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2 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Those are duty stations. They're manning the wall.

We need to be careful. There is an excellent chance that the Canadian Mounted Police will strike in the dead of winter - when the rivers are frozen over - and will disguise themselves with American hockey jerseys to enter our houses at night (after politely knocking) and then fill up our breath holes with moss and mud while we sleep. 

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We were given explicit and angry instructions, including questioning our ability to understand English and a screengrab from a dictionary, that we are NOT to discuss threatened invasions or even just the broader topic of foreign relations in DT.

You guys are gonna get into some big, big trouble.

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53 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

We need to be careful. There is an excellent chance that the Canadian Mounted Police will strike in the dead of winter - when the rivers are frozen over - and will disguise themselves with American hockey jerseys to enter our houses at night (after politely knocking) and then fill up our breath holes with moss and mud while we sleep. 

 

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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

We need to be careful. There is an excellent chance that the Canadian Mounted Police will strike in the dead of winter - when the rivers are frozen over - and will disguise themselves with American hockey jerseys to enter our houses at night (after politely knocking) and then fill up our breath holes with moss and mud while we sleep. 

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3 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Tell me you don't know a single fucking Canadian without telling me you don't know a single fucking Canadian.

I guess that's why polls showed 60% of canucks supporting Harris over Rump.  This whole Canada as a state thing is what tells me that the GOP has no plans for any further elections because adding Canada would swing both the House and the Senate back to the Dems, and probably the Presidency as well.

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4 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Tell me you don't know a single fucking Canadian without telling me you don't know a single fucking Canadian.

So I was under the impression virtually all of Canada was pretty conservative and in favor of American annexation. If you’ve seen the Nelk Boys, they’re an extremely popular group of gen z influencers that are hardcore trump supporters. But after getting called out today I did some digging, and it looks like much of Canada wouldn’t be as welcoming to a US takeover as you would think. It’s hard to imagine it coming to fruition now

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5 minutes ago, Helobious said:

So I was under the impression virtually all of Canada was pretty conservative and in favor of American annexation. If you’ve seen the Nelk Boys, they’re an extremely popular group of gen z influencers that are hardcore trump supporters. But after getting called out today I did some digging, and it looks like much of Canada wouldn’t be as welcoming to a US takeover as you would think. It’s hard to imagine it coming to fruition now

This is what happens when you uncritically get information from social media.

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5 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

This is what happens when you uncritically get information from social media.

They just reinforced what I already thought of in my head though. I’ve never been to Canada or met anyone from there. I know they have the urban hub of Toronto, but when you think of the rest of it you think rugged outdoors, people tapping trees for syrup, hockey fanatics, etc. Not progressivism. And I imagine they love America and American stuff. 

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3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

They just reinforced what I already thought of in my head though. I’ve never been to Canada or met anyone from there. I know they have the urban hub of Toronto, but when you think of the rest of it you think rugged outdoors, people tapping trees for syrup, hockey fanatics, etc. Not progressivism. And I imagine they love America and American stuff. 

That's why they have free healthcare, because they're all Trump supporters.

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