2018 Houston Astros Season Thread

[Dr. Teeth 5813]

Julia dressed for the prom. 

[tx 3 putt 75959]

48 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Stassi has been a delightful surprise.  

 

lunhow own'd oakland on that trade 

[thetruth 149]

I'll say it. This umpire fucking sucks

[Horny Bull 2759]

2 minutes ago, thetruth said:

I'll say it. This umpire fucking sucks

He also appears to be a gigantic douche

[clapclapclap 9000]

"Have anothe jelly donut!"

[Fudge Nuggets 19111]

Out of curiosity, when did Terry Francona turn Mexican and start going by Tito?

[thetruth 149]

AJ agrees as well. Fuck this guy. 

[tx 3 putt 75959]

maybe hinch getting tossed will fire up them up 

[Dr. Teeth 5813]

9 in a row. Awesome. 

AJ might have taken Tyler out of his rhythm.  

[Pibald 18]

Damn. That was all pretty timely by Hinch. Anyone catch what that was all about?

[clapclapclap 9000]

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

Out of curiosity, when did Terry Francona turn Mexican and start going by Tito?

That patch is honoring his dead dad, the former commie leader of Yugolavia.

[Pibald 18]

1 minute ago, Dr. Teeth said:

9 in a row. Awesome. 

AJ might have taken Tyler out of his rhythm.  

I think he did. 

Edited May 27, 2018 by Pibald

[Fudge Nuggets 19111]

Swing the fucking bat Carlos.

edit:  But not at that shit.

Edited May 27, 2018 by Fudge Nuggets

[cabowabo 4446]

Pathetic Carlos. 

[Player 4575]

I missed that exchange between Hinch and the ump. What was that all about?

[Horny Bull 2759]

Terrible AB from Correa. Watched a meatball and swung at two in the dirt

[Fudge Nuggets 19111]

3 minutes ago, Horny Bull said:

Terrible AB from Correa. Watched a meatball and swung at two in the dirt

Pretty terrible at bat by Yuli as well.  Thank goodness for Altuve.

[Gut Wagon 8051]

Evidently 81 mph junk pitches that practically scrape home plate are hard to hit. So let’s quit trying. 

[Dr. Teeth 5813]

Cole is “struggling”. 

[Limp Brisket 545]

8 minutes ago, Player said:

I missed that exchange between Hinch and the ump. What was that all about?

Balls and strikes.  I think.

Edited May 27, 2018 by Limp Brisket

[Dr. Teeth 5813]

That seemed like it was about someone sleeping with someone else’s wife. 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Need to get Bauer out in this inning

[Rimbo 25707]

I've been listening to the Cleveland broadcast, and their comment on that discussion between hinch and ump as "they now know each other's brand of toothpaste."

they're having a lot more fun than our broadcasters do, but it's harder to tell what's going on; for example they called that Trevor "Mauer" had just got his tenth strikeout on Correa...

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

This fucking ump

[Dr. Teeth 5813]

It would be pretty great for Cole to get this win by gutting it out. 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Cole at 98 and 99 on those last two fastballs to Perez

[thetruth 149]

I liked it better when we were kicking the shit out of these guys. 

[Player 4575]

Alright - get him home Alex.

[cabowabo 4446]

Fuck this ump.

[Horny Bull 2759]

Oh good lord that is not even close to a strike

[Dr. Teeth 5813]

Bring on the robots. 

[TonyTexas 10470]

So Francona is going to burn out his starters to compliment his bullpen. Bold strategy.

[Dr. Teeth 5813]

Damn, I was hoping Tyler would kill his arm to spite his old teammate. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

You sure that one at the shoelaces wasn't a strike, ump?

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Randazzo can go fuck himself

[cabowabo 4446]

Altuve is going yard here.

[Limp Brisket 545]

Two on, 1 out, and Indian bullpen coming in. I like it.

[Fudge Nuggets 19111]

Call that one a strike, cocksucker.

[cabowabo 4446]

Holy shit Jose.

[Player 4575]

Fuck yes, attaway Altuve.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

MVP doing MVP stuff

[Pibald 18]

Fuck yeah Tuve!

[tx 3 putt 75959]

is 10 for 10 good ?

[clapclapclap 9000]

2 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Damn, I was hoping Tyler would kill his arm to spite his old teammate. 

Dave Dravecky style?

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Let's hang the L on Bauer here, boys!

[Dr. Teeth 5813]

MVP! MVP! MVP!

10 in a row. 

[Gut Wagon 8051]

We are not worthy. 

[HtownHorn 14395]

So much for all of us worrying about Altuve. What a streak he is on.

[cabowabo 4446]

Oh fuck yessssss.

[HtownHorn 14395]

Haha, love to put a loss on Tyler.