2018 Houston Astros Season Thread

[Js1 85307]

11 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Great D leads to great O. 

That's what she said?

[Mez2 4023]

41 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Pretty sure my record when in attendance is something like 15-2 this season.  I am going today.  Thank me later.  

Just don't take 3putt with you

[Mez2 4023]

by the way, we ain't losing on June 27th

[Scraps 13561]

Just don't take 3putt with you

He has been to alot of them too lol. But not today

[henrygandorf 29189]

nice tony kemp interview just now on mlbn.  seems like a great dude having a lot of fun.

[UTexasFight 9431]

nice tony kemp interview just now on mlbn.  seems like a great dude having a lot of fun.

But is it easy...

[henrygandorf 29189]

i've heard it ain't.

[TonyTexas 10510]

We got the bad Dallas today instead of the mediocre Dallas.

[cabowabo 4484]

I'm so fucking sick of Dallas Keuchel.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

4 hours ago, Mez2 said:

by the way, we ain't losing on June 27th

Looks like Dallas isn't a Screw fan.

[Scraps 13561]

I take back what i said earlier. Wasn't in for full game cause gate security sucks a big ol dick.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Would have liked to have seen Marisnick in today instead of Kemp. He gets a good day at the plate last night and Hinch sits him the next day. Screw the book sometime. Let him see if he can get hot and build on something. Marwins ass should be sitting. But I know without Correa it’s problematic. 

[Player 4575]

WTF is with the security lines today?

[Dr. Teeth 5844]

Bad Dallas today.

[Mez2 4023]

Dallas sucks

[Mez2 4023]

Trying to determine who sucks more,  him or margin this year?

[Mez2 4023]

 Our run differential is going to get punished today

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Fucking Dallas. 

[Honeysucklerose 987]

I didn’t even have time to settle into my chair before this beating of DK commenced! Wow!

[Mez2 4023]

Fortunately, we have mr glass in the lineup today. Oh, wait , we don't?

[Planet Houston 4930]

Good job, good effort, Dallas.  Jeez.

[perfectchaos007 6632]

Trade Dallas

[Dr. Teeth 5844]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

There you go, Oso. Chip away. 

[Mez2 4023]

Osofucking beuno

[perfectchaos007 6632]

We came back from multiple 5-0 deficits last year. Maybe we can get that train rolling this year too.

[Mez2 4023]

Wooooo!!!

[WBT 20561]

Glorious rbi single for Reddick

[Mez2 4023]

Marwinis such a bitch and he doesn't even have to try and be one

[Mez2 4023]

That's a huge inning for us, but if shit happens again,  get C Mac loose 

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

Trade DK before the deadline. 

[Mez2 4023]

Why the fuck is he trying to throw high fastballs on a put away count. You don't have that skill set to throw Hugh fastballs,   terrible pitch calling.

Whatever

[Scraps 13561]

Instead of banging that screw they are banging that wall

[Dr. Teeth 5844]

Half man

Half Double

[Mez2 4023]

Situational hitting,  fuck me

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Sometimes just have to move the runner over 

[Mez2 4023]

No put, man on second with altuve should always lead to getting the runner to third.

[WBT 20561]

I hate stranding leadoff doubles

[Mez2 4023]

Terrible  execution 

[WBT 20561]

Dallas has settled in.  Too bad we can't get a do over of the 1st

[Gut Wagon 8065]

So many guys throw mid-90s or better now. You'd think a guy who's decidedly slower but "crafty" would mess up a lot of swings. But maybe the "crafty" part is now gone.

[Mez2 4023]

3 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

So many guys throw mid-90s or better now. You'd think a guy who's decidedly slower but "crafty" would mess up a lot of swings. But maybe the "crafty" part is now gone.

If you don't go up and down,  no homo, these days with launch angles and such, you're gonna run into problems unless you have stupid stuff. DK doesn't. 

[Mez2 4023]

Talking out loud, I wonder how someone like maddux would do today

[Gut Wagon 8065]

Marwon't

[Gut Wagon 8065]

3 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Talking out loud, I wonder how someone like maddux would do today

I was a hardcore Astros fan here in Atlanta for that whole huge Braves run. I got so sick of watching Glavine get strike calls on pitches a RH hitter couldn't reach with a fly rod. Maddux was a far better pitcher, though he also got the benefit of many marginal strike calls.  

[Scraps 13561]

Biggio jr

[HoustonFrog 368]

When do we trade Breggers?

[WBT 20561]

Are 5 doubles in the last 20 hours good?

[Scraps 13561]

Are 5 doubles in the last 20 hours good?

Only scoring once(maybe twice)after those 5 doubles isn't

[Mez2 4023]

It's Not fucking hard to hit with a runner in front of you. Holy shit, we deserve to love