2018 Houston Astros Season Thread

[Southernthunder 38]

Why y'all watching the espenis broadcast? We got our crew on the regular channel. 

[Mez2 4037]

Tuve gonna steal here

[runthebone 8142]

Gallo looks like a fucking ogre next to Altuve.

[GHOSTUSER 361]

Hell yes. Beautiful GAP

Edited March 29, 2018 by Iconoclast Texan

[Mo Horn 8899]

Nice little insurance

[runthebone 8142]

ALCS flashback!

[Dr. Teeth 5863]

MVP!!!

brings in

 

MVP!!!

[Mez2 4037]

That was. So. Fucking. Beautiful.

[Gut Wagon 8130]

Pile it on.

[Guest]

National dude about the Astros,” This team is scary, with what they bring to the table.”

 

ya fucking think so?

[Gut Wagon 8130]

Bush holding his ERA under 30. For now.

[Mez2 4037]

Is Matt Bush the one who was jacking off minor league players, or the one who went to prison?

[Mo Horn 8899]

Generous strike call

[Gut Wagon 8130]

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Generous strike call

Sympathy strike

[Fudge Nuggets 19285]

This u lire sucks fucking dick.

[APMP 688]

Devo circle of death looks as filthy as last year

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Is Matt Bush the one who was jacking off minor league players, or the one who went to prison?

Matt bush is the felon. Rangers are a shitty organization for even signing that piece of shit. He almost killed someone because he likes to drive drunk.

[APMP 688]

That insurance run means likely no Giles if Peacock keeps the shutout going

[tx 3 putt 77961]

Peacock !

[henrygandorf 29201]

since we're up 4, i would have peacock go 8+9.

shit, if our bullpen was taxed at all during the season, this is the type of game i would have peacock or mchugh go the last 3 for the save.

[Mo Horn 8899]

Like they were talking about earlier,  why not drop a bunt down. It doesn't even need to be a good one.

[WBT 20764]

Hit the weights gallo

[Mez2 4037]

Like they were talking about earlier,  why not drop a bunt down. It doesn't even need to be a good one.

Chicks dig the long ball

[Mo Horn 8899]

I'm guessing Jake is trade bait this season and doubt he'll be on the Stros at the end of the season.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

I'm guessing Jake is trade bait this season and doubt he'll be on the Stros at the end of the season.

Idk man. I’d prefer to use him like we did last year before he got hurt. Late game defensive sub in the outfield.

[Mo Horn 8899]

1 minute ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Idk man. I’d prefer to use him like we did last year before he got hurt. Late game defensive sub in the outfield.

That would be fine with me, they just have a crowded outfield, especially if you add Tucker to the mix.

[Guest]

Lolz. 

 

Jason Castro sighting on Twins split screen

[Tommy Nobis 905]

For those who don’t like the split screen, att sports net is full screen.

 

Fuck espn

[huge 3802]

Rua missed that slider last inning by about 4 feet

We would have him in AA

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Time for Giles to put their dick in the dirt

[TonyTexas 10574]

I'm guessing Jake is trade bait this season and doubt he'll be on the Stros at the end of the season.

Trade bait? Not going to get much for a utility outfielder on a expiring contract. He’s useful to the Astros especially at $1.9mm.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Giles for the ninth in a non-save situation?

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Uh that looked like first pitch strike to me

[WBT 20764]

6 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I'm guessing Jake is trade bait this season and doubt he'll be on the Stros at the end of the season.

I don't think he's going anywhere 

[tx 3 putt 77961]

Giles !!!!!!

 

in playoff form 

[Mo Horn 8899]

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Trade bait? Not going to get much for a utility outfielder on a expiring contract. He’s useful, especially at $1.9mm.

Jake and others maybe.

[Dr. Teeth 5863]

Please don't, Ken.

[SW Horn 7]

1 down

[tx 3 putt 77961]

JAKE is entrenched as the #4 of

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Fuck this ump

[elfenix 34387]

Giles ugh

[SW Horn 7]

God dammit Giles


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[tx 3 putt 77961]

Fucking Giles !!!!!

[runthebone 8142]

That was juuuust a bit short.

[Mo Horn 8899]

Just a bit low

[WBT 20764]

What's this bullshit?

[Lat22 4053]

I shouldn’t be so pissed, but I am. 

[Guest]

Fuck this guy.

 

he’s not the one.

[Mez2 4037]

Giles wants me to hate him

[Gut Wagon 8130]

As soon as Peacock left, I knew Giles would find a way to put a damper on the day. Always a misadventure with this cat.