2018 Houston Astros Season Thread

[Gut Wagon 8079]

Just now, slorch said:

The only thing funnier than this post is that my wife just asked me if I invented "Charlie Fucking Morton."

 

Wat to go Osos Blanco.  Way to go CFM!!!

I’ve been posting similar thoughts about Gattis for awhile, but tonight it finally had the desired effect. Guess I can’t stop now. 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

 

[Scraps 13561]

Above 2.00 he sucks

[Rimbo 25948]

4 hits beat my minimal expectations, but still pathetic given the pitcher

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

That’s a swing. 

[TexArcher 37864]

Ice that fucking cake, Carlos!

[Scraps 13561]

Boom.

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

Showrrea 

[TexArcher 37864]

And a cheap run to add on.

Suck it, Arlington.

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

Hinch must have told them he was putting Sipp into the game. 

[TonyTexas 10515]

4 hits beat my minimal expectations, but still pathetic given the pitcher

Glad the game isn’t 7 innings. Or maybe not. 3-1 when you posted this bitch.

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

#25!!!

[Rustic Horn 929]

[Planet Houston 4930]

 

Charlie FUCKIN Morton!!!

[YChang 3451]

That’s more like it.

[Tim Beck 20]

Beltre and buckling at curveballs. Name a better duo

[Rimbo 25948]

That curve from McHugh to end the game was beautiful.

And Oso Blanco is now above the Mendoza line

[Rimbo 25948]

Just now, Tim Beck said:

Beltre and buckling at curveballs. Name a better duo

Scotch whiskey and dark chocolate

[Tommy Nobis 905]

About time we threw at someone.  We’ve taken our lumps all year, guys throwing inside on us more, and that’s the first time we’ve struck back.  Well done Charlie.

I was pissed he missed. Should have beaned the fuck out of him.

[Guest]

I liked the throw behind him.

No "intent to maim or injure" but it damned sure got the point across.

Fuck the Rangers and their bullshit.  Control your fucking pitches.

Edited May 13, 2018 by slorch

[Rustic Horn 929]

32 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

That curve from McHugh to end the game was beautiful.

And Oso Blanco is now above the Mendoza line

 

 

[Rustic Horn 929]

 

[Rimbo 25948]

18 minutes ago, Rustic Horn said:

 

 

The amazing thing is that this filth is getting normal for us to see. That, I like.

[rtchorn 15]

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

Glad the game isn’t 7 innings. Or maybe not. 3-1 when you posted this bitch.

I whole heartedly approve this message.

[Rimbo 25948]

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

Glad the game isn’t 7 innings. Or maybe not. 3-1 when you posted this bitch.

welcome to the internet, you must be new here

[Mez2 4023]

R.I.P. to Robert Davis, he the king of the south
Anything else said, need to shut your fucking mouth

 

#HTownPride

[Mez2 4023]

I've been drinking mint juleps and listening to Selena all night....did uncle Charlie throw at someone?

[Guest]

he threw "at" directly behind Mazara and very low.  It was extremely deliberate.

a staredown ensued.  This was after the Rangers hit Springer last night and Correa in this game.

Control your shit, boys.  That was the point of the pitch.

Edited May 13, 2018 by slorch

[Mez2 4023]

17 minutes ago, slorch said:

he threw "at" directly behind Mazara and very low.  It was extremely deliberate.

a staredown ensued.  This was after the Rangers hit Springer last night and Correa in this game.

Control your shit, boys.  That was the point of the pitch.

What a bitch ass.

 

[Pods 7552]

The people sitting in the seats I had bought, but Stubhub cancelled caught a foul ball that bounced back down. It's the only one I've ever seen land in that section. Double fuck Stubhub. 

[Mez2 4023]

3 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

 

Charlie FUCKIN Morton!!! @ERhine

[runthebone 7992]

CFM, bro.

[UTexasFight 9454]

So sexy.

And icing on the cake, our “6th” starter has a 0.60 ERA

[Fudge Nuggets 19195]

2 hours ago, Pods said:

The people sitting in the seats I had bought, but Stubhub cancelled caught a foul ball that bounced back down. It's the only one I've ever seen land in that section. Double fuck Stubhub. 

If it’s any consolation, you would have dropped it.

[Pods 7552]

25 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

If it’s any consolation, you would have dropped it.

No way, it was lazy and slow. It actually bounced I think on the ground at his feet. 

I went and talked to the guy in the seats before the game. He bought the seats yesterday at 12:30pm. I had called Stubhub at around 3:45pm. They had already sold my seats 3.5 hours before I called them. 

The entire time we were on the phone with them, they had already re-sold my tickets and did not tell me. They didn't notify me until they sent an email at 4:30pm. They still haven't refunded the money. 

I'm using Seat Geek from now on. Fuck Stubhub. 

[Player 4575]

Guess who’s ready to see 3 more Astros homeruns today?



This guy!

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

[Gut Wagon 8079]

Looking forward to a continuation of stellar pitching and better offense. It’s Altuve's turn to break loose. 

[Scraps 13561]

Astros will wear @HoustonRockets gear on the flight to Anaheim as a “tip of the cap” & to support them in the Conference Finals. Expect to see jerseys, current & throwback. AJ Hinch is wearing tearaway warm-up pants that have been supplied by the Rockets. Stay tuned. #RunAsOne

[UTexasFight 9454]

6 of the 8 hits last night being of the XBH variety was nice to see.

 

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

Matt Moore is not good. Someone go tell our guys. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19195]

What the fuck is wrong with Altuve?

[Scraps 13561]

I'm so over Altuve Ks

[Gut Wagon 8079]

Let's make it happen right here.

[Scraps 13561]

Windmillllll

[tx 3 putt 76980]

I love that we are so aggressive sending players to home 

[Horny Bull 2760]

Osooooooo

[Scraps 13561]

Bomb

[Gut Wagon 8079]

As I was saying, I can't wait for them to cut Gattis. 

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

Ooooooosssssssssoooooo