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4 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

We need to be careful. There is an excellent chance that the Canadian Mounted Police will strike in the dead of winter - when the rivers are frozen over - and will disguise themselves with American hockey jerseys to enter our houses at night (after politely knocking) and then fill up our breath holes with moss and mud while we sleep. 

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9 minutes ago, Helobious said:

They just reinforced what I already thought of in my head though. I’ve never been to Canada or met anyone from there. I know they have the urban hub of Toronto, but when you think of the rest of it you think rugged outdoors, people tapping trees for syrup, hockey fanatics, etc. Not progressivism. And I imagine they love America and American stuff. 

Go to the West Coast.  Almost 50% of people in Vancouver were born outside of Canada.  It’s the kind of place that would make Musk shit his pants over them losing their culture to outsiders, but it’s a decent melting pot from the few times we visited my in-laws there.

Canada is not the Trailer Park Boys.  Well, parts are, but they sure as fuck couldn’t afford to live in the nice areas.

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8 hours ago, Helobious said:

So I was under the impression virtually all of Canada was pretty conservative and in favor of American annexation. If you’ve seen the Nelk Boys, they’re an extremely popular group of gen z influencers that are hardcore trump supporters. But after getting called out today I did some digging, and it looks like much of Canada wouldn’t be as welcoming to a US takeover as you would think. It’s hard to imagine it coming to fruition now

I was born with dual citizenship in Canada.  My mom and aunt are still citizens.  I have a shit load of extended family there that I get together with annually.

It’s not about how they feel about American politics.  They are proud of their country, proud of their independence, and have absolutely 0 interest in bending the knee to anyone.  Yeah, they maintain a symbolic relationship with the British monarchy, but it’s completely symbolic.

Watch the crowd belt “Oh Canada” at the top of their lungs before an NHL game.

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3 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I was born with dual citizenship in Canada.  My mom and aunt are still citizens.  I have a shit load of extended family there that I get together with annually.

It’s not about how they feel about American politics.  They are proud of their country, proud of their independence, and have absolutely 0 interest in bending the knee to anyone.  Yeah, they maintain a symbolic relationship with the British monarchy, but it’s completely symbolic.

Watch the crowd belt “Oh Canada” at the top of their lungs before an NHL game.

Especially the True North Brave and Free Part. 

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3 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I was born with dual citizenship in Canada.  My mom and aunt are still citizens.  I have a shit load of extended family there that I get together with annually.

It’s not about how they feel about American politics.  They are proud of their country, proud of their independence, and have absolutely 0 interest in bending the knee to anyone.  Yeah, they maintain a symbolic relationship with the British monarchy, but it’s completely symbolic.

Watch the crowd belt “Oh Canada” at the top of their lungs before an NHL game.

They’ve started booing the U.S. national anthem at Raptors games lol 

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14 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Go to the West Coast.  Almost 50% of people in Vancouver were born outside of Canada.  It’s the kind of place that would make Musk shit his pants over them losing their culture to outsiders, but it’s a decent melting pot from the few times we visited my in-laws there.

Canada is not the Trailer Park Boys.  Well, parts are, but they sure as fuck couldn’t afford to live in the nice areas.

Vancouver is way more similar to San Francisco than it is to the rest of Canada.

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On 2/3/2025 at 2:48 PM, Beau Vine said:

We've already kicked the shit out them in the last 2 World Junior championships;  that's honestly about the worst thing we can do to Canada.

My Canadian FIL complains about this just about every time we talk, ane yet he thinks it's weird that anyone cares about college football or basketball in the U.S.

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On 2/3/2025 at 3:28 PM, Helobious said:

An easy 75% would welcome us if we invaded and took over. I say we do it. 

 

20 hours ago, Helobious said:

So I was under the impression virtually all of Canada was pretty conservative and in favor of American annexation. If you’ve seen the Nelk Boys, they’re an extremely popular group of gen z influencers that are hardcore trump supporters. But after getting called out today I did some digging, and it looks like much of Canada wouldn’t be as welcoming to a US takeover as you would think. It’s hard to imagine it coming to fruition now

 

20 hours ago, Helobious said:

They just reinforced what I already thought of in my head though. I’ve never been to Canada or met anyone from there. I know they have the urban hub of Toronto, but when you think of the rest of it you think rugged outdoors, people tapping trees for syrup, hockey fanatics, etc. Not progressivism. And I imagine they love America and American stuff. 

Just getting caught up on this thread.  For context, I'm married to a Canadian, have lived in Canada, have half-Canadian children, never miss a single Maple Leafs game all season long lest I run afoul of my wife (but also really enjoy it in spite of myself), and hang out with a number of Canadian celebrities regularly thanks to my work and marrying into a well known Canadian family (it's a bit like rubbing elbows with a mattress salesman who is known locally in the metroplex for their commercials on the CW, if that mattress salesman also had some Emmys and Grammys to go along with their Geminis and JUNOs). 

Holy shit, man.  Everyone, at one point or another, talks out of their ass about topics they don't know much about. I know I do.  But you, sir, are the Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, Lou Gehrig, Joe DiMaggio, Yogi Berra, Derek Jeter, AROD, and Thurman Munson (combined) of Dunning-Krugering.  Congratulations.

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19 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said:

 

 

Just getting caught up on this thread.  For context, I'm married to a Canadian, have lived in Canada, have half-Canadian children, never miss a single Maple Leafs game all season long lest I run afoul of my wife (but also really enjoy it in spite of myself), and hang out with a number of Canadian celebrities regularly thanks to my work and marrying into a well known Canadian family (it's a bit like rubbing elbows with a mattress salesman who is known locally in the metroplex for their commercials on the CW, if that mattress salesman also had some Emmys and Grammys to go along with their Geminis and JUNOs). 

Holy shit, man.  Everyone, at one point or another, talks out of their ass about topics they don't know much about. I know I do.  But you, sir, are the Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, Lou Gehrig, Joe DiMaggio, Yogi Berra, Derek Jeter, AROD, and Thurman Munson (combined) of Dunning-Krugering.  Congratulations.

I have a good canadian friend. His family is poor as shit. Work at paper mills in Cornwall. He thinks Helo is an idiot and the Nelk boys suck polar bear ass.

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