2018 Houston Astros Season Thread

[runthebone 7967]

Mmmmmmmmmmm-hmmmmm

[Dr. Teeth 5843]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[perfectchaos007 6626]

Gattis!

[scottonian 36]

this is fun

[Horny Bull 2759]

Osoooo

[Hook'Em0608 96]

I like baseball when Astros play it. 

[Dr. Teeth 5843]

Bottom of the order showing up.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Stassi has some pop

[Gut Wagon 8065]

44 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

MLB regional/ATT.

We seem to be settling in. 

[Sleepygrad 1029]

Fisher has been great today

[Scraps 13561]

That was a nice DP

[cabowabo 4484]

Nice DP. And fuck this ump. 

[scottonian 36]

holy shit that laser beam from correa to turn 2

[Horny Bull 2759]

Nice DP.

[runthebone 7967]

Look at that fucking gun.

[runthebone 7967]

Cole is pretty excited he's not on the Pirates any more.

[Guest]

Cole thinks it's pretty nice not to have to be perfect.

 

That was a badass DP to clean up the inning.

[Guest]

9 minutes ago, Sleepygrad said:

Fisher has been great today

yep, even in his outs, he's had good ABs.

 

If he comes around, there is going to be no quarter given to opposing pitchers from this lineup.

 

Marwin is the only easy out...

[Southernthunder 38]

Yeah that inning could have been a lot worse. 

[scottonian 36]

good to see bregman get a hit there. he's had a pretty rough start

[Fudge Nuggets 19189]

How in the fuck did Altuve hit that ball?

[Dr. Teeth 5843]

Bregs running is a sight. 

[scottonian 36]

NO FUCKING LUBE AT ALL

[Scraps 13561]

Wooooo

[Dr. Teeth 5843]

MVPs!!! MVPs!!!

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Co-MVPs? 

[Dr. Teeth 5843]

Best duo in sports. 

[kevwun 15765]

Correa smoked that one.  It sounds like a gunshot when he hit it.

[Scraps 13561]

Correa should have 100 rbi by June

[runthebone 7967]

That escalated quickly.

[elguapo 4586]

Love whooping up on the sorry ass Rangers.

[WBT 20561]

3 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

How in the fuck did Altuve hit that ball?

67 mph changeup, 66 mph exit velocity.  Lulz

[Horny Bull 2759]

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

That escalated quickly.

[Dr. Teeth 5843]

Marwin needs to chill at the plate. Too much complaining. 

[scottonian 36]

this lineup is nightmare fuel for opposing pitchers

[Gut Wagon 8065]

Finish them. Although perhaps we already did.  

[Dr. Teeth 5843]

Oooooooossssooooo

[Horny Bull 2759]

Osooo

[Guest]

5 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Marwin needs to chill at the plate. Too much complaining. 

He is a straight up bitch.

 

He needs to humble himself and work at his ABs like the rest of the team.

 

Fuck Marwin.

[scottonian 36]

1 minute ago, slorch said:

He is a straight up bitch.

 

He needs to humble himself and work at his ABs like the rest of the team.

 

Fuck Marwin.

the fuck did marwin do to you?

[Hook'Em0608 96]

1 minute ago, slorch said:

He is a straight up bitch.

 

He needs to humble himself and work at his ABs like the rest of the team.

 

Fuck Marwin.

We don't win a World Series without Marwin. His home run off Jansen was huge. 

[Dr. Teeth 5843]

I keep wondering why Jake is pitching. 

[Planet Houston 4930]

2 minutes ago, slorch said:

He is a straight up bitch.

 

He needs to humble himself and work at his ABs like the rest of the team.

 

Fuck Marwin.

I’d be OK with you not posting on this thread the rest of the season. 

Yeah, Marwin has a reputation for being an asshole, but he had the biggest hit of our entire WS run. If he doesn’t hit that bomb off Jansen in Game 2, we would be hanging only one banner tomorrow instead of two. 

In summary, Fuck Slorch. This thread doesn’t have room for that kind of vitriol for our guys. 

[Planet Houston 4930]

Good lord Cole is nasty. 

[Horny Bull 2759]

Another filthy inning from Cole. 

[Hook'Em0608 96]

This Cole fella might be alright

[Dr. Teeth 5843]

That last pitch was mean. 

[Scraps 13561]

Cole can stick around

[Nice Guy Eddie 13509]

Just now, Hook'Em0608 said:

This Cole fella might be alright

I think he’s earned the right for a second start.   Not sure about a third yet.

[scottonian 36]

5 minutes ago, Hook'Em0608 said:

We don't win a World Series without Marwin. His home run off Jansen was huge. 

not to mention this perfect throw to nail Greg Bird in the ALCS