2018 Houston Astros Season Thread

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Let's close this fucker out

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Please end this game this inning for fuck sakes

 

[Guest]

I think Gattis would have to murder 3 crippled kids or something for me not to like him as a player.

 

[UDontKnow 10439]

Thank you Mr. Gattis for saving the Astros collective rear.

[TonyTexas 10478]

Finish them, Collin

[tx 3 putt 76159]

lock it down mchugh !

[Rimbo 25752]

EL OSOOOOOOOO BLAAAAAAAAANCOOOOOOOO

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

fuck this

[perfectchaos007 6593]

well shit

[tx 3 putt 76159]

so much for that, let's get to the 14th 

[cabowabo 4449]

Let's just forfeit this game and get on the god damn airplane. 

[maninblack 7974]

16 minutes ago, maninblack said:

I fucking hate our bullpen

What this guy said

[Rimbo 25752]

22 hours ago, slorch said:

I think Gattis would have to murder 3 crippled kids or something for me not to like him as a player.

 

of course this is a ridiculous notion

Evan gattis strikes me as the kind of guy who watches where he steps so that no ants are injured

Edited May 28, 2018 by Rimbo

[Rimbo 25752]

and crap

[UDontKnow 10439]

I hope JV is ready for tomorrow because I do not see an offensive explosion taking place thanks to this unnecessarily painful extra inning affair.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Tony!

[tx 3 putt 76159]

nice catch by kemp there 

[tx 3 putt 76159]

jd davis needs to get out to the bp and start warming up 

[tx 3 putt 76159]

come on springer, pick up kemp 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Come on, George

[perfectchaos007 6593]

Come on, Bregman

[YChang 3430]

Way too close to take that pitch

[Limp Brisket 546]

Swing the damn bat.

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

Bregman needs to get his eyes re-calibrated.  

[perfectchaos007 6593]

I feel like I wasted a Sunday

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Welp. 

[cabowabo 4449]

Glad its over. 

[tx 3 putt 76159]

welp, that sucked 

[Limp Brisket 546]

Fucking Peacock

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

Verlander has to go CG tomorrow.

[maninblack 7974]

i don't care about any statistics that say our pen is good. they're not. 

Edited May 27, 2018 by maninblack

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

Unfuckingbelievable.  I literally hate this bullpen.

[Guest]

18 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Let's just forfeit this game and get on the god damn airplane. 

you were right...

 

early game tomorrow agaisnt the Crankies.

[1leggedduck 443]

The Cleveland home field tards get the last laugh.

[YChang 3430]

That was very... not satisfying. Giles should feel bad. 

[cabowabo 4449]

This is is one Giles. That mother fucker couldn't close with a 5 run lead. 

[Guest]

1 minute ago, maninblack said:

i don't care about an statistics that say our pen is good. they're not. 

They preserved the tie for 5 gotdam innings.

 

Why couldn't our super line-up shatter the steaming piles of shit that Cleveland was strolling out to the mound?

[Rimbo 25752]

losing still sucks

[YChang 3430]

I literally hate Giles.

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

Well, that’s ten hours of my life I’ll never get back.  What a kick in the nuts, make the bullpen take a bus to New York.

Edited May 27, 2018 by Fudge Nuggets

[cabowabo 4449]

4 minutes ago, slorch said:

They preserved the tie for 5 gotdam innings.

 

Why couldn't our super line-up shatter the steaming piles of shit that Cleveland was strolling out to the mound?

We scored 1 go ahead run and they blew that. 

Edited May 27, 2018 by cabowabo

[maninblack 7974]

2 minutes ago, slorch said:

They preserved the tie for 5 gotdam innings.

 

Why couldn't our super line-up shatter the steaming piles of shit that Cleveland was strolling out to the mound?

[YChang 3430]

I need to go for a run.

[perfectchaos007 6593]

Need to get run support for Verlander tomorrow

[maninblack 7974]

Put the entire bullpen on a bus to New York. Fuck it make them Uber.

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

We used up all our good breaks last year.  We suck in close games.

[Limp Brisket 546]

5 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

We scored 1 go ahead run and they blew that. 

So that makes 6 runs they couldn’t close on.  You score 9 you’re supposed to fucking win the game.

[Player 4575]

They preserved the tie for 5 gotdam innings.
 
Why couldn't our super line-up shatter the steaming piles of shit that Cleveland was strolling out to the mound?

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

I hope someone goes bat shit crazy and destroys the clubhouse.

[Guest]

Just now, Limp Brisket said:

So that makes 6 runs they couldn’t close on.  You score 9 you’re supposed to fucking win the game.

and I whole-heartedly agree with this, but once the pooch was screwed, they did a pretty solid job.  They didn't ALL give up 5 runs.