2018 Houston Astros Season Thread

[Johnny Sack 8397]

Fisher needs to play every day to find out what we’ve got or don’t got

[tx 3 putt 77605]

5 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Hilarious that Houston wins game 1 and nothing is said. Yankoffs when game 2 after getting k’d 14 times by verlander and a article is written by ESPN on the front page about how amazing the Yankees are. It shouldn’t surprise me but then it kinda does.

 

i also found this very funny 

 

was the victory parade this morning ?

[Stella Link 534]

5 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Hilarious that Houston wins game 1 and nothing is said. Yankoffs when game 2 after getting k’d 14 times by verlander and a article is written by ESPN on the front page about how amazing the Yankees are. It shouldn’t surprise me but then it kinda does.

And the Astros broke their nine-game winning streak.  Only heard that locally.

[tx 3 putt 77605]

as for Giles, you have to let him get his right one way or another 

[Player 4576]

You gotta fight

 

for your right.....

 

to clo-oooose!

[maninblack 7974]

Bergman has a knack for the extraordinary

[YChang 3463]

Dallas. Dallas. Dallas. 

[UTexasFight 9556]

Welp.

that’ll just about wrap this one up 

[Mo Horn 8863]

Damn, DK just not good this year. The first two batters he kept the ball down, then got it up for the next two. 

[orangeut 212]

2 run dinger for Stanton.   0-2

 

[David Dennison 18952]

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Damn, DK just not good this year. The first two batters he kept the ball down, then got it up for the next two. 

I've accepted the fact that this is going to be his final season as an Astro and I'm OK with that.

[Horny Bull 2766]

God dammit Keuchel

[YChang 3463]

A lot of off season bravado from Dallas. Bad sports juju. 

[Mo Horn 8863]

6 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I've accepted the fact that this is going to be his final season as an Astro and I'm OK with that.

Yup. He was the ace and carried the load when we were a bad team. He got his ring last year. Maybe package him with others in a trade latter in the year. 

[Hank Chinaski 6323]

4 hours ago, runthebone said:

This is Marwin's career slash line:  

.266/.317/.418

.735 OPS, 103 OPS+

 

This is who he is.  He's a superutility player and is not going to repeat 2017 again.

 

Yup. He will never match his production from 2017. He is as average as it gets.

[Hank Chinaski 6323]

"We aren't the Cubs." -- Dallas Keuchel

[David Dennison 18952]

4 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Yup. He will never match his production from 2017. He is as average as it gets.

A lot of guys had career years. That's how you win a championship.

Doing it again is hard.

[Rockethorn1978 6109]

DK is back to 2016. He blows ass.

[Hank Chinaski 6323]

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

A lot of guys had career years. That's how you win a championship.

Doing it again is hard.

Sure. And he had a great year. But having him in the lineup every day this year is going to be a problem.

[Lat22 4019]

Just like you draw it up. 

[Mo Horn 8863]

 Amazing double play

[thetruth 149]

WHOOOOOOO

[Lat22 4019]

I always preferred using my glove to catch line drives. 

[DoobieWah 1467]

Glove, crotch whatever it takes.

 

 

[Mez2 4026]

These non hitting fuckers are so frustrating

[YChang 3463]

Such meek at bats. 

[Mez2 4026]

Hurry up and get the fuck outta MMP so we can hit like non-homos.

Yes, I'm drinking

[Mo Horn 8863]

Glad to see we brought our grade A hitting game tonight. 

[orangeut 212]

another dinger for Stanton

[thetruth 149]

How in the fuck are we going to score three runs?

[Horny Bull 2766]

Are you fucking kidding me

[Mez2 4026]

I'm out. 

[Mo Horn 8863]

So all of you that have been making comments about who was getting killed by Stanton's home runs. Thanks for angering the baseball gods. 

[orangeut 212]

0-3 after 3 1/2.  

[runthebone 8052]

We got some dudes playing like shit in their contract year.  Bold strategy, Cotton

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Strikeouts or no strikeouts I wanted Stanton and would take him every day of the week. Would hit 60 playing in MMP.

[orangeut 212]

Astros bats are like limp dicks

[cabowabo 4514]

I can't watch this shit any longer. 

[David Dennison 18952]

7 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

I can't watch this shit any longer. 

Whatever you do, don't turn on the Rockets.

[YChang 3463]

Just now, David Dennison said:

Whatever you do, don't turn on the Rockets.

Ooomph, equally horrible 

[runthebone 8052]

8 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

I can't watch this shit any longer. 

Don't put the Rockets on. 

[Gut Wagon 8087]

14 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

So all of you that have been making comments about who was getting killed by Stanton's home runs. Thanks for angering the baseball gods. 

If you think it’s actually working, let’s try this: How many are dying in the stands after being hit by Houston homers? 

[Mez2 4026]

5 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

If you think it’s actually working, let’s try this: How many are dying in the stands after being hit by Houston homers? 

Is Keuchel pitching against us too?

[DoobieWah 1467]

6 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

If you think it’s actually working, let’s try this: How many are dying in the stands after being hit by Houston homers? 

Are you new at this? The baseball gods know all about reverse psychology and they don't fucking like it!

[UDontKnow 10451]

7 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Don't put the Rockets on. 

I'm watching them. They're putting up a better fight back than the Astros are. Harden cut the deficit to single digits by himself.

I'm surprised. This is actually an okay start for Keuchel. The Astros just don't want to score runs it seems.

[Lat22 4019]

15 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Don't put the Rockets on. 

They’re losing? Maybe I will switch over. 

[FondrenRoad 4378]

5 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I'm watching them. They're putting up a better fight back than the Astros are. Harden cut the deficit to single digits by himself.

I'm surprised. This is actually an okay start for Keuchel. The Astros just don't want to score runs it seems.

Cy Young himself couldn't win with a big 0 in run support. Keuchel hasnt pitched that terribly. The bats fucking suck. 

[UTexasFight 9556]

Nice piece of hitting there by Reddick

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Fu*#!!!

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Fucking Marwin is 0-2 every fucking at bat