2018 Houston Astros Season Thread

[Scraps 13,800]

Bregman may be drunk too

[YChang 3,569]

This team is so good at bad base running.

[UTexasFight 9,818]

Double Tootblan

[TonyTexas 10,772]

This team is so good at bad base running.

But the 4 runs was nice

[ckhorn 226]

Would be hilarious if we showed up early to an Astros game and Hinch had the team doing base running drills. Like the little leagues.

[TexArcher 39,072]

I really enjoy how much Rougie can't hit.

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

Damn, that was almost a Julia upskirt. 

[perfectchaos007 6,780]

Kemp is fast and agile

[UTexasFight 9,818]

Kemp’s a witch

[Scraps 13,800]

Really should've had the 2nd one too which would've been awesome

[TonyTexas 10,772]

Kemp’s a witch

He takes some funky angles but seems to get usually get there. Have to remind myself that he’s a 2nd baseman.

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

Fucking Choo is a pain in the ass.

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

Fuck you, blue. Fuck. You.

 

Edited June 9, 2018 by Seasick Sailor

[perfectchaos007 6,780]

Verlander is struggling tonight. Umps have a lot to do with that

[thetruth 149]

This zone is all kinds of fucked. 

[Ldogg53 514]

This fuck looks just like that douche Chip’O whatever from Vic’s FB.

[TexArcher 39,072]

Rougie going full Carlos Gomez.  Go sit down, cocksucker.

[BornOrange 1,441]

Shock, another double play.

[BornOrange 1,441]

Bregman fucks.

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

Fuck yeah, Bregs.

[Viper 12,220]

Damn, that was almost a Julia upskirt. 

Screen shot? It looked like they realized it and cut away quickly

[thetruth 149]

In other good news for the Astros:

 

MLB Pipeline‏Verified account @MLBPipeline 2m2 minutes ago

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Zero rust for #Astros No. 1 prospect (@MLB No. 7) Forrest Whitley, as he was nearly flawless for the @cchooks in his first start of 2018 after serving a 50-game suspension: 4 IP 0 R 1 H 0 BB 5 K 55 pitches 37 strikes

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

I fucking hate Choo. 

[ckhorn 226]

4 minutes ago, thetruth said:

In other good news for the Astros:

 

MLB Pipeline‏Verified account @MLBPipeline 2m2 minutes ago

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Zero rust for #Astros No. 1 prospect (@MLB No. 7) Forrest Whitley, as he was nearly flawless for the @cchooks in his first start of 2018 after serving a 50-game suspension: 4 IP 0 R 1 H 0 BB 5 K 55 pitches 37 strikes

That boy GOOD.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

The felon is on for the Rangers

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

 

[Dr. Teeth 5,868]

MVP! MVP! MVP!

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Tuve homers off the convict

[Gut Wagon 8,219]

Need to cut Gattis before he can get another hit. 

[Mez2 4,048]

Checking in for Julia's upskirt?

[cabowabo 4,691]

McHugh needs to be used a lot more in the pen. We've wasted him so far. And if Keuchel keeps shitting his diaper, he needs to start.

 

 

[cabowabo 4,691]

Checking in for Julia's upskirt?

Did I miss something during the broadcast?

[UTexasFight 9,818]

Checking in for Julia's upskirt?

I assume it was this

[Dr. Teeth 5,868]

I love those Hooks jerseys. 

[UTexasFight 9,818]

McHugh needs to be given the chance to get his first career save.

[kevwun 16,438]

17 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

I love those Hooks jerseys. 

Awesome hats too.  They have a great logo.

[Mez2 4,048]

 

Test

Edited June 9, 2018 by Mez2

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

3 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

http://ibb.co/cjNM7o

 

Edited June 9, 2018 by Seasick Sailor

[Planet Houston 4,950]

[Dr. Teeth 5,868]

#40!!!

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Fuck the rangers.

[TexArcher 39,072]

I like when the Astros win.

I like when the Rangers lose.

I am happy twice.

[Mez2 4,048]

[Dr. Teeth 5,868]

You just rolled out the red carpet.  

[Mez2 4,048]

I wreck I-45, I wreck 2 Screw tapes
I'm 3 wheelin, poppin trunk, goin down Fuqua

#HTownPride

[Ldogg53 514]

Yes. Yes. Yes.

[Mez2 4,048]

2 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

You just rolled out the red carpet.  

What you did there,  I see it

[thetruth 149]

Watching the Rangers feed because Time Warner is still fucked. The post game is pumping sunshine because they scored 3 on Verlander. Take that L. FTR

[TexArcher 39,072]

8 minutes ago, thetruth said:

Watching the Rangers feed because Time Warner is still fucked. The post game is pumping sunshine because they scored 3 on Verlander. Take that L. FTR

Dude, they called a lazy fly ball to center: "that ball's WELL hit to center, buuuut it's hanging up there and it's not gonna carry."

It was about a 275 foot fly ball that was as high as it was deep.

I think they think they're calling it on the radio.

[cabowabo 4,691]

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