2018 Houston Astros Season Thread

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

That fat interfering fuck got bailed out.

If he is not escorted out, then Astros security sucks. 

[TonyTexas 10534]

Lulz. That idiot’s wife was ripping a new asshole.

[UDontKnow 10450]

Need Altuve to bust this wide open. 

EDIT: Or not.

Edited May 19, 2018 by UDontKnow

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

Come on Devooooo!!!

[Gut Wagon 8087]

7 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Retarded slide. Lucked out there.

One of those times I’d have favored going head first. Fisher’s body might be all he has to contribute. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Sure would have liked another run or two. Top of the order let us down there. But glad CFM in position for the W

[ckhorn 208]

The slider is becoming a pitch against the RHH for Devo.

[runthebone 8047]

Haha, the wife looks pissed.  

[Gut Wagon 8087]

Brantley has an amazing swing. His body never moves. 

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

Bad luck. Not hard hit at all. 

[HtownHorn 14788]

The only pitcher allowed to field a ball is Keuchel, anyone else just get the fuck out of the way.

[runthebone 8047]

Bad luck with Encarnacion up

[Gut Wagon 8087]

Kind of a big spot here. But are we not men? 

[runthebone 8047]

Fuuuuuuuuuck me

[Mo Horn 8855]

Wtf Devo?

[TonyTexas 10534]

This is a good matchup

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

Time to strut. 

[Rustic Horn 929]

[elfenix 34338]

love when correa squeezes that ball, sparky

[TonyTexas 10534]

Awesome!

[HtownHorn 14788]

walk the fuck off!!!

[ckhorn 208]

The Astros MLB Gameday is all FU today.

[WBT 20674]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

walk the fuck off!!!

lulz, wrong thread

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

No worries, everyone is probably watching both. 

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

Looked like that couple was gone from the corner. 

[TonyTexas 10534]

lulz, wrong thread

Idk. Somewhat related.

[HtownHorn 14788]

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

lulz, wrong thread

Sorry guys, excited about beating those damn roaches, and a chance to claim the title tomorrow with a win.

[Gut Wagon 8087]

Can we have Kody play LF? 

[TonyTexas 10534]

Good job Goddess

[Rustic Horn 929]

Good job Gattis.

[TonyTexas 10534]

Can we have Kody play LF? 

Does he have MLB potential?

[Gut Wagon 8087]

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Does he have MLB potential?

More than some. 

[Mo Horn 8855]

Nice insurance run

[HtownHorn 14788]

fucking tailor made double play ball.

[Mo Horn 8855]

Giles doing Giles things

[Lat22 4018]

So help me God Giles......

[Gut Wagon 8087]

Deep breaths. 

[runthebone 8047]

Never stop being you, Ken Giles. 

[HtownHorn 14788]

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Giles doing Giles things

You mean get two ground balls that should have been outs? This is a reason why our relievers struggle. They consistently have to get extra outs due to the shifts.

Edited May 19, 2018 by HtownHorn

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

Good mound visit. 

[Gut Wagon 8087]

Right here. Right now. 

[TonyTexas 10534]

You guys need to get over your PGSD. He’s a pretty good closer.

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

#29!!!

[elfenix 34338]

Astros win!

[Mo Horn 8855]

Nice win

[Rustic Horn 929]

[UDontKnow 10450]

Astros win. Red Sox and Yanks both lose. Going in the right direction in the standings.

[ckhorn 208]

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

You guys need to get over your PGSD. He’s a pretty good closer.

Until he blows one.

He's the RH Billy Wagner. I hope.

[HtownHorn 14788]

2 minutes ago, ckhorn said:

Until he blows one.

He's the RH Billy Wagner. I hope.

Well if you just pitched him in save situations and stopped yo-yoing him around he'd be among the league leaders in saves. We have enough relievers for all other situations, and most nights Hinch only needs 6-9 outs from his bullpen.

[runthebone 8047]

10 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

You mean get two ground balls that should have been outs? This is a reason why our relievers struggle. They consistently have to get extra outs due to the shifts.

You think they should stop shifting?