2018 Houston Astros Season Thread

[Mo Horn 8900]

17 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Need to walk this off. Game has a Giles meltdown vibe to it. 

Now walk it off

[Hook'Em0608 96]

Damn, Altuve was on the 1B line for that one lol

[DoobieWah 1477]

C'mon George.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Walk it off George

[Horny Bull 2766]

Dammit

[Mo Horn 8900]

Thought he got it

[clapclapclap 9000]

Peacock is not going to wear the robe tonight.

[Hook'Em0608 96]

Well, I'm at least encouraged it seems George is seeing the ball again. He would have struck out on those sliders a week ago. Just missed walking it off there. 

[maninblack 7975]

Bannister looked like he was going to give him tongue

[Mo Horn 8900]

Walks are no bueno

[perfectchaos007 6728]

uh oh

[TexArcher 38449]

God dammit, come on.

[Mo Horn 8900]

Bullpen not good today 

[Mo Horn 8900]

Shit 

[elfenix 34400]

what the ever living fuck is going on

[perfectchaos007 6728]

That'll probably do it

[Hook'Em0608 96]

Bregman, Tuve, and Correa will get it done. 

[maninblack 7975]

Fucking motherfuckers

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Time for our lineup to earn their pay check. We should score at least 1 with the meat of the order coming up.

[Mo Horn 8900]

3 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

That'll probably do it

 

Just now, Hook'Em0608 said:

Bregman, Tuve, and Correa will get it done. 

Schizophrenic Surly is schizophrenic

[perfectchaos007 6728]

Just now, Mo Horn said:

 

Schizophrenic Surly is schizophrenic

I hope I'm wrong!!

[Hook'Em0608 96]

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

 

Schizophrenic Surly is schizophrenic

I can't bet against these guys after last year. 

[Lat22 4053]

The woo shit is the worst thing to ever befall the Astros. 

[HtownHorn 14996]

Altuve Correa walk-off would be welcomed.

Edited April 14, 2018 by HtownHorn

[Lechuza 31]

Walk this bitch off. 

[TonyTexas 10592]

The woo shit is the worst thing to ever befall the Astros. 

WOOOOOOOO!

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

He's pretty good

[Mo Horn 8900]

Really? 

[maninblack 7975]

Horseshit 2nd strike call

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

 

[Lat22 4053]

One time Josh. 

[Mo Horn 8900]

Definitely a game that falls into the "this was a win that they found a way to lose" category.  Something they've avoided lately.  Just a bad loss all the way around. 

[Hook'Em0608 96]

Ump was ready to go home obviously. 

[maninblack 7975]

Cocksucking fuxj

[perfectchaos007 6728]

Rubber game tomorrow

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Fuck

[Lat22 4053]

This one stings. 

[Simon Honeybone 113]

This team is going to fuck around and miss the playoffs.

[Mo Horn 8900]

Just now, Simon Honeybone said:

This team is going to fuck around and miss the playoffs.

Go away

[Horny Bull 2766]

I don’t like losing to AAA teams

[Mez2 4037]

I don't mind losing, but do mind giving games away

 

 

[closetojumping 63710]

5 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Disagree

I love today’s lineup. feel this is our best we can send out out there right now.

 

Agree with the comment above about Yuli.

 

Gattis will have a big hit today

 

They all choked except for Evan Gattis. I can't accuse him of choking because he failed to show up. We're a year+ into watching a guy who's past his peak and gasping for air. Some guys fade really fast and he looks like one. I'd rather see Tyler White getting his reps, sorry. 

[David Dennison 19149]

4 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

I don't mind losing, but do mind giving games away

 

 

It happens. Happened more times than I care to remember last season.

Beyond that, this team has some hitting issues at the moment. Gattis is a black hole and no one seems to be super confident at the plate right now. 

[DaysOff 8042]

Kind of suck and on pace for 108 wins.

[David Dennison 19149]

12 minutes ago, Simon Honeybone said:

This team is going to fuck around and miss the playoffs.

Care to guess what their record was through 15 last season?

Oh, look, it was 10-5.

Relax.

[HtownHorn 14996]

14 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Care to guess what their record was through 15 last season?

Oh, look, it was 10-5.

Relax.

8 of our 9 wins are against teams that are 13-28. It's not time to panic, but the Astros have played bad baseball all month and that record is mainly based on what has been a dominant starting rotation.

Edited April 15, 2018 by HtownHorn

[David Dennison 19149]

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

8 of our 9 wins are against teams that are 13-28. It's not time to panic, but the Astros have played bad baseball all month and that record is mainly based on what has been a dominant starting rotation.

You should see how the last two teams we faced last season are doing.

 

[Mez2 4037]

Maybe this is *our* hangover?

[Simon Honeybone 113]

13 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Go away

Is daddy's little girl upset?

 

20 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Kind of suck and on pace for 108 wins.

The Astros are 1-2 against teams that don't suck.  They are 9-3 against the dregs of the MLB.  You don't get to play 130 games against the dregs of the MLB unfortunately...

[David Dennison 19149]

Just now, Simon Honeybone said:

Is daddy's little girl upset?

 

The Astros are 1-2 against teams that don't suck.  They are 9-3 against the dregs of the MLB.  You don't get to play 130 games against the dregs of the MLB unfortunately...

You won't know where this team really is until they've played at least 50 games.