2018 Houston Astros Season Thread

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Big mistake. fuck. Need a K

[tx 3 putt 76958]

Fuuuuck

[WBT 20572]

It's not a rare blunder.  All of our catchers have sucked at actually catching the ball going back to Castro

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Blaming Machete for LMJ throwing balls in the dirt? lol

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Huge. Now fucking finish it

[Guadaloopy 10971]

Sit down.

[WBT 20572]

Nasty pitch for the k

[TexArcher 37774]

Man that's a big K.

One more, Lance.  Come on, man.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Unreal

[WBT 20572]

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

It's not a rare blunder.  All of our catchers have sucked at actually catching the ball going back to Castro

 

[clapclapclap 9000]

Pathetic.

[Mo Horn 8842]

FUCK

[UDontKnow 10445]

Utterly retarded.

[Mack Tripper 696]

Brutal

[Guadaloopy 10971]

2 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Blaming Machete for LMJ throwing balls in the dirt? lol

That's part of the repertoire.  Machete knows it's coming.  He played it lazy.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

1st to home on passed balls

[cabowabo 4484]

Great job fuckstick. 

[runthebone 7982]

What a shit run to give up.  Cunt fuck shit damn. 

[Lat22 4014]

Jesus Christ Maldonado. 

[WBT 20572]

Pulling him in the middle of an ab?  WTF?

[Simon Honeybone 113]

David Price's first postseason win in 11 fucking starts. What a massive pile of dipshits....

[Tommy Nobis 905]

I don’t like the strategy of just letting LMJ throw curve after curve. Mix it up for fucks sake. Stupid

[Gut Wagon 8071]

Butchered by Machete

[Johnny Sack 8397]

Maldonado sucks at catching the ball.  I’ve seen enough of him. He’s Gary Sanchez bad at it.  He can throw people out every 4th game or so when someone tries to steal. 

[Telegraph_it 3357]

This exactly. I’m pissed because it was fucking price. 

[Guadaloopy 10971]

Some of y'all need to quit watching baseball.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Just now, Simon Honeybone said:

David Price's first postseason win in 11 fucking starts. What a massive pile of dipshits....

First, fuck that. we still got this. Second, Price didn't qualify for the win.

[WBT 20572]

5 minutes ago, WBT said:

It's not a rare blunder.  All of our catchers have sucked at actually catching the ball going back to Castro

I think a big cause is the way they teach them to not move to frame and try to steal calls.  But on balls that aren't even close they need to fucking move and block the damn ball

[UDontKnow 10445]

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

I don’t like the strategy of just letting LMJ throw curve after curve. Mix it up for fucks sake. Stupid

It only works on Helobious's team.

[Mo Horn 8842]

Just now, Simon Honeybone said:

David Price's first postseason win in 11 fucking starts. What a massive pile of dipshits....

Team might win, but he came out before 5 so not the pitcher of record. 

[huge 3793]

Seemed to work against the Yankees last year.

But that last one was just a whiff by the reigning GG catcher.

Brutal is right

[runthebone 7982]

1 minute ago, Simon Honeybone said:

David Price's first postseason win in 11 fucking starts. What a massive pile of dipshits....

Shut the fuck up

[Guadaloopy 10971]

Just now, Seasick Sailor said:

First, fuck that. we still got this. Second, Price didn't qualify for the win.

The cut of your jib.  I like it.

[alphahorn 1637]

2 minutes ago, Simon Honeybone said:

David Price's first postseason win in 11 fucking starts. What a massive pile of dipshits....

you should find another sport to watch

[TexArcher 37774]

First of all, we put up with Machete's Little League bat for his defense.

Secondly, how many fucking breaking balls do you have to see bounced before you call for a god damned fastball? That was like 5 in one inning.  Fucking gross.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

David Price's first postseason win in 11 fucking starts. What a massive pile of dipshits....

We can tell you know nothing about baseball. He’s not eligible for the win dipshit.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Why James here?

[Johnny Sack 8397]

I’ve not seen Maldonado catch the ball worth a shit yet.  

[UDontKnow 10445]

Just now, Seasick Sailor said:

Why James here?

Dunno, but we walked another Red Sox. Ugh.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

Just now, Seasick Sailor said:

Why James here?

Why not?

[David Dennison 18860]

1 minute ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Why James here?

See if he can handle it.

[WBT 20572]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

First of all, we put up with Machete's Little League bat for his defense.

Secondly, how many fucking breaking balls do you have to see bounced before you call for a god damned fastball? That was like 5 in one inning.  Fucking gross.

Why?  They can't touch them.  Benintendi and Martinez both struck out.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Enough with the bounce passes to Passedballnado.

Edited October 15, 2018 by clapclapclap

[Mo Horn 8842]

Just now, Seasick Sailor said:

Why James here?

Good time to get him some playoff experience. 

[Ldogg53 514]

Pitching and defense. Not so hot tonight.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19101]

These announcers suck.

[TexArcher 37774]

Just now, WBT said:

Why?  They can't touch them.  Benintendi and Martinez both struck out.

And they scored a runner from first without putting a ball in play.

[Mack Tripper 696]

Maldonado sucks at catching the ball.  I’ve seen enough of him. He’s Gary Sanchez bad at it.  He can throw people out every 4th game or so when someone tries to steal. 

Hot take. He had 3 PBs in 40 games with the Astros.

[alphahorn 1637]

2 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Why James here?

probably a test, we're down 2, Hinch wants to see if his roster worthy for the Series

[Jimbaround 975]

Pitching and defense. Not so hot tonight.

Yeah, we have not played a very clean game. Just messy from the get go.