2018 Houston Astros Season Thread

[alphahorn 1637]

OK let's get out of this 2-1

[TexArcher 37508]

Come on, JV.  Get him.

[tx 3 putt 76315]

One more pitch Jv

[FondrenRoad 4378]

Just now, henrygandorf said:

you try to make him swing at the breaking ball once, then pound the zone high cheese.  don't nibble x3.

Yep. He fucked that up. Could have lobbed one in there for strike 3 with no swing. Tried to get too cute. 

[tx 3 putt 76315]

Damn 

[alphahorn 1637]

mother fucker

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Damn

[elfenix 34171]

fuck me!

[Mo Horn 8807]

Wasn't a swing? 

[clapclapclap 9000]

nvm

Edited October 14, 2018 by clapclapclap

[cabowabo 4451]

He fucking swung at that.

 

Upon further review no.

 

 

[YChang 3430]

Fuck

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

fucking collapsed this inning

[UDontKnow 10439]

Well JV. Dunno what to say.

[TexArcher 37508]

God dammit, that should've been blocked.

[henrygandorf 29174]

zero solid contact.  tie game.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

He went. Fuck them

[GHOSTUSER 361]

God damn it.

[TexArcher 37508]

Fuck you, Benintendi.  Both pitches you didn't like were strikes.

[perfectchaos007 6596]

New ballgame. Our pen v theirs 

[henrygandorf 29174]

bullshit strike 3 call but i'll take it.

dude couldn't find the zone all inning.

they talked about moreland like he was hitting .750 against verlander.  verlander nibbled like he was hitting .750 against him.  fucking .289 and shit.  come the fuck.

[tx 3 putt 76315]

You bring him out in the 6th

time to jump on this bullpen 

[A-Tex Devil 2445]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

God dammit, that should've been blocked.

Off the plate into his chest.  That’s a tough play for any C. 

[Jimbaround 973]

We have one hit, they have two. Makes sense it’s a tie game. Come on bullpen, don’t let us down.

[UDontKnow 10439]

Do you let JV try another inning or let bullpen take over here?

[Tommy Nobis 905]

We’ll fuck the Boston bullpen up. Ain’t skeered

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Damn. Thought JV was gonna go seven at least. 5th inning has been a bitch for him lately.

[tx ind 6997]

Offense needs to go in dry on these shtiheads

[Simon Honeybone 113]

Hinch literally would have micro managed the shit out of that inning last year. This year he is letting his nuts hang even when they are getting stomped. Is it wrong to want middle ground?

[Mo Horn 8807]

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

New ballgame. Our pen v theirs 

I like those odds

[Tommy Nobis 905]

You bring him out in the 6th
time to jump on this bullpen 

Absolutely. JV gets another inning with a quick hook if needed

[FondrenRoad 4378]

Was a ball but I will take it. JV fucked that inning up though. You dont have to paint the corners against guys that won't swing. Throw that shit down the middle and make them hit it. 

[Guest]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Fuck you, Benintendi.  Both pitches you didn't like were strikes.

This.

 

JV threw 40 fucking Balls that inning and sumbeech wants to act like he got hosed.

 

Stop being a bitch, motherfucker.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

 

[Wishbone 4731]

1 minute ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Absolutely. JV gets another inning with a quick hook if needed

This.

[Scraps 13540]

Lol Cora

[Mo Horn 8807]

Wow,  Cora gone

[tx 3 putt 76315]

Cora gone 

[UDontKnow 10439]

Just now, Seasick Sailor said:

 

Hopefully this does not serve to fire up the BoSox.

[alphahorn 1637]

walking the 7,8,9 hitters is the recipe for a bad inning

[TexArcher 37508]

"6 inches or more outside"

What in the absolute fuck are you talking about?

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Rookie move Cora

[TexArcher 37508]

Fucking BITCH

[Scraps 13540]

I actually knew that was coming

[Mo Horn 8807]

Series getting chippy already

[tx 3 putt 76315]

Darling can’t say one good thing about the Astros ?

[TexArcher 37508]

And it's Bregman's fault for standing on top of the plate.

Fuck these announcers, man.

It's like playing an SEC team with Paul Finebaum broadcasting.

[alphahorn 1637]

glad he has that elbow pad

[Wishbone 4731]

Gotta make him pay now.

[Okie State 3788]

Fucking bullshit