2018 Houston Astros Season Thread

[Gut Wagon 8051]

Enough already. 

[Dr. Teeth 5813]

Hinch IS alive. 

[Honeysucklerose 957]

What an awful contract year

[cabowabo 4446]

Hinch cannot keep trotting Dallas out there. McHugh needs to take his place in the rotation. 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

 

[Scraps 13518]

Rangers suckage makes me chortle

Astros suckage does not

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Nice play, Yuli.

[Mo Horn 8779]

Teams have to be looking at our rotation and breath a sigh of relief when they have to face DK.

[UTEX_ME 4752]

Hinch drunk?

[TexArcher 37414]

Edit: Why the fuck does this app sometimes move you from one thread to another that you were on like an hour ago?

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE!!!

Edited June 10, 2018 by TexArcher

[Tommy Nobis 905]

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE!!!!

Wrong thread

[TexArcher 37414]

Yeah, no shit, lol.

Go Astros, too!

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

La Pina!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[henrygandorf 29169]

our cleanup hitter is 4-4 with two doubles and a bomb.  we should hit him 8th until he figures it out.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

I'm fucking done with Will Harris.

[Scraps 13518]

Lol yesss AJ is a witch

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Fuck yeah, AJ!

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

RBI for AJ.

[Dr. Teeth 5813]

Great response by AJ. Terrible umpiring. Banister can go fuck himself though. 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Lol fuck the rangers and their bitch ass manager

[Scraps 13518]

The Gurriel highlights with Banister crying throughout it was pure gold too

[perfectchaos007 6574]

Balk this waaaaay

[Tommy Nobis 905]

I'm fucking done with Will Harris.

But he had that one good all star season tho

[TexArcher 37414]

Banister is a sore pussy.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

Banny just got processed. 

[Lat22 3976]

How did every ump,on the field miss that?

[henrygandorf 29169]

i really don't know how they make that call though.  so aj yells at the home plate ump who goes to get help, and another ump says, "yeah i saw a balk"?  if he saw it, he would've called it when it happened.  it's my understanding that any ump can call a balk.  if it doesn't go to replay (which it didn't), it shouldn't be possible to be called.

but yeah, i'll take that shit.  what an ugly series this has been since yesterday.

[Scraps 13518]

Rondon reaching 99mph wtf

[Dr. Teeth 5813]

#42!!!

[TonyTexas 10469]

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Sweep!

[Scraps 13518]

4 game sweep lolololol

Rangers suck a dick

[cabowabo 4446]

Great weekend. Fuck the Rangers. 

[Rustic Horn 929]

[DaysOff 7785]

It was a good day

[Stella Link 534]

SWEEP!!!!!!

 

[Dr. Teeth 5813]

First four game sweep against the Rangers. 

Edited June 10, 2018 by Dr. Teeth

[Planet Houston 4921]

[Planet Houston 4921]

8 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i really don't know how they make that call though.  so aj yells at the home plate ump who goes to get help, and another ump says, "yeah i saw a balk"?  if he saw it, he would've called it when it happened.  it's my understanding that any ump can call a balk.  if it doesn't go to replay (which it didn't), it shouldn't be possible to be called.

but yeah, i'll take that shit.  what an ugly series this has been since yesterday.

I think once they all agreed that he didn’t set, the only call was a balk. 

[henrygandorf 29169]

much needed day off tomorrow and the rotation is cocked and ready for oak.  which is to say, dk isn't scheduled to pitch there.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Silver Booty

[Fudge Nuggets 19111]

Does the win today clinch the Silver Boot?

[TonyTexas 10469]

It’s a good thing the Rangers suck because these last 2 games would have been losses against a semi-competent team

[perfectchaos007 6574]

3 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Silver Booty

That’s nice and all, but we also have a World Series trophy. Until the rangers get one of those (never) we always will be above that club In Arlington

[Fudge Nuggets 19111]

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

That’s nice and all, but we also have a World Series trophy. Until the rangers get one of those (never) we always will be above that club In Arlington

Well no shit.

[UTexasFight 9365]

We won the silver boot and it’s still Spring

FTR

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

 

[kevwun 15572]

Denial isn't just a river in Egypt.

[Hank Chinaski 6310]

4 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

 

Goddamnit Keuchel. After last shitty start, you talk about how "this isn't what a 3-8 pitcher looks like" or some dumb shit. After this shitty start, you say that 11 of the 13 fucking hits you allowed in 4.1 IP should have been outs." 

Once again...just shut the fuck up. Please. Shut the fuck up about your displeasure at the trade deadline. Shut the fuck up about the Cubs. Shut the fuck up about how your shitty starts aren't your fault. Shut up. 

[UDontKnow 10439]

14 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

 

Don't let the door hit you on the way out, Keuchel.