2018 Houston Astros Season Thread

[Scraps 13562]

Sipp with his best inning in 3 years

[Hook'Em0608 96]

Look at Sipp with a 1, 2, 3 ten pitch inning. 

[Scraps 13562]

Games where two other teams are playing and he's pitching for one of them after you cut him is the type of game you use Sipp. 

Lol

[Scraps 13562]

Lol Pettis is a hater...sending McCann

Fucking awesome

[runthebone 8014]

Nice wheels.  

[Teddyballgame 441]

holy shit

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

Could he hit .500? 

[tx 3 putt 77074]

Sipp to closer !!!! 

[Scraps 13562]

Thats the Sipp we've come to know

[TonyTexas 10516]

Thats the Sipp we've come to know

Yawn. He will seldom if ever see pitch in high leverage situations.

[Tim Beck 20]

How I feel every time I remember Sipp’s contract 

[Scraps 13562]

Its almost over. He won't make it out of April

[UTexasFight 9499]

Hey y’all, I was just thinking...
Fuck the Rangers

[Scraps 13562]

JD with the 0fer.

[perfectchaos007 6673]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

JD with the 0fer.
 

He's getting sent to the minors when Yuli gets back. It's him or Stassi I'm guessing

[Scraps 13562]

Its him

[Gut Wagon 8083]

I was hoping we’d get that 10th run, so I could go way overboard and say we have the best offense in the long history of team athletics. But since we scored just 9, I won’t. 

Edited March 31, 2018 by Gut Wagon

[UTexasFight 9499]

Sounds like a game at Minute Maid on this final strike

[TonyTexas 10516]

He's getting sent to the minors when Yuli gets back. It's him or Stassi I'm guessing

It’s him. We’re going to carry 3 catchers most if not all year.

[Scraps 13562]

Don't let this chump get his first hit plz

[Mez2 4024]

All I wanna do is bang screw

#HTownPride

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

#2!!!

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

ballgame

[Horny Bull 2760]

That was fun. Fuck the Rangers.

[Scraps 13562]

Yessss fuck you Tocci!

[Southernthunder 38]

Woof Woof!

[DaysOff 7951]

Winning>Sipp

[Tim Beck 20]

H-Tine hollit dine

[Fudge Nuggets 19206]

Hope we can win the series tomorrow in Minute Maid North.

[Planet Houston 4930]

[Rimbo 25978]

I like winning

[TonyTexas 10516]

Sounds like a game at Minute Maid on this final strike

[hornian 5219]

We’ll take the boot back to Houston. Thank you. 

 

[Guadaloopy 10974]

Anyone see an exit velo for Correa’s bomb?  

[Planet Houston 4930]

10 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Anyone see an exit velo for Correa’s bomb?  

@MLBExitVelocity

Barrel: Carlos Correa (31) off Jesse Chavez [TEX]: 106.2 mph, 22 degrees (Home Run - 383 ft)

[Guadaloopy 10974]

1 minute ago, Planet Houston said:

@MLBExitVelocity

Barrel: Carlos Correa (31) off Jesse Chavez [TEX]: 106.2 mph, 22 degrees (Home Run - 383 ft)

Couldn’t even see the ball off the bat, and there was barely time to blink before it cleared the fence.  Really thought that velo would be higher.  

[Mez2 4024]

1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

Anyone see an exit velo for Correa’s bomb?  

713.

[Mez2 4024]

4 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

But remember, only one team gets to wear Texas across their jerseys!

 

Thats the same team with a felon on their team, so....

[Jshep34 2316]

Bigger douche, star wars helmet or dude wearing big chain necklace that lights up? 

[Jshep34 2316]

Whats the plan for tomorrow? We will be heading in around 130 or so

[APMP 688]

Happy Gerrit Cole day y'all. Let's see if he hits 100mph in his first Astros start.

[Cosimo de' Medici 121]

[Mez2 4024]

30 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Whats the plan for tomorrow? We will be heading in around 130 or so

So, my wife and I will probably be downtown by 10a, any ideas on breakfast spots?

Last year, a few of us met at biggios and then hopped around. Thoughts, suggestions?

Roll Call?

[UTexasFight 9499]

Bigger douche, star wars helmet or dude wearing big chain necklace that lights up? 

Haven’t seen Star Wars helmet dude but it’s gonna be hard to top Wiggy

 

Edit: nope. It’s Cosimo de Medici... and anyone else that posts that pic of that kid.

 

[UTexasFight 9499]

Roll Call?

Gonna be coming in hot about 5. You boys drink 1—or 112 to match last year’s win total— for me

[Ichabod 184]

I'll be slidin in round 3:30 - fo

[Scraps 13562]

I'll be at 8th wonder by 1pm

[Scraps 13562]

[Jshep34 2316]

We will be at biggios at 2pm. 

[UTexasFight 9499]

 

 

 

So you’re saying Tuve and Correa will not only be HOFers but first ballot HOFers. Got it