2018 Houston Astros Season Thread

[Tailleur17 361]

Lulz. Just incredibly unlucky at this point.

[elguapo 4586]

Hitting a lot of balls hard tonight just not in the right spots. Need to get Jake out of the lineup and use him as a late D sub.

[Pablo 494]

6 minutes ago, elguapo said:

Hitting a lot of balls hard tonight just not in the right spots. Need to get Jake out of the lineup and use him as a late D sub.

soooo much this

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

McCannonball!!!!!!!!!

[Horny Bull 2760]

McCann can

[elguapo 4586]

Fucking finally!

[cabowabo 4487]

Gracias Dios. 

[thetruth 149]

McCann  you beautiful bastard! 

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

McCann cann!!!

[WBT 20607]

McDid!  They better break us up

[softlynow 1816]

Jake's going to K bunting, isn't he?

[Honeysucklerose 990]

[RegularSizedRudy 36]

Am I just really high, or did McCann just hit a go ahead home run? I’m starting to question if this is real life or not...

[Horny Bull 2760]

Marisnick is lost

[HtownHorn 14721]

3 minutes ago, Horny Bull said:

Marisnick is lost

Yep, or he's not good. Probably both. It's sad that Hinch keeps sending him up there at this point.

 

23 Ks in 44 PAs in the very definition of awful.

[huge 3793]

Ok follow me here for a second.  

 

If the season were a nine inning game today would represent about the first inning. Season wise. 

 

Say we win this game. 

That would mean we are on pace for 99 wins. 

Keep going 11-7. And the sky keeps falling. But maybe that will be good enough. 

Would win my season over bet anyway. 

 

Also our starting pitching is putrid filthy. 

[Gut Wagon 8083]

More runs, please. 

[elguapo 4586]

LMJ dealing tonight. Really like the way he’s using the chageup.

[Tailleur17 361]

Yep, or he's not good. Probably both. It's sad that Hinch keeps sending him up there at this point.
 
23 Ks in 44 PAs in the very definition of awful.

He definitely needs to ride some pine for a bit.

[Ldogg53 514]

 
Also our starting pitching is putrid filthy. 

All kinds of this. Stay healthy and keep dealing. This rotation is sick.

[HtownHorn 14721]

14 minutes ago, huge said:

Ok follow me here for a second.  

 

If the season were a nine inning game today would represent about the first inning. Season wise. 

 

Say we win this game. 

That would mean we are on pace for 99 wins. 

Keep going 11-7. And the sky keeps falling. But maybe that will be good enough. 

Would win my season over bet anyway. 

 

Also our starting pitching is putrid filthy. 

The only reason this team is close to 11-7 is the starting pitching right now. 3 of our starters have a recent history of missing 5-8+ starts a season. We may the depth, but the doesn't excuse the offense looking like a bunch of Singletons and Reeds at this point in time.

[elguapo 4586]

Filthy

[Pablo 494]

nice work, LMJ

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

Can’t ask for a better start from Lance. 

[Tailleur17 361]

Damnnnnnnn

[Horny Bull 2760]

Fantastic outing for Lance if he's done

[YChang 3452]

Very nice bounce back performance from LMJ. Hope this gets him on a nice streak.


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[thetruth 149]

Lance has been disgusting. They have one fucking hit. 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

 

 

[Gourmand 7774]

crap!

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

Throw at them tomorrow. 

[YChang 3452]

Ouch... please don’t be serious

[thetruth 149]

Just make contact Jake. Baby steps. 

[elguapo 4586]

Wtf

[Scraps 13562]

Marisnick are you retarded??

[perfectchaos007 6672]

Marisnik just forgot to pull the bat back. 

[YChang 3452]

Jake has gone stupid now at the plate. Good grief

[cabowabo 4487]

Jesus Christ Jake.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

1 minute ago, YChang said:

Jake has gone stupid now at the plate. Good grief

Yep. Needs to sit for awhile. 

Edited April 18, 2018 by Seasick Sailor

[Horny Bull 2760]

That'll do, George

[elguapo 4586]

Jake has no idea where the strike zone is right now

[tx 3 putt 77031]

Marisnick needs to keep splitting with fisher, no way do you 'sit' him

he needs to keep taking hacks to get his feel back

[UTexasFight 9492]

Who ya got in the 9th?

Devo with 2 lefties due?

[YChang 3452]

Whoever it is... no drama please!

[UTexasFight 9492]

Good morning
Good afternoon
Goodnight

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Edited April 18, 2018 by Seasick Sailor

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

#11!!!

[tx 3 putt 77031]

good W

[UTexasFight 9492]

That’ll do

[Honeysucklerose 990]

What just happened!!?!? A win??? Heck yes!