generally means it's more about damage/attention than it is about anything else.

“got a boner” makes it seems passive. 

He deliberately exposed himself (by shaking off the towel) and nudged his dick onto the women. And yes, he cummed, too. The core of what happened is just a hair short of forcible assault.

One accusation could be a lie. Two is a hit job. But multiple accusations from multiple women in different parlors at different time?  The benefit of the doubt isnt on Justins side. Thats dirty as fuck and he should be dragged for it. 

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Posted
43 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

The massage parlor staff eventually caught on when Tucker would request the Divinyls be played on constant repeat during his sessions 

Or Billy Squire’s The Stroke. 

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Posted
23 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

There is absolutely nothing wrong with that. I hope she takes him to the cleaners in the divorce.

 

13 minutes ago, royiv said:

As long as she doesn’t take him to the spa.

 

11 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

 

Same, same.  (Apparently.)

Prolly want to make that spa first, then cleaners.

 

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Napoleon said:

He’s getting released no matter what. 

True or not, and I think that it is, he’s gone. 

That’s one of the two reasons, if not the only reason, that this is coming out now. He’s gone.

 

2 hours ago, BrazilHorn said:

The Ravens are looking to move on so wanted to release this now so they can release for freakiness/cause and not bear any financial hit.

Tucker was gross and wildly inappropriate but the timing of the piece is definitely interesting.

This doesn't make sense to me. I don't know what his contract situation is, but it's a kicker contract. Also, this is accusations from a decade ago with no evidence that I'm aware of. From a contractual perspective, there's no way that's sufficient to void the contract for behavioral clauses. There has to be some evidence other than just social media accusations. 

Also, he's the franchise's best kicker and the best in the game's history. Why would the franchise want to ruin that legacy at even the very small hope of getting out of a low dollar kicker contract? Especially after only 1 mediocre year. Makes no sense. 

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Just now, Hermanator said:

 

This doesn't make sense to me. I don't know what his contract situation is, but it's a kicker contract. Also, this is accusations from a decade ago with no evidence that I'm aware of. From a contractual perspective, there's no way that's sufficient to void the contract for behavioral clauses. There has to be some evidence other than just social media accusations. 

I was making an assumption based on him having a shitty season and a relatively expensive (albeit for K) contract. I can see Ravens using this as an opportunity to let him go for cause and just moving on. There is next to no chance that the team wasn't made aware of some of these allegations.

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7 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

I was making an assumption based on him having a shitty season and a relatively expensive (albeit for K) contract. I can see Ravens using this as an opportunity to let him go for cause and just moving on. There is next to no chance that the team wasn't made aware of some of these allegations.

I looked it up and it's a 4 for 24 with 17.5 guaranteed and a 5.5 bonus. He's 1 year in. The dead cap hit is only 7.7 mil right now. 

That's nothing in today's cap. Dak makes 60 mil a year. If he's doing this shit Jerry Jones should be hiring a whole team of investigators to follow him around 24/7. 

It makes no sense for this low of a contract. Especially for only 1 mediocre season, and especially when there's just heresay and no proof. This isn't enough to get out of the 7.7 mil dead cap hit anyway. The Ravens did not intentionally leak this for cap reasons. They need way more evidence to terminate the contract for cause. 

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Posted
10 hours ago, Tex Long said:

What manner of stupidity leads you to posit an isomorphism between paying for a personal service from a licensed practitioner and assaulting random females?

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2 hours ago, ABZ said:

The picture of Roethlisberger reminds me of a story from a buddy in Pittsburgh. A girl friend of his and some other friends and him are hanging out at a bar and Roethlisberger shows up. He eventually gets her to leave with him. Takes her to a nice hotel and has a "standby" room always available. Anyways, they go up to the room and she goes in the bathroom to freshen up. She comes out and Roethlisberger is standing at the edge of the bed with no clothes on stroking his dick and looks at her and says "where do you want it?" 

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Posted
14 hours ago, royiv said:

Tell you what, do a little experiment starting tomorrow where you whip out your dick and use it to touch every woman you see out and about. Report back on how that goes for you.

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Posted
10 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

I looked it up and it's a 4 for 24 with 17.5 guaranteed and a 5.5 bonus. He's 1 year in. The dead cap hit is only 7.7 mil right now. 

That's nothing in today's cap. Dak makes 60 mil a year. If he's doing this shit Jerry Jones should be hiring a whole team of investigators to follow him around 24/7. 

It makes no sense for this low of a contract. Especially for only 1 mediocre season, and especially when there's just heresay and no proof. This isn't enough to get out of the 7.7 mil dead cap hit anyway. The Ravens did not intentionally leak this for cap reasons. They need way more evidence to terminate the contract for cause. 

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Posted
52 minutes ago, Scuba Saba said:

I never said women are liars. Read and understand what i wrote. I said be skeptical because women are no better than men about truth telling. 

In sexual assault cases they absolutely are.

Posted
5 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

JFC, how hard is it to just rub one out in the privacy of your own home and move on with your life. 

I would like to see the specific language from the parlors contract that explicitly prohibits customers from releasing ejaculate on to the equipment. Are you not allowed to sweat? How do we know the batter in question was left by the accused. 

Posted
1 minute ago, TejasPedro said:

I would like to see the specific language from the parlors contract that explicitly prohibits customers from releasing ejaculate on to the equipment. Are you not allowed to sweat? How do we know the batter in question was left by the accused. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, Helobious said:

Rumors about it for years, and then an actual article comes out about it after his worst season ever. Kind of feels like the Ravens kept it in their back pocket

If rumors of the divorce are true, I could see the nudge for this story to make the mainstream originating with her divorce lawyer. Seems more likely than the ravens electing to destroy the reputation of one of their more well known and successful players. 

2 hours ago, Napoleon said:

…achieving orgasm without using your hands, you say?

Who’s ever even heard of such a thing?

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Did you just dox Jerseyman with a photo? 

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Posted
20 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

JFC, how hard is it to just rub one out in the privacy of your own home and move on with your life. 

Username checks out 

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Posted
2 hours ago, freyguy said:

We did let it play out.  Beard fucked up and thought he could dictate terms to the university.  The university told him to go fuck himself.

Er Ah? Just exactly what terms did he try to dictate? Seems that UT did not like its efforts at virtue signaling rebuffed and fired him.  

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Posted
4 hours ago, Lat22 said:

We should let this play out before we cast him aside. Had we done that another time, we’d be winning basketball games. 

I almost went blind from all the virtue signaling before I saw words of sanity. Well said. 

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Posted
7 minutes ago, Scuba Saba said:

I almost went blind from all the virtue signaling before I saw words of sanity. Well said. 

You want to know why the Ravens never call a trick play for Tucker to run or pass the ball?spacer.png

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37 minutes ago, Scuba Saba said:

Er Ah? Just exactly what terms did he try to dictate? Seems that UT did not like its efforts at virtue signaling rebuffed and fired him.  

Do your own research.  It's been beaten to death on the Chris Beard thread, dug up, and re-beaten again.

I'm coining that phrase now...re-beating a dead horse.  Or simply, giving it an old fashioned Tucker.

Posted
38 minutes ago, Scuba Saba said:

I almost went blind from all the virtue signaling before I saw words of sanity. Well said. 

Condoning multiple sexual assault allegations= virtue signaling 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Condoning multiple sexual assault allegations= virtue signaling 

It’s easy to tell the mouth breathers apart from the normies - they will excuse any and all behavior in the name of winning. 

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Posted
32 minutes ago, freyguy said:

Do your own research.  It's been beaten to death on the Chris Beard thread, dug up, and re-beaten again.

I'm coining that phrase now...re-beating a dead horse.  Or simply, giving it an old fashioned Tucker.

So you don't know.

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Posted
21 minutes ago, Js1 said:

It’s easy to tell the mouth breathers apart from the normies - they will excuse any and all behavior in the name of winning. 

What multiple sexual assaults? 6 allegations is not even a good back up group. 

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