2018 Houston Astros Season Thread

[Limp Brisket 549]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Stantons stance just irritates me

The Yankees irritate me.

[Scraps 13798]

The Yankees irritate me.

Well that goes without saying

[Limp Brisket 549]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

3 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

The Yankees irritate me.

Well that goes without saying

I cannot argue.  Gardner irritates me, that dude worries me more than any other Yankee.

[Player 4610]

Millennial bandwagon Yankee fans from Harlingen are also pretty irritating.

[Dr. Teeth 5868]

Fiiiiiilllllthy

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Nice night for Charlie.

[Limp Brisket 549]

Charlie Murphy is jealous of Didi I’m pretty sure.  #dokness

[Guest]

17 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

I cannot argue.  Gardner irritates me, that dude worries me more than any other Yankee.

There are some players on the Yankees that I actually like, such as Aaron Judge and DiDi. Gardner is one I would probably assassinate for a sixer of Lone Star. 

Edited May 30, 2018 by slorch

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

We need to score a shit load of runs here if Sipp is coming in.

[HtownHorn 15231]

4-10 in one run games. Damn, that's not good at all. I bet some of that bad luck changes.

Edited May 30, 2018 by HtownHorn

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I'm liking Gleyber Torres this series....

[Limp Brisket 549]

3 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

We need to score a shit load of runs here if Sipp is coming in.

You spelled bullpen wrong.

[HtownHorn 15231]

Just now, Limp Brisket said:

You spelled bullpen wrong.

Don't the Astros have the top bullpen era in baseball, or did until Sunday.

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[cabowabo 4685]

Lost opportunity there.

[TonyTexas 10741]

Lots of warning track outs from both teams tonight

[Horny Bull 2766]

Damn

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Damn. JD has just missed two tonight. 

[elfenix 34744]

fuck, that was close

[cabowabo 4685]

Tony Sipp. God help us all.

[thetruth 149]

I fucking hate Brett Gardner and his stupid fucking face. 

[HtownHorn 15231]

Interesting that you decide to make that defensive substitution. Marwin is not a better defender than Bregman at SS.

[Limp Brisket 549]

1 minute ago, thetruth said:

I fucking hate Brett Gardner and his stupid fucking face. 

And his itty bitty head too, right?

[cabowabo 4685]

Hate to be Debbie Downer, but the bullpen is gonna blow this.

[Mez2 4047]

Quit trying to make Tony Sipp happen, it's never gonna happen

[HtownHorn 15231]

That pitch was nasty.

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Hate to be Debbie Downer, but the bullpen is gonna blow this.

We suck.  No chance now...

[henrygandorf 29225]

that could've gone badly.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Nice fucking work, Joe Smith!

[Limp Brisket 549]

Okay....

[henrygandorf 29225]

just as i was thinking, should we ibb this dude, he answers my question...

monster inning for smith.  i'd love to put him in the "we're winning so put him in" group, which is almost everyone in our bullpen.  you nancies.

[TonyTexas 10741]

Interesting that you decide to make that defensive substitution. Marwin is not a better defender than Bregman at SS.

But he’s a lot better 3rd baseman than Yuli. And Yuli is better at 1st than Davis and Jake is now in center

[Limp Brisket 549]

2 more innings Holmes and I prefer a capital N on my Nancy label.

[HtownHorn 15231]

Just now, TonyTexas said:

But he’s a lot better 3rd baseman than Yuli. And Yuli is better at 1st than Davis

So then move Marwin to 3rd. Up the middle is way more important than the corners as far as defense goes.

[henrygandorf 29225]

btw, as far as my lists go, so far this game - sipp, smith, rondon - surprising in a game we're leading by 2 runs.  trial by fire i suppose.  plus most everyone is likely still gassed or sad about sunday.

[cabowabo 4685]

Hector Rondon is a fucking witch   

[Dr. Teeth 5868]

Smith, Rondon, Devo and Colin. We ain’t bad back there. 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Very nice inning from Rondon 

[UTexasFight 9809]

Smooooth 8th

 

Giles for 3rd straight day in the 9th?

 

[Mez2 4047]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Smooooth 8th

Who’s it gonna be in the 9th?

Devo?

[Guest]

7 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

btw, as far as my lists go, so far this game - sipp, smith, rondon - surprising in a game we're leading by 2 runs.  trial by fire i suppose.  plus most everyone is likely still gassed or sad about sunday.

Hinch is gonna run naked through Times Square. At this rate, he'll come back to the hotel with the Rockettes. 

[UTexasFight 9809]

Devo?

Lets pile another 2 or 3 here

 

I’d even settle for 1

Think we may be due for another Yankee defensive miscue

[henrygandorf 29225]

really would've been nice to have bregs on 3rd there.

[Dr. Teeth 5868]

Gary Sanchez is not good at catching.  

[UTexasFight 9809]

Oh Betances

Some things never change

[Telegraph_it 3379]

Correa pinch hit?

[henrygandorf 29225]

hey yuli, maybe make him throw a strike?  just a thought.

[henrygandorf 29225]

sanchez is lucky he didn't shatter his wrist just now.

re: mound visits, i thought if you got crossed up it doesn't count.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Terrible AB there 

[Mez2 4047]

Fucking balls