2018 Houston Astros Season Thread

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19100]

Fuck you, Devers.

[TexArcher 37774]

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Not having the real Jose has made this hard. I keep expecting him to bust out on a monster run, but clearly he’s not right. And we all know Correa isn't.

Correa has 3 hits and 2 RBI tonight.  He's back.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Starting pitching fucked us outside of JV

[Victor Lazlo 1776]

No, we needed baserunners. Got to keep the line moving when down 3. 

Dont need to be a hero. 

[Ldogg53 514]

Starting pitching fucked us outside of JV

DK gave up 2 runs. He didn’t fuck us.

[UDontKnow 10444]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Correa has 3 hits and 2 RBI tonight.  He's back.

2 defensive errors this series though.

[UTEX_ME 4762]

pitching is just fucking atrocious 

[WBT 20561]

2 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Starting pitching fucked us outside of JV

But to make up for it the bullpen has sucked.  Boston has put some good abs together though.

Edited October 18, 2018 by WBT

[maninblack 7974]

Unfortunately we have to be perfect in this series to overcome the umpire crew. Just not happening.

[Honeysucklerose 987]

No, we needed baserunners. Got to keep the line moving when down 3. 
Dont need to be a hero. 

We hit into more double plays than anyone in the game this year. Trying for two on that is 100% the right move. It just didn't go our way.

[Ldogg53 514]

Before the series if you told me we’d score 7-5-2-6 runs in the first 4 games I’d say at worst we are 2-2 most likely 3-1.

This sucks ass.

[clapclapclap 9000]

5 minutes ago, Dog Zazz said:

Too many mistakes by Hinch and the players, frustrating. 

Yep, these last 3 games have been a nearly total team meltdown, plenty of blame to go around.

Edited October 18, 2018 by clapclapclap
Hopefully I just jinxed us into a win tonight.

[thetruth 149]

Astros get to bat at the bottom of 9 boys. Don't forget. 

[Victor Lazlo 1776]

I have to admit that I never imagined that we’d have Sipp pitching in the 9th inning of a game we had to win. 

[WBT 20561]

throw strikes

[perfectchaos007 6634]

Where’s Rondon?

[Guadaloopy 10960]

1 minute ago, thetruth said:

Astros get to bat at the bottom of 9 boys. Don't forget. 

Sipp gotta throw strikes first.

Edited October 18, 2018 by Guadaloopy

[cabowabo 4484]

Great job Sipp.

[A-Tex Devil 2446]

Have we always walked a lot of batters? I get the Red Sox are patient but geez. 

[Mo Horn 8832]

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Boston is doing what we did last year. They are making plays.

When you get to this point and with the two best teams in the game it's all a matter of inches and/or one pitch. Last year they went our way. This year it's going their's. That's why teams just don't repeat. 

[Guadaloopy 10960]

McHugh gonna shut it down and get the win.

[WBT 20561]

1 minute ago, Ldogg53 said:

Before the series if you told me we’d score 7-5-2-6 runs in the first 4 games I’d say at worst we are 2-2 most likely 3-1.

This sucks ass.

For sure.  With our pitching staff we should be winning any time we score 5.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

DK gave up 2 runs. He didn’t fuck us.

Oh, he just put us in a 2-0 hole. Been his MO all year. GTFO

[tx 3 putt 76905]

7 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Boston is doing what we did last year. They are making plays.

This 

[elfenix 34230]

pitching has decided to suck rotting infected asshole

[Ldogg53 514]

Have we always walked a lot of batters? I get the Red Sox are patient but geez. 

No. But I haven’t liked our approach. Not being aggressive enough in my opinion.

[Victor Lazlo 1776]

2 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

 

We hit into more double plays than anyone in the game this year. Trying for two on that is 100% the right move. It just didn't go our way.

 

We’ll agree to disagree. 

Outs are precious at this point. You don’t go unless you are sure to make it. 

And you can’t assume we’ll hit into a double play. 

[Guadaloopy 10960]

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

Oh, he just put us in a 2-0 hole. Been his MO all year. GTFO

And then locked it down.  Offense failed to shorten up against Eovaldi.

[A-Tex Devil 2446]

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

Oh, he just put us in a 2-0 hole. Been his MO all year. GTFO

On one nice hit and two weak ground balls that went through holes in the defense.  It’s not like they hit the balm hard on him. This is tired. We pulled Dallas an inning too soon. 

[tx 3 putt 76905]

Why are all Red Sox games so long ?

[Guadaloopy 10960]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Why are all Red Sox games so long ?

They score a lot?

[Pimphand 5735]

This is seriously the most pathetic fucking read/thread in the history of Longhorn message boards.

Alex Cora was willing to defend his team to the point that he ran out and defended his player arguing balls and strikes and got ejected for being a dumbass.

Meanwhile the Astros have the Clayton Williams lay down and enjoy getting raped manager who didn't really protest despite getting raped.

In summation:

Clayton Williams = While Getting Raped Enjoy It = Texas A&M

AJ Hinch = I'm getting Raped So I will enjoy it = Texas A&M

QED

Have a good night.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

On one nice hit and two weak ground balls that went through holes in the defense.  It’s not like they hit the balm hard on him. This is tired. We pulled Dallas an inning too soon. 

Who gives a fuck how the runs were scored?

Fact is the game was 2-0 after the top of the first and we were fucked. You wanna argue that fact?

[perfectchaos007 6634]

JBJ again 

[Ldogg53 514]

This drunk lady in front of me did more to ruin the game than the Astros did I think.

[UDontKnow 10444]

Where is Brent Strom in all of this?

[WBT 20561]

10 minutes ago, Ldogg53 said:

DK gave up 2 runs. He didn’t fuck us.

Yeah, he was good.  If anything AJ pulled him an inning too early.

[elfenix 34230]

holy fuck reddick!

[Honeysucklerose 987]

Thanks Reddick

[TexArcher 37774]

Wow, Reddick!

 

[WBT 20561]

woooooooooo

[runthebone 7969]

Wooooo

[Guadaloopy 10960]

Wow.  What a play.  Had to have it.

[UDontKnow 10444]

Reddick saved our bacon there.

[VivaNaranja 466]

Got damn Red Dick!

[Planet Houston 4930]

Wow, great play by Josh. 

Let’s make it matter. 

[thetruth 149]

OK boys. This is where we put the bat on the ball. 

[perfectchaos007 6634]

Great Defense!

Edited October 18, 2018 by perfectchaos007

[A-Tex Devil 2446]

4 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Who gives a fuck how the runs were scored?

Fact is the game was 2-0 after the top of the first and we were fucked. You wanna argue that fact?

Yeah. You don’t get baseball. We get out of the 8th last night but for a lucky half bunt hit.  Those weren’t bad pitches. It was bad luck. That evens out over 162 games. It doesn’t in the playoffs. But no one was hitting it hard off Keuchel last night. 

Edited October 18, 2018 by A-Tex Devil

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19100]

No question about that.