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17 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

So sick of this shit. Why can't people just behave and be decent, or at least keep themselves out of situations where they can be accused?

I think in many cases (don't know if it's true here), they are who they were before they were famous. And once you're surrounded by people telling you how great you are and you have tons of money, it gets even harder to change.

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Posted

His legacy has been ruined.  He would have eventually been inducted into the NFL Hall of Fame and into the Longhorn Hall of Honor.  Not to mention losing future business opportunities in Baltimore and Texas.

Sad

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Posted
2 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

3 more therapists have cum forward. Total number of complaints is up to 9. 

The Quran says the testimony of 12 massage therapists is equal to that of one kicker. Ergo, Tucker is still innocent.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Matuka said:

His legacy has been ruined.  He would have eventually been inducted into the NFL Hall of Fame and into the Longhorn Hall of Honor.  Not to mention losing future business opportunities in Baltimore and Texas.

Sad

Well, the sad part is that he seems to have committed multiple sexual assaults, but sure, let's focus on the HOF and other legacies.

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Posted
10 hours ago, TejasPedro said:

Tucker needs a Ravens mentor. Someone like a Ray Lewis type guy.

Watch his legacy and welcome in Baltimore get rubbed out, while Ray Lewis, who stabbed someone to death, is worshipped as a hero by Ravens’ faithful. Tough beat. 

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Posted (edited)

a nasty divorce at the end of a long career is not ideal lol ...

As of January 2025, Justin Tucker, the kicker for the Baltimore Ravens, has earned $51 million over his NFL career. With his contract extension through 2027, he's expected to earn an additional $13.55 million, bringing his total earnings to around $64.6 million. 

 

 

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My wife and I were talking about this and I simply said "what a fucking dumbass" - and she got mad that I didn't start with him being a creepy piece of shit. I mentioned that there are about 2-3000 professional athletes in the big 4 sports in this country, and I guarantee that there are a shitload of creepy dudes in that lot, but most of them are smart enough to pay a high end hooker to be their "masseuse" for the night instead of jerking off at Massage Envy. So yeah, what a fucking dumbass. 

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13 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

My wife and I were talking about this and I simply said "what a fucking dumbass" - and she got mad that I didn't start with him being a creepy piece of shit. I mentioned that there are about 2-3000 professional athletes in the big 4 sports in this country, and I guarantee that there are a shitload of creepy dudes in that lot, but most of them are smart enough to pay a high end hooker to be their "masseuse" for the night instead of jerking off at Massage Envy. So yeah, what a fucking dumbass. 

3k seems light. 
 

 

Posted
1 hour ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Watch his legacy and welcome in Baltimore get rubbed out, while Ray Lewis, who stabbed someone to death, is worshipped as a hero by Ravens’ faithful. Tough beat. 

Rubbed out

Thats Good Robert Deniro GIF

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Posted
1 hour ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Watch his legacy and welcome in Baltimore get rubbed out, while Ray Lewis, who stabbed someone to death, is worshipped as a hero by Ravens’ faithful. Tough beat

i see what you did there futurama GIF

Posted (edited)
10 hours ago, 6th Street said:

JT looks like if Gary Allan and Matt Gaetz had a kid

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Gary Neville and Ryan Seacrest

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Conspiracy Theory:

Tucker is the most accurate FG kicker in history.  After this last season, his percentage plunged and now shitass Harrison Butker is within half a percentage point of him.  Knowing he was on the downward slide, and with his status as the GOAT in jeopardy, Tucker had his people leak the rumors to the newspaper and point them in the right direction.  Now he'll be forced to retire with his FG percentage intact, with no danger of further slippage.

Fin

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Posted
20 hours ago, Matuka said:

His legacy has been ruined.  He would have eventually been inducted into the NFL Hall of Fame and into the Longhorn Hall of Honor.  Not to mention losing future business opportunities in Baltimore and Texas.

Sad

I get the sentiment but if all this revealed who he truly is and how he values people he has more power/status over… no not sad at all. 

Posted
1 hour ago, Darth Tron said:

Conspiracy Theory:

Tucker is the most accurate FG kicker in history.  After this last season, his percentage plunged and now shitass Harrison Butker is within half a percentage point of him.  Knowing he was on the downward slide, and with his status as the GOAT in jeopardy, Tucker had his people leak the rumors to the newspaper and point them in the right direction.  Now he'll be forced to retire with his FG percentage intact, with no danger of further slippage.

Fin

Truly, you have a dizzying intellect

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Posted
20 hours ago, Matuka said:

His legacy has been ruined.  He would have eventually been inducted into the NFL Hall of Fame and into the Longhorn Hall of Honor.  Not to mention losing future business opportunities in Baltimore and Texas.

Sad

so...losing more than half?

Posted
14 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Fun coincidence that this all managed to stay dark until his on-field performance faltered. 

Maybe the chicks all had him on their fantasy football team

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On 1/31/2025 at 5:04 PM, closetohumping said:

Yes.  He’s gonna call himself saba scuba

Why change my handle. You are the baby seal in this interaction not me. 

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Posted
On 1/31/2025 at 8:21 AM, TejasPedro said:

The massage parlor staff eventually caught on when Tucker would request the Divinyls be played on constant repeat during his sessions 

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11 hours ago, Darth Tron said:

Conspiracy Theory:

Tucker is the most accurate FG kicker in history.  After this last season, his percentage plunged and now shitass Harrison Butker is within half a percentage point of him.  Knowing he was on the downward slide, and with his status as the GOAT in jeopardy, Tucker had his people leak the rumors to the newspaper and point them in the right direction.  Now he'll be forced to retire with his FG percentage intact, with no danger of further slippage.

Fin

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On 1/31/2025 at 7:35 AM, Js1 said:

Just because you’re paying a woman to cut your hair, doesn’t mean you can motorboat her.

Then why does she keep rubbin them against me?

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