2018 Houston Astros Season Thread

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Just now, Mack Tripper said:

Hot take. He had 3 PBs in 40 games with the Astros.

44 if you count the playoffs

[Simon Honeybone 113]

2 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

We can tell you know nothing about baseball. He’s not eligible for the win dipshit.

Motherfucker his teams are 1-10 in his 11 starts that you give a fuck about the baseball win stat rules proves you are the dipshit

[Tommy Nobis 905]

I’m all for getting James work. He didn’t get shit in the sweep of Cleveland.

[Ldogg53 514]

Seems like not much energy tonight. Hope we can flip that switch here.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Who the fuck is SimonHoneyBitch? Never heard of her.

[Guadaloopy 10757]

They needed more.  Here come the Astros in the late innings.  Time to crush dreams.

[alphahorn 1637]

OK, I think the 8th has been our highest scoring inning this season.  Let's score a bunch.  We need an unlikely hero

[Mo Horn 8680]

2 minutes ago, Simon Honeybone said:

Motherfucker his teams are 1-10 in his 11 starts that you give a fuck about the baseball win stat rules proves you are the dipshit

  baseball win stat rules? WTF 

[Mack Tripper 691]

Mez is gonna bang some maze before the night is over.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

need a spark from the spark plug 

[Jimbaround 971]

They needed more.  Here come the Astros in the late innings.  Time to crush dreams.

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[TexArcher 36905]

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG FUCK

[Mo Horn 8680]

Like the fact they are using a starter

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

They needed more.  Here come the Astros in the late innings.  Time to crush dreams.

 

1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

OK, I think the 8th has been our highest scoring inning this season.  Let's score a bunch.  We need an unlikely hero

 

Just now, Mack Tripper said:

Mez is gonna bang some maze before the night is over.

I support all of this

[UDontKnow 10439]

Like the fire from Tony Kemp.

[WBT 20132]

we sure that's foul?  That angle's all fucked up

[Mo Horn 8680]

Just now, WBT said:

we sure that's foul?  That angle's all fucked up

If it wasn't it would have hit the pole/screen

[Mack Tripper 691]

“Almost a hit by pitch.” Ya think???

[cabowabo 4381]

Baseball gods not being kind tonight. 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 18303]

“Almost a hit by pitch.” Ya think???

Like I said, terrible.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Just now, cabowabo said:

Baseball gods not being kind tonight. 

Night's not over

[tx 3 putt 74771]

COme on kemp 

[Mo Horn 8680]

Game of inches all night

[Scraps 13461]

Kemp with a nice AB regardless the outcome here

[tx 3 putt 74771]

Damn, we need baserunners 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Not great

[tx 3 putt 74771]

Fiiuuvk 

[Mack Tripper 691]

Not optimal

[Scraps 13461]

Marwin on the other hand with a horrible AB.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 18303]

Smug motherfuxking Red Sox fans. Ugh. Hate the crowd shots.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Kemp with a nice AB regardless the outcome here

And regardless of the outcome we’ve stole home field yesterday which people here forget. We could still technically end this series in Houston.

[Rip76 4871]

Get em Tuesday-Thursday

[Mo Horn 8680]

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

And regardless of the outcome we’ve stole home field yesterday which people here forget. We could still technically end this series in Houston.

And they have just burned a starter. 

[Mack Tripper 691]

Damn Correa had a pitch

[Rip76 4871]

That ball was hit

[Ldogg53 514]

Get em Tuesday-Thursday

This shit ain’t over yet.

[Scraps 13461]

Lol just a tad out front

[runthebone 7874]

An inning today isn't burning him.  

[WBT 20132]

Just now, Mo Horn said:

And they have just burned a starter. 

Burned him how?  He's still going to start either Tuesday or Wednesday

[PenelopeWitherspoon 18303]

And regardless of the outcome we’ve stole home field yesterday which people here forget. We could still technically end this series in Houston.

I dont think we've forgotten, per se. More like we would love to sweep these guys. Second worst fans in baseball behind the Yankees.

[Guadaloopy 10757]

It's like none of y'all saw Kimbrel on Tuesday.  This isn't over.  

[UDontKnow 10439]

1 minute ago, Tommy Nobis said:

And regardless of the outcome we’ve stole home field yesterday which people here forget. We could still technically end this series in Houston.

Doesn't look like tonight's the night, but much prefer to finish the series in Houston. Hate it when Keuchel is on the mound and what of Charlie Morton? 

[WBT 20132]

We'll have to get to Kimbrel in the 9th.  He looked shaky as fuck last time out against the Yankees.  We'll probably ph with McCann, then Reddick, then the top of the order.

[alphahorn 1637]

Gattis probably pinch hits for Maldo, then Red dick and Springer.  

[tx 3 putt 74771]

3 up / 3 down here, quick 

[UDontKnow 10439]

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

2 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

And regardless of the outcome we’ve stole home field yesterday which people here forget. We could still technically end this series in Houston.

I dont think we've forgotten, per se. More like we would love to sweep these guys. Second worst fans in baseball behind the Yankees.

Where do Arlington's fans fall in the ranking of worst fans in baseball?

[Scraps 13461]

While i can't really bitch about Bregman getting on base 100 times by walks...we really need him to start pounding the ball. Or trade him

[Okie State 3687]

And they have just burned a starter. 

And Sale is in the hospital shitting his insides out.

[tx 3 putt 74771]

Just now, Scraps said:

While i can't really bitch about Bregman getting on base 100 times by walks...we really need him to start pounding the ball. Or trade him

Trade value slipped some this game 

[alphahorn 1637]

Just now, Scraps said:

While i can't really bitch about Bregman getting on base 100 times by walks...we really need him to start pounding the ball. Or trade him

they just don't have any incentive to pitch to him right now