2018 Houston Astros Season Thread

[perfectchaos007 6620]

This is beautiful 

[Mo Horn 8812]

Sorry Brandon. I know you are a Longhorn but happy to run you out of the game. 

[Scraps 13559]

Lol text to buddy immediately prior to homer:

Ex longhorn...hopefully we destroy his anus lol

Uhhh anus destroyed

[Guadaloopy 10945]

MOAR!

[henrygandorf 29188]

shit, somebody better wake up reddick.

[henrygandorf 29188]

"the astros, this is a team with very few holes....of course you could say the same about boston."

but you're not, right?  because we're up 7-2 on the road?  you're mentioning it, but you're not actually saying it, even though you could.  just wanna be clear.

[huge 3790]

shit, somebody better wake up reddick.

Gary’s just takin a shit

[mycox 582]

I had a feeling the double robbed on Reddick was going to turn the game around.

Nope

[henrygandorf 29188]

 

[tx 3 putt 76801]

RED Sox better warm up Kimbrel 

[TonyTexas 10501]

Price’ head might explode tomorrow

[tx 3 putt 76801]

3 up / 3 down, end it quick 

[Mo Horn 8812]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

3 up / 3 down, end it quick 

 This right here

[FondrenRoad 4378]

8 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

"the astros, this is a team with very few holes....of course you could say the same about boston."

but you're not, right?  because we're up 7-2 on the road?  you're mentioning it, but you're not actually saying it, even though you could.  just wanna be clear.

7 game series. And we are a road team. Id rather play the whole thing in Fenway actually. 

[Scraps 13559]

3 out til that home field advantage is out the window.

Then you got Price v Cole. Lol.

Come on Boston.

So weak. Just give us that AL pennant


LA/Mil....yall bitches done too. No one is winning 7 game series against us. Next 2 weeks are gonna be the easiest 2 weeks ever. Too bad I'm now gonna have to spend a shit ton on back to back gear.

[henrygandorf 29188]

man how did xander not go there?

[TexArcher 37748]

Can't remember the last time I saw 7 runs on 4 hits.

[Guadaloopy 10945]

Just now, henrygandorf said:

man how did xander not go there?

Looked gone off the bat.  Great play by Marwin. 

[Scraps 13559]

7 game series. And we are a road team. Id rather play the whole thing in Fenway actually. 

Dude if you havent noticed we fuck bitches at home in the playoffs. 1 loss in the past 2 years. It don't make a shit cause we have the best team in the world

[tx 3 putt 76801]

One down !

[alphahorn 1637]

they're going to have beer thrown on them if not worse

[alphahorn 1637]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

4 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

7 game series. And we are a road team. Id rather play the whole thing in Fenway actually. 

Dude if you havent noticed we fuck bitches at home in the playoffs. 1 loss in the past 2 years. It don't make a shit cause we have the best team in the world

speak truf

[elfenix 34218]

1 left

[Scraps 13559]

ZOMG REDDICK WITH THE BEST PLAY EVERRRRR

[GHOSTUSER 361]

2 down

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Loud out Boston pussies

[tx 3 putt 76801]

Two down !

[alphahorn 1637]

RED Dick is like, dude I hit it 100 feet further than that weak ass shit

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Where the fuck was that one, blue?

[Mo Horn 8812]

Ump fooled again

[elfenix 34218]

Astros win!

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Fuck yeah, home field is ours!

[GHOSTUSER 361]

Ballgame !!

[Guadaloopy 10945]

Home field advantage. 

[alphahorn 1637]

LOVE THIS TEAM

[tx 3 putt 76801]

Keep racking up W’s !!!!

[TonyTexas 10501]

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Wrap it up! I'll take it! 1-0!

[Rustic Horn 929]

[TexArcher 37748]

Fuck it, let's just go 11-0.

[runthebone 7962]

What's up, Boston. 

[Guadaloopy 10945]

Another postseason W for Verlander.  

[Scraps 13559]

Fuck it, let's just go 11-0.

It could happen

[staboner 4969]

fucking win

fuck yes

long day assholes. yall  be good now

[Gut Wagon 8058]

Another great Saturday. Whack those guys again tomorrow night and then get ready for the kill shot. 

[alphahorn 1637]

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Fuck it, let's just go 11-0.

subscribed

[tx 3 putt 76801]

Most Important game of the season is tomorrow night !!!!

[FondrenRoad 4378]

If Luhnow picked a different woman for me, I would divorce my wife and marry her right now. And my wife is awesome, but Luhnow just can't be wrong. 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

7 more to go

[Mez2 4023]

I wreck I-45, I wreck two Screw tapes
I'm 3 wheelin, poppin trunk, goin down Fuqua

#HTownPride