2018 Houston Astros Season Thread

[Mez2 4041]

So many free bases

[housious 468]

So now it would be nice to have Maldonado back. Ha

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19279]

Cora got tossed for defending balls and strikes
Hinch barely protests getting fucked in the ass by MLB not following their own goddamn rules.
I sure hope those of you who have boofed and queefeed that man's jizz are happy.
 

Can this dickhole be banned already?

[clapclapclap 9000]

Baseball is a game of Hinches.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19279]

Fuck.

[cabowabo 4645]

Another pass ball turns into a run.

[perfectchaos007 6766]

Of course

[housious 468]

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Walk Martinez now.

Yeah. This times a million

[Colonel Sanders 1392]

Zero clutch pitching

[theaveragejon 1104]

Fuck our pen

[runthebone 8322]

That wild pitch fucked us.  Again.  We deserve to lose.  

 

Fucking should have pulled McCullers.  

 

 

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Sickening 

[YChang 3531]

Mmmm....

[Gut Wagon 8214]

Boston has a fine team. So do we, but we just aren’t making enough clutch plays so far. Rally time, fellas. 

[Simon Honeybone 113]

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

I would pull LMJ now. 

I would suck less dicks if I were you

[runthebone 8322]

2-0 again.  What is Hinch waiting for

[Simon Honeybone 113]

Just now, runthebone said:

2-0 again.  What is Hinch waiting for

Suck less dicks

[clapclapclap 9000]

LMJ continues to be all over the place, and Hinch just sits there.

[cabowabo 4645]

Cora got tossed for defending balls and strikes
Hinch barely protests getting fucked in the ass by MLB not following their own goddamn rules.
I sure hope those of you who have boofed and queefeed that man's jizz are happy.
 

We're not losing because of the umps. We're losing because we can't get big hits and we have sucked dick defensively in this game.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19279]

I’m clutch. Wrapping up second bottle of wine.

[runthebone 8322]

Just now, Simon Honeybone said:

I would suck less dicks if I were you

You can't suck negative dicks.   

 

Also, I hope your hands get cut off so you can never post again.  

[Dog Zazz 23]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

4 minutes ago, Simon Honeybone said:

Cora got tossed for defending balls and strikes
Hinch barely protests getting fucked in the ass by MLB not following their own goddamn rules.
I sure hope those of you who have boofed and queefeed that man's jizz are happy.
 

We're not losing because of the umps. We're losing because we can't get big hits and we have sucked dick defensively in this game.

Sprinkle in a little Hinch and I’m with you.

[FondrenRoad 4378]

Just now, cabowabo said:

3 minutes ago, Simon Honeybone said:

Cora got tossed for defending balls and strikes
Hinch barely protests getting fucked in the ass by MLB not following their own goddamn rules.
I sure hope those of you who have boofed and queefeed that man's jizz are happy.
 

We're not losing because of the umps. We're losing because we can't get big hits and we have sucked dick defensively in this game.

That depends on whether we get 1 more run or not.  We lose this game by 1 or 2 and its 100% on the umps. And even if we lose by more, that bad call has changed the way we have played this game. 

[Simon Honeybone 113]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

4 minutes ago, Simon Honeybone said:

Cora got tossed for defending balls and strikes
Hinch barely protests getting fucked in the ass by MLB not following their own goddamn rules.
I sure hope those of you who have boofed and queefeed that man's jizz are happy.
 

We're not losing because of the umps. We're losing because we can't get big hits and we have sucked dick defensively in this game.

We aren't losing because of the umps we are losing because our manager is garbage

[TexArcher 38816]

We've outhit them and we're down 3.  So frustrating.

[Mez2 4041]

Almost no sense of urgency, do we know it's the alcs and not the rangers in May?

[A-Tex Devil 2492]

Single, walk, single (rbi), hr (3 rbi), hr, single, hr. 

Edited October 18, 2018 by A-Tex Devil

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

 

[Simon Honeybone 113]

Just now, runthebone said:

You can't suck negative dicks.   

 

Also, I hope your hands get cut off so you can never post again.  

Lol you are so beyond pathetic. Bring the negrep then start complaining that the man's jizz doesn't taste good

[Ldogg53 514]

We lose this series because we’ve given up 7-8-8(+?) runs in the last 3 games. Doesn’t matter who we play we don’t win doing that.

Unless we basically shut them down to 2 runs per for the next 3 this one is done.

And frankly all season long this team just hasn’t felt like it had “it” like it did last year. They look defeated. They don’t look confident.

[deech 2381]

Every move that Hinch made last year worked.  I disagreed with some of them, but they all came up aces.  This year,  they just aren't hitting like they did last year.  Some of that is the hand he was dealt in terms of his bullpen going into the off-season and the bat's he had available, but every decision he makes seems to not work out this year.  Credit Boston - great teams punish mistakes from their opponents and every time Houston makes a mistake - they are pouncing.  Still plenty of time though especially with Kimbrel to get this one back in the win column.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Totally stupid 

[elfenix 34658]

Mother fucker

[TexArcher 38816]

God dammit, why?!?!?!

[UTEX_ME 4257]

we are playing so stupid

[mycox 587]

It also doesn't help to have two Gary Sánchez's behind the plate giving up runs.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Lol you dumbass

[cabowabo 4645]

That depends on whether we get 1 more run or not.  We lose this game by 1 or 2 and its 100% on the umps. And even if we lose by more, that bad call has changed the way we have played this game. 

I can count at least three runs we have given them with wild pitches, passed balls, and blown taylor made double plays. And let's now throw in absolutely bone headed baserunning.

 

[runthebone 8322]

Stupid to go for 2.  

 

We are stupid and sloppy and deserve to lose. 

[WBT 20884]

We gonna fuck up Kimbrel but god that was stupid

[Dog Zazz 23]

Stupid

 

[Lat22 4070]

Another bonehead absolute killer. 

[Planet Houston 4949]

Fuck, Mookie is great. 

But TK, you’ve played with him your whole life. WHY. 

[Dog Zazz 23]

Momentum gone, dumb fucks.

[TonyTexas 10683]

That was a bullet from Mookie

[Guadaloopy 11129]

That was all Betts.  Hell of a play.  Not the smartest send when down three.

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

I like the effort Tony. Bad result.

The idiots in the Crawford boxes mocking Kimbrel need to freaking stop.

[Mez2 4041]

Maybe TK thought you could score a 3 run double

[UTEX_ME 4257]

should have 2 on no outs. 

[runthebone 8322]

Kemp, you dumb cunt.