2018 Houston Astros Season Thread

[Mez2 4024]

Alright. Time to not suck

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

She's a goddamn angel.

[Horny Bull 2760]

There goes the bat

[DaysOff 7958]

Looked like Carlos checked that

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

So many Ks

[Jshep34 2318]

His picture is now in team store in right field.


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[Gut Wagon 8083]

Making this guy look like Bob Gibson. Come on....

[DaysOff 7958]

Man the #100losses weren't that long ago

[Guest ¡Pinche Pendejos!]

This team sucks at offense

[DaysOff 7958]

Were gonna have to score on a little league popup in extras.

[Mez2 4024]

Alright, come the fuck on Fisher

[Mez2 4024]

What a fuck bitch

[DaysOff 7958]

Cock n balls

[DoobieWah 1448]

Nope

[ImGolfn 77]

Can we just bring Tucker back up??   I'm over Fisher 

[UTexasFight 9507]

This has to be up there for longest 0-0 game after 4 innings

[Mez2 4024]

This umps zone is fucking brutal

[Mez2 4024]

If they're gonna keep pitching away here, I send bregman on a hit and run

[Mez2 4024]

I got half of it right 

[Mez2 4024]

What a cluster fuck of a game

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

3 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

This umps zone is fucking brutal

He's concussed.

[thetruth 149]

fucking stupid ass fuck of a game 

[Jshep34 2318]

Hopefully this weather is to blame for the dead bats. The strikeouts are starting to get alarmingly like 2015

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

Verlander does not suck.

[thetruth 149]

4 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Hopefully this weather is to blame for the dead bats. The strikeouts are starting to get alarmingly like 2015

That black hole of Davis, Marisnick, Fisher certainly hasn't helped things. Guys need to start pulling their weight. 

[Hook'Em0608 96]

7 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Hopefully this weather is to blame for the dead bats. The strikeouts are starting to get alarmingly like 2015

I mean, we did start 6 guy hitting under .200. I haven't seen so many guys slumping at once in a good while from this team. Some poor team is gonna pay the price when they break out. 

Edited April 10, 2018 by Hook'Em0608

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

Here we go. MVP (2) needs to get moved over.

[Mez2 4024]

What a piece of shit at bat, marwin

[Mez2 4024]

So fucking frustrating and watch us not score

[Mez2 4024]

Oh great JD Davis is up!

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

I'm going to go watch WS Game 7 highlights during commercials.

[DaysOff 7958]

Praise Jesus

[ERhine 1894]

Pow.

[Mez2 4024]

3 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

So fucking frustrating and watch us not score

Reverse jinx!

[elfenix 34328]

davis!

[cabowabo 4491]

Oh great JD Davis is up!

Mande?

[Gut Wagon 8083]

It’s an Easter miracle!!!!!!

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

That'll do. That'll do.

 

[Rustic Horn 929]

JD!!

[Horny Bull 2760]

4 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Oh great JD Davis is up!

You apologize right now.

[thetruth 149]

Holy fucking shit. JD did something positive! (Also, terrible fielding there LF'er. )

[UTexasFight 9507]

That’ll do it.
Twins can go ahead and hit the clubhouse if they want

[Mez2 4024]

I don't think I've ever seen an outfielder get eaten up by a single

[pwinger 35]

You guys were saying?

[Gut Wagon 8083]

However it happened, if happened. I’m not going to overanalyze it. Now praying for a shutout. 

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

Now he gets a hit!

[Mez2 4024]

Ballgame will be decided this inning

[Horny Bull 2760]

This is less than ideal.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

huge

[Horny Bull 2760]

Big time