2018 Houston Astros Season Thread

[UTexasFight 9507]

This is the worst looking team on pace for 102 wins I have ever seen!

 

But seriously this shit is frustrating. Expectations are one helluva drug 

[Tim Beck 20]

Sipp's little jump after each pitch pisses me off so goddamn much

[UTexasFight 9507]

Just now, Tim Beck said:

Sipp's little jump after each pitch pisses me off so goddamn much

Sipp being on this team pisses me off so goddamn much 

[Limp Brisket 546]

5 minutes ago, YChang said:

Joe Smith... has he had one clean inning this year?

Feels like a big ol’ nope

[Limp Brisket 546]

The best Keuchel outing is his worst, how does that compute?  Oh yeah, every hit was a HR.

[Gut Wagon 8083]

If DK weren’t a former CY winner, I’d say he pretty much bites. 

[Mez2 4024]

Colin mchugh should starts

[Jshep34 2318]

Anyone want 2 for tomorrow? First reply yes gets them.

[Mez2 4024]

12 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

If DK weren’t a former CY winner, I’d say he pretty much bites. 

Our "#2" starter is our 6th actual best starter

[Horny Bull 2760]

Well that was less than ideal

[Tim Beck 20]

Can't have money be the reason you're not resigned if you tank your value to league minimum 

[David Dennison 18930]

At this rate, we're gonna be able to sign Dallas on the cheap.

But maybe let him go.

[henrygandorf 29192]

32 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Our "#2" starter is our 6th actual best starter

7th if you count mchugh and peacock.

[CrownKing 55]

39 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Anyone want 2 for tomorrow? First reply yes gets them.

Yes!?!  That was disappointing tonight, but it was a beautiful night with the roof open. 

[Jshep34 2318]

50 minutes ago, CrownKing said:

Yes!?!  That was disappointing tonight, but it was a beautiful night with the roof open. 

Pm me your email so i can send them to you. 

[Tailleur17 361]

Thank god the Angels are 3-7 in their L10. 

Gotta start winning at home guys.

[Fudge Nuggets 19208]

Why does this team hate its home fans so much?  That’s not nice of them. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19208]

Before the playoffs started last season, Keuchel said he would shave the beard if the Astros won the WS.  The baseball gods are not amused. 

[Hank Chinaski 6315]

Each time Keuchel has one of these terrible outings (and he's had 2 of them so far), it makes me think of his "we're not the Cubs" tough-talk bullshit from ST. 

[Jshep34 2318]

His mouth has wrote checks his arm cant cash. 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Our starters have 6 combined losses. DK is responsible for 4. He’s been uhh not good. 

Costing himself some money no doubt.

[YChang 3455]

2 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Each time Keuchel has one of these terrible outings (and he's had 2 of them so far), it makes me think of his "we're not the Cubs" tough-talk bullshit from ST. 

Yep, me too. What a horrible start for him so far. Hope for the team’s sake he gets it together soon. 

[UDontKnow 10447]

2 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Each time Keuchel has one of these terrible outings (and he's had 2 of them so far), it makes me think of his "we're not the Cubs" tough-talk bullshit from ST. 

Saying it's only 2 games with terrible outings feels a bit generous to DK. I predict he will be in a different MLB uniform next season.

[Player 4575]

15 hours ago, texifornia said:

It's neat that we're piling runs during the Manaea start when we didn't really need them... I'll take it though!

What’s this “we” shit? This ain’t the fucking A’s thread. 

Get your Texas/California hybrid bandwagon bullshit outta here. 

[Ldogg53 514]

8 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

. I predict he will be in a different MLB uniform next season.

Well yeah.  And water is wet.  

[David Dennison 18930]

1 hour ago, Ldogg53 said:

Well yeah.  And water is wet.  

Yep. I don't think Springer is going to be an Astro when he reaches free agency, either.

[Hank Chinaski 6315]

3 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Saying it's only 2 games with terrible outings feels a bit generous to DK. I predict he will be in a different MLB uniform next season.

I'd say he's had 3 good starts, 1 OK start, and 2 terrible starts. But I wouldn't argue with you if you wanted to say 3 bad and 3 good. 

And yeah, he's not coming back in '19. Hopefully Whitley and/or Martes is ready to assume that spot in the rotation. 

[UTexasFight 9507]

This lineup needs to tear up mustache/ aggy tonight

 

 

[Pods 7586]

Anyone going to the game tonight or tomorrow?

[Player 4575]

Here now with my daughter, and will be here tomorrow too. 

[HtownHorn 14734]

Ouch.

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

Let’s fuck this Aggy up. 

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

That’ll do, Bregs. 

[Scraps 13566]

Nice start.

 

Whats dickhead cryin about 

[thetruth 149]

Much better boys. 

 

Love having Baggy in the booth as well. This shit is fun. 

Edited April 28, 2018 by thetruth
spelling is hard.

[DoobieWah 1448]

Nice first inning.

I'll have eight more just like it please.

[Rustic Horn 929]

 

[cabowabo 4491]

How many times is Bagwell gonna say "special" tonight?

 

[Rustic Horn 929]

Safe!

[tx 3 putt 77123]

safe

 

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

Great challenge. 

[Tyler Durden 132]

5 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

How many times is Bagwell gonna say "special" tonight?

 

Every time he takes a drink.

[cabowabo 4491]

Just now, Tyler Durden said:

Every time he takes a drink.

Or snorts a line......

[Rustic Horn 929]

Astros are 7-1 when Fisher scores a run....according to the big board here at  MMP.

Let's go!

[Tailleur17 361]

Good start tonight. Pour it on.

[tx 3 putt 77123]

I like it 

[Dutchrudder 11141]

7-0, very niiiiiiice

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

 

[Rustic Horn 929]

 

[Tailleur17 361]

Bags is deep into the whiskey tonight