2018 Houston Astros Season Thread

[housious 468]

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Fuck, Correa.  

Yep. That extra run is huge. What a dumb shot play.

[Simon Honeybone 113]

Just now, Zavala said:

Yeah we really should have more devastating hurricanes so the "baseball Gods" are on our side.

Do you suck dicks?

Are you a peter puffer?

I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

[clapclapclap 9000]

Allen Edmonds chose poorly.

[thetruth 149]

The only team I can count on are the Houston Astros. Ride or die my dudes. 

[Dutchrudder 11136]

Yeah, home field advantage tonight, need to get some hits early and drive with the momentum. It ain't over till it's over.

[Simon Honeybone 113]

Haha the meth smoking peter puffer brought the negrep.

 

Hahahahahhahahahahhahahah

[henrygandorf 29189]

"the red sox have scored in every inning but two.  and the astros have scored in 4 of 6."

so...every inning but two?  i'm not usually that guy, but come on.

[TexArcher 37771]

We're so due for some runs off of Brasier.  Come on now.

[A-Tex Devil 2446]

The frustrating thing is after the Atuve robbery tonight and all of last night we are hitting and pitching scared.  Taking 2-0 strikes on offense, afraid of contact in pitching.  Just fucking play. 

 

And fuck Joe West.  There is no way under the written rule you make that call from the field.  Let it be a HR and review it.  Fuck him. He should be banned from the rest of the series.  

[UDontKnow 10442]

Perfect opportunity to light up Brazer. Red Sox are gonna test his limits.

[Okie State 3816]

Do we not have crowd source banning on this site?

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19100]

Haha the meth smoking peter puffer brought the negrep.
 
Hahahahahhahahahahhahahah

Go fuck yourself.

[formermav43 4606]

2 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

Not in this series. 

Dude, they’ve shown otherwise in this game. If they were defined by “no heart,” they could have packed it in at 2-0 with a HR getting taken away.

They may lose tonight. They may lose the series. They certainly aren’t playing up to their potential right now. But accusing them of having no heart-as if that’s what made Correa miss 2nd, for example-is just lazy. And wrong.

[Simon Honeybone 113]

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Go fuck yourself.

Peter puffer!

[kevwun 15770]

2 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

This team doesn’t have the testinal fortitude to repeat. Regroup for next year.

MLB will get their wish for a west coast east coast World Series.

Injuries to 4 key players much more so than heart or fortitude.

 

[utxmike05 1828]

Just now, thetruth said:

The only team I can count on are the Houston Astros. Ride or die my dudes. 

Since Game 3 I keep telling my dad and thinking “don’t worry our batters are pissed and will explode”.  Just can’t string together a big inning.  

[TexArcher 37771]

Hasn't thrown a strike yet.  Don't chase.

[FondrenRoad 4378]

1 minute ago, A-Tex Devil said:

The frustrating thing is after the Atuve robbery tonight and all of last night we are hitting and pitching scared.  Taking 2-0 strikes on offense, afraid of contact in pitching.  Just fucking play. 

 

And fuck Joe West.  There is no way under the written rule you make that call from the field.  Let it be a HR and review it.  Fuck him. He should be banned from the rest of the series.  

Yeah. How often is interference called on the field?  Isnt it always a replay call?

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Hasn't thrown a strike yet.  Don't chase.

This

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19100]

Peter puffer!

Is this shitbrick gone now?

[Guadaloopy 10960]

Seen plenty of this dude.  Time to light him up now.

[WBT 20561]

Swung at ball 4

[housious 468]

Swung at ball four twice already

[TexArcher 37771]

God dammit.  5 balls in a row.

[At Ease 44]

This is a walk on their end.

[Carlos Ramirez 5]

Let’s go Astros

[Zavala 1384]

Just now, FondrenRoad said:

Yeah. How often is interference called on the field?  Isnt it always a replay call?

Depends on the teams involved and storyline. Astros got hosed by these dipshits. Should've known this was coming with the hundreds of "Astros cheat" articles that just came out too.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Nice. 

[TexArcher 37771]

Oh shit, that'll do!

[WBT 20561]

Little bingo.  Another leadoff baserunner, let's go.

[Guadaloopy 10960]

We'll take it!

[Victor Lazlo 1776]

Don’t forget that we’ve done this before.

Let it play out before burying our guys

 

[Mez2 4023]

Alligator blood

[Simon Honeybone 113]

2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Is this shitbrick gone now?

 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

We better fuck up this limp dick sideways neck pussy

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Hasn't thrown a strike this inning 

[Guadaloopy 10960]

Not really giving anyone a reason to swing.  Be patient.

[housious 468]

Shit, this is the playoffs. Take that to the head and get on base 

[TexArcher 37771]

Brasier's coming apart.  Can't find the zone at all.  Be patient.

[Planet Houston 4930]

8 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

This team doesn’t have the testinal fortitude to repeat. Regroup for next year.

MLB will get their wish for a west coast east coast World Series.

You’re a little bitch

[WBT 20561]

C'mon Yuli, wear one.  Lord knows they would

[housious 468]

Just now, housious said:

Shit, this is the playoffs. Take that to the head and get on base 

That’s two easy hbp this at bat already

[UTEX_ME 4762]

terrible 

[Planet Houston 4930]

I’m still so fucking livid at Joe West. What a fucking joke. 

[WBT 20561]

WTF, that was way high

[cabowabo 4484]

Fuck these umps.

[UTEX_ME 4762]

gonna waste this baserunner again

[Guadaloopy 10960]

You can't make that call on strike one when he hasn't been around the plate.

[FondrenRoad 4378]

Just now, WBT said:

C'mon Yuli, wear one.  Lord knows they would

Yeah but they are taking them in a foot. Yuli would have to take one in the face. 

[UTEX_ME 4762]

omg shut the fuck up. Blaming the astros for not helping him.