2018 Houston Astros Season Thread

[Mez2 4048]

Brevan!

[Horny Bull 2766]

That'll do

[Katfid54 9005]

Lolol fuck the Rangers

[Dr. Teeth 5868]

Nice. Dallas thrash all over the place. 

[TexArcher 39069]

Pitching is really hard.

[Scraps 13799]

Nice fastball bro

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Just now, Dr. Teeth said:

Nice. Dallas thrash all over the place. 

Some on the field too

[Mez2 4048]

Jake needs to hit a three run homer to ensure mccann scores

[Scraps 13799]

Jake needs to hit a three run homer to ensure mccann scores

How about a 2 run?

[Horny Bull 2766]

Jake Day!

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Jake needs to hit a three run homer to ensure mccann scores

2 run homer bro!!!

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Fuck yeah!!!!! Jake Day!!!!!!!!

[Dr. Teeth 5868]

Jake from Rake Farm

[Mez2 4048]

1 minute ago, Mez2 said:

Jake needs to hit a three run homer to ensure mccann scores

Or maybe a two run shot!

[runthebone 8376]

1 minute ago, Mez2 said:

Jake needs to hit a three run homer to ensure mccann scores

Mmmmmkay

[Katfid54 9005]

1 minute ago, Mez2 said:

Jake needs to hit a three run homer to ensure mccann scores

Boom

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Let’s fuck these clowns up today

[UTexasFight 9817]

Jake!!!

[TexArcher 39069]

1 minute ago, Mez2 said:

Jake needs to hit a three run homer to ensure mccann scores

How about a two-run homer??

[Mez2 4048]

Yake from Jake Farm

[cabowabo 4689]

W

[tx 3 putt 78676]

Jake from Rake Farm !!!!!!

[TexArcher 39069]

Breaking news:

The Rangers still suck and their fans still have little dicks.

[Planet Houston 4950]

JAKE FROM RAKE FARM!!!!!

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Typical. Arlington fan wearing a blowu shirt behind home plate

[Slacks 7057]

I need to check Jake the Snake's contract status. He looks different in these first 3 games.

[Dr. Teeth 5868]

What’s a Tocci?

[tx ind 7057]

I love this team so much

[Slacks 7057]

What’s a Tocci?

Tocci Down!

[Mez2 4048]

1 minute ago, Dr. Teeth said:

What’s a Tocci?

I think he was in hunger games

[TexArcher 39069]

McCullers is going to win a Cy if he can make 30 starts in a season.  So nasty.

[Mez2 4048]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

McCullers is going to win a Cy if he can make 30 starts in a season.  So nasty.

Dose nasty

[runthebone 8376]

"Punch" out

[Mez2 4048]

His motion seems a lot more controlled so far

[Rimbo 27012]

8 minutes ago, Snacks said:

I need to check Jake the Snake's contract status. He looks different in these first 3 games.

It looks like he's continuing his improvement in hitting from last year.

I swear, if he keeps hitting like this, I may scream. I mean, I loved him as a player even before he knew how to hit.

[Mez2 4048]

Defensive shifting!

[TexArcher 39069]

Man, that's a nice piece of hitting from Carlos.

I wonder if it's his turn to win an MVP.  It's definitely coming one of these years...

[Mez2 4048]

Y'all worried about reddick, y'all need to be worried about marwin

[runthebone 8376]

Wow, he was totally jammed on that.

[Mez2 4048]

Just now, Mez2 said:

Y'all worried about reddick, y'all need to be worried about marwin

Reverse jinx!!!!

[Dr. Teeth 5868]

MarAlmostgonebutgottheRBI

[Scraps 13799]

I like Matt Moore...he sucks so bad

[Gut Wagon 8219]

Needed that. 

[Horny Bull 2766]

Nice piece of hitting 

[RoundRobin 828]

Marwinning 

[tx ind 7057]

Marwin!

[Planet Houston 4950]

This feels...normal. 

#marwinning!

[Horny Bull 2766]

Just now, Scraps said:

I like Matt Moore...he sucks so bad

Astros broadcast appears to have no shortage of graphics that show how much he sucks

[Mez2 4048]

Come on Arlington, pick up your trash

[Planet Houston 4950]

On 3/27/2018 at 10:39 AM, Planet Houston said:

Agreed, but this also describes Marisnick.  If his power surge last year wasn't a fluke, he absolutely could/should be an everyday regular on most teams in the league.  But we have the luxury of being able to platoon both guys given their opposite handedness and mutual great athleticism.

Bump