2018 Houston Astros Season Thread

[Scraps 13542]

Damn i thought George was gonna get that one

[clapclapclap 9000]

Holy hell, Julia.

[Scraps 13542]

Fucking shit. Down goes Springer. If he fucked up his thumb this aint good

[UTexasFight 9380]

I quit baseball

 

 

[cabowabo 4453]

Good god. Springer to DL. 

[kevwun 15653]

That sure looks like a broken thumb or a torn ligament.

[TonyTexas 10482]

That looks no bueno

[clapclapclap 9000]

So stupid.  Use the damn safety equipment!

[GHOSTUSER 361]

Come on please tell me he just jammed his thumb. 

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Fuckin HEB curse

[HtownHorn 14488]

Fuck. Why doesn't everyone wear that mit, it should be mandatory at this point?

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

6 minutes ago, kevwun said:

That sure looks like a broken thumb or a torn ligament.

Didn't look good. Same type of thing took Correa and Trout down last year.

[DaysOff 7853]

Why are we even attempting to steal

[Johnny Sack 8397]

I love risking Springer’s health to still. That 30-40 percent of him actually making it really increases our chances of him scoring.  

[Horny Bull 2759]

Fuck

[UTexasFight 9380]

He can bet Correa if he can return in shorter time than it took him for the same thing last year?
If it is, that’s the third guy with the same injury in less than a year.
Luhnow and team need to come up with some sort of analytically-approved way to slide

[UTexasFight 9380]

Who’s getting on the plane dressed in bubble wrap?

I’m betting on Bregman.

 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

8 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

He can bet Correa if he can return in shorter time than it took him for the same thing last year?
If it is, that’s the third guy with the same injury in less than a year.
Luhnow and team need to come up with some sort of analytically-approved way to slide

Springer sucks at stealing. He should have a permanent res light.  

[runthebone 7932]

This shit is why it's so hard to repeat

[DaysOff 7853]

He can bet Correa if he can return in shorter time than it took him for the same thing last year?
If it is, that’s the third guy with the same injury in less than a year.
Luhnow and team need to come up with some sort of analytically-approved way to slide

Like with your feet

[GHOSTUSER 361]

It seems we get thrown out stealing more than other teams. I have no data to prove this but it just seems we might

[Scraps 13542]

Shouldn't have scored there. Machado was Kd but HP ump likes to lick dick

[runthebone 7932]

11 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

It seems we get thrown out stealing more than other teams. I have no data to prove this but it just seems we might

14th in steals, 21st in CS

[TonyTexas 10482]

It seems we get thrown out stealing more than other teams. I have no data to prove this but it just seems we might

We’re 9th in SB%

[Scraps 13542]

God fucking damn it

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Be okay, Bregs

[Stros 153]

This shit is getting old fast.


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[perfectchaos007 6596]

This is getting ridiculous 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Right on the knuckles

[cabowabo 4453]

17 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Who’s getting on the plane dressed in bubble wrap?

I’m betting on Bregman.

 

Word

[Chuckie Finster 22600]

Okay, I’ll forfeit this one if the rest of our team can just get on the damn plane in one piece.

[UTexasFight 9380]

Mother of god

[Horny Bull 2759]

This is ridiculous.

[Scraps 13542]

Dodgers have hit like 5 or 6 of our guys. I need Cole to earhole one of these cockgobblers....preferably Bellinger or Joc

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

22 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Fuck. Why doesn't everyone wear that mit, it should be mandatory at this point?

Totally agree 

[mbtex 683]

Ty Cobb always said don't slide head first

[Mo Horn 8807]

A chance for both White and Davis to come through on the big stage and both failed. 

[Honeysucklerose 959]

Davis sucks

[Stros 153]

Blue star play for Milo


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[Planet Houston 4923]

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Tony!

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Our sub 5'8" guys have power

[Scraps 13542]

Kemp....lulz @ Hernandez

[mbtex 683]

Fuck LA 

[Scraps 13542]

Dodgers have hit like 5 or 6 of our guys. I need Cole to earhole one of these cockgobblers....preferably Bellinger or Joc

Add another.

Motherfuckers

[Stros 153]

This fucker needs to get smashed


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[DaysOff 7853]

First 2 runs were bullshit. Cole got out of it until strike 4.

[UTexasFight 9380]

Dodgers have hit like 5 or 6 of our guys. I need Cole to earhole one of these cockgobblers....preferably Bellinger or Joc

I’m Team Joc


But correct answer is “why not both”

[Johnny Sack 8397]

Kemp has no business playing the OF.  He’s a DH or second basemen.  His instincts in the OF are worse than Roger Cedenos.  

[Mo Horn 8807]

How do you watch that pitch with 2 strikes?